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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 31, 2014
July 31, 2014

It's People Like You Who Come Here And Blow The Family Nest Egg That Built This Town.

So you scrounge up $1 million dollars to buy into a high stakes Las Vegas poker game. You flop a pair of aces. Smiling, you ush your stack of chips forward; you're all in. Oddly enough, your opponent flops a pair of aces. There's a 98% chance of a draw, right? Only a 2% chance you'll lose, right? What's the worst that can happen, right?

National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health investigators have determined that a number of factors, including arson, air management issues, and lack of operational standard procedures contributed to the July 28, 2011 death of a North Carolina firefighter. Hear firsthand how Asheville Captain Jeff Bowen and Firefighter Jay Bettencourt found themselves out of air, disoriented from breathing toxic smoke, and fighting for their lives.

Jolidon is a Romanian lingerie and swim suit manufacturer, founded in 1993 in Cluj-Napoca. In 1993, an entrepreneur, Gabriel Cîrlig, identifies on the romanian market a after '89 two types of products that are necessary, but briefly represented, the lingerie and the swimsuits. After 19 years of activity, Jolidon products are exported especially to the European Union but also to America and Asia. In 2000, the company founded Jolidon Hungary KFT in Budapest, then in 2001 Jolidon Italia SRL in Milano. Later, it extended to France as Jolidon France SARL, first in Paris, then in Lyon. As of March 2008, Jolidon operates 103 stores, 65 in Romania, 35 in Italy, and 3 in Hungary.

Alice Cooper: goody two shoes. Axl Rose: high as a kite. Fred Durst: douchebag as always. Eddie Van Halen: rock star. Dimebag Darryl: alive. Ronnie James Dio: my grandfather. Gene Simmons: nice Jewish boy. James Hetfield: future rock star. Kirk Hammet: King Dork. Jon Bon Jovi: likes other boys. Dave Mustaine: apathetic. Jonathan Davis: Flock of Seagulls. Kid Rock: dock. Kurt Cobains: chill. Marilyn Manson: math club. Paul Stanley: nice gay Jewish boy. Slash: small hair. Steven Tyler: c-r-e-e-p-y. Zack De la Rocha: not raging yet. That is my analysis of these rock stars' high school photos.

Boating on inland waterways such as rivers, creeks and dams demands special care. Many of these areas present issues not encountered in coastal waters, including submerged trees and other snags. Inland waterways are often murky and constantly changing; if you don't have a depth finder play it safe and reduce speed. Familiarise yourself with the area using maps and wherever you can, talk to local operators. They can often provide valuable knowledge such as how the current runs after rain and water depth following drought.

I estimate many tattoos were probably done on a whim and with much regret later on, but these folks may have been more fortunate! Their tattoo makeovers range from just a cover up of ex's name to rather impressive works of art. Now let's follow back up in 10 years and see what makeovers of these makeovers they may have done, hmm.

Hey Ernie, hope I'm not too late to the show. The scooter you were asking about appears to be a 2011 Vespa s50. Here is a link to compare it with. Hope it helps. Mike C from Bloomington, Indiana

Ernie, Good sir, that there be the white Piaggio Vespa LX125 with Windscreen. Awesome little scooter. Cheers good brother, and stay cool there on the right hand coast. Paul

Sorry Mike, Paul is correct! And first I wasn't sure if it was a 50cc or the larger 125/150cc but on a 50cc, look at the side of the seat and notice now the keylock is behind the seat strap, while on the 125/150cc models, the keylock is in front of the seat strap. Larger scooter = larger seat = different placement of keylock. Anyway, on to the next photo challenge, and I think you're going to have to be fluent in German to get this one. The first two words on the banner are definitely "die wilden" which Google translates to "the wanted." The second word I'm not sure on. I think it ends in -sinen but can't carve that one stone. I suspect someone with a familiarity in the language of the Deutschland is going to have to solve this one.

Watch this Bloomberg/Moms Demand PSA and ask yourself this. Would this scenario turn out better if the abusive husband didn't have a gun, or if the abused wife did? Because remember, the police/fire/EMTs are NOT the first responders; they are the SECOND responders. The true first responder to a threat to your safety -- be it a kitchen fire, a heart attack, or a wacko ex-husband -- is YOU!

InterContinental Hotels & Resorts is a brand of luxury hotels. Founded in 1946 by Pan American World Airways under Juan Trippe, it is now owned by the InterContinental Hotels Group. The chain operates over 183 hotels and resorts in more than 60 nations. And evidently they provide very high quality blankets, because as a makeshift curtain, this one is letting absolutely zero light through.

Some of this is just pure fucking insanity: Australian bicycle rider Lachlan Sens and his huge huge brass balls riding in some of the better spots of central Victoria, early 2014.


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