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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 14, 2014

November 14, 2014

Man I Wish That Guy Had A Color Printer.

Oh, if anyone still gives a shit, here are Kim Kardashain's titties, too. And yes, that giant ass of hers is photoshopped.

The United States Marine Corps Dress Blues is perhaps the most impressive uniform worn by any members of the US military: Can any of you Marines identify the Staff Sergeant's medals?

Today I learned that Matt from Demolition Ranch, is also a veterinarian and has another channel called Vet Ranch featuring the animals treats for free using the profits from his video channels.

And for those of you worried about how buying a firearm on Black Friday would work , the FBI has announced NICS's extended hours, opening at 4:30am EST.

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Today I learned that creepers creeping is creepy in any language. What is that, Spanish?

Hi Ernie. You are looking for a Garand to import, maybe I have some info that will help you. In my younger days I worked in Nuuk Greenland at "Skibsprovianteringen" located at the harbour. There I saw 6 original Garand all wrapped up in oilpaper just out back where they recieved the goods for the shop. Asked then they told me they couldnt sell these rifles as everybody wanted newer models or anything more modern. Might be a long shot, but chances are they still are at the same store! Owner of the store is Royal Arctic, a Danish company. Jan

Unfortunately Jan, me personally importing one of those 70 year old rifles would result in me winding up in federal PMITA prison for the next 20+ years. You see, He Who Shall Not be named doesn't want "weapons of war on our streets." Meanwhile, the American populace puts up with this shit. Keep in mind, it was a short 31 months ago, you could pick up a field grade M1 Garand for $525; that same rifle is now $595 with a 3-9 month wait while they piece it together from various spare parts. Sure, I can shop locally, there's a 40/50's era Garand for $1450 and if I wanted to make the drive, there's a 1942 up in JAX for $1100. Of course there's always this Garand rebarreled in .308 which would make finding ammunition much easier, as I wouldn't be restricted to finding surplus 30-06 stuff, but could instead fire any commercial .308 ammo, but if I'm going to do that, I might as well get a Springfield M1A.

Ah, New York City. Where else can you watch a guy in a green shirt just stand around and grab his cock.

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