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November 25, 2014

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Express, Inc. is an American fashion retailer that caters mainly to young women and men. The company is headquartered in Columbus, Ohio and New York City. Express clothes are designed at the Express Design Studio on 111 Fifth Avenue New York City, New York in Manhattan's Flatiron District. In 2009, Express denim line was expanded with its extra low-rise Zelda jeans as well as introducing two new styles. One is a women's denim, barely boot-cut in either the low-rise Zelda or the regular-rise Stella. Express operates over 600 stores in the United States and generates $1.8 billion in annual sales.

"Get Money" is the third and final single released from the Junior M.A.F.I.A.'s debut album, Conspiracy. "Get Money" became the group's biggest hit, peaking at 17 on the Billboard 100 and was certified platinum by the RIAA on July 9, 1996 for sales of over two million copies, and was ranked number 3 in Billboard's Top Hot 100 Hits of 1996. The song is popular with pop culture refences for the lyric, "fuck bitches get money." The lyris has been adopted by many caucasian teenagers as, "Disregard females, acquire currency."

Gadzooks was a mall-based clothing retailer founded in 1983 as a t-shirt business owned by Texas businessmen, Jerry Szczepanski and Larry Titus. After achieving success, Gadzooks expanded its product line to sell a broader assortment of clothing aimed at young adults. The company logo included the Volkswagen Beetle and all stores had a life-size version of part of a Beetle inside. In 2003, it dropped its shrinking male clothing line to focus exclusively on female clothing. The store promoted this with ill-received ads with statements like "Proud to be Sexist" and "Stop Equality". Gadzooks filed for bankruptcy twice and in March 2005, Forever 21 purchased the chain and closed underperforming stores, reducing the number of locations from 243 to about 150.

Last year when the USA got their asses handed to them in the World Cup, the one bright spot was goaltender Tim Howard, who made 16 saves, the most ever in a World Cup match since they started keeping track of such things back in 1966. The previous record, set by Peru's Ramon Quiroga, was 13 saves 35 years ago back in 1978. The momentousness of the occasion did not go unnoticed by the internet, and by the following afternoon the Tim Howard saving things meme had taken shape. With that in mind, Giant's wide receiver Odell Beckham made what can only be described as the best fucking catch I've ever seen. So of course people have been hard at work overnight photoshopping the Beckham catch into a variety of different, unexpected situations. A few repeats from Howard, but all in all, the results are pretty funny.

Hey Ernie, Love the site, visit every day. The car in the picture being vacuumed out by the girl in the camo and crocs is an early Seat Ibiza, they're part of the VAG group and made in Spain but sold throughout Europe. Dave (UK)

Those ribbons were national defense, iraq campaign, global war on terror, and sea service. National defense and gwot are gimmies, iraq and sea service from a deployment. Chick is meh. Nick

I am still looking for what issue Maxim magazine this poster is from.

The Creative Inspire P580 speaker system brings home theatre audio quality to the desktop. When used with a Creative Sound Blaster 5.1 sound card it gives an audio performance of stunning quality and realism - perfect for a breathtaking home theatre experience in games and movies. Used with a 4-channel sound card, it can up-mix the input to 6-channel surround sound. The 17 Watts RMS wood subwoofer gives room-shaking results, while the five satellites, each offering 6 Watts RMS, ensure optimum acoustic dispersion for a truly immersive 'sound stage'. The Creative Inspire P580 wired remote features a headphone socket as well as volume/bass controls.

A FUCKING UNDERWATER CITY: Usually when people talk about colonization in the future, the discussion turns to outer space - people living on the moon, on Mars, or on a giant space station. But there's plenty of room for humanity to spread out right here on Earth, provided we find a way to live under the water. And engineering company Shimizu has revealed their plans for a way to do just that – it's called Ocean Spiral, an entire city under the ocean.

Hey Ern - This is clearly not a S & W Model 19 - as you pointed out - offered in Stainless steel the Model would be a 66. However, with a full barrel underlug shown in the pic would make this weapon a 6" Model 686 chambered in 357 Magnum. While a Model 629 closely resembles this - the smaller diameter of the barrel makes it a no brainer for the 686. Bob

Love the game Mainland, the secret is to store up your items. You can't take money from round to round but you can take the blocks, plagues etc.... Steve

West Coast Choppers is a brand that began selling screen-printed t-shirts and stickers with the company's Iron cross/Maltese cross logo while founder and "master marketer" Jesse James was finishing high school, packaging the accoutrements of the chopper lifestyle long before any actual West Coast Choppers customs had been ordered or sold. Even after the company did begin building custom choppers, 60% of revenue still came from sales of WCC-branded marketing tie-ins such as clothing, beverages and tools. Yearly sales of approximately 12–15 motorcycles at prices of around US$ 150,000 each actually lost money for the company, but attracted positive attention. The Long Beach, California headquarters of West Coast Choppers shut down in 2010, however was later reopened in 2013 with a new headquarters in Austin, Texas.

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