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Fifteen Minutes of Fame. Or Twelve Years, Either Way.

So Ike recently got a little claim to fame. Last week I spent a few hours meandering around social media and looking at a lot of dog rescue stories. Some of which ended up with happy endings, while others not so much. That of course got me to thinking about Ike, and the experience I had adopting him twelve years ago; the long drive down there from Massachusetts, meeting Inge the (German?) woman who ran the shelter, Ike almost killing me before finally getting him called down, and finally the ride home. The latter of part of which was almost like riding inside of a snow globe, because he had massive dandruff caused by a skin infection. Anyway, on a whom I decided to reach out and see if ol Inge was still there, and if she remembered Ike, and if so, just to let her know we made out okay. She was, she did and she was delighted how things turned out for Ike and me. She even put the little monster on their front page.

The Galway Hurdle is a National Hunt hurdle race in Ireland which is open to horses aged four years or older. It is run at Galway over a distance of 2 miles (3,219 metres), and during its running there are nine hurdles to be jumped. It is a handicap race, and it is scheduled to take place each year in late July or early August. The event is held during the seven-day Galway Festival meeting. It was established in 1913, and the inaugural running was won by Red Damsel. The race is now sponsored by Guinness.

If yesterday's tie with Portugal has taught us anything it's that we don't care how many fat guys you shove out of the way to get to a cute busty fan, I don't care how many mascots dirty dance with models, Americans are simply never going to give a shit about football soccer.

The Koala Kare baby changing baby changing station has full length steel-on-steel hinges with 11 gauge steel mounting bracket eliminating plastic wear points to provide superior child protection and durability. The gas spring mechanism ensures smooth open and closing, with built-in liner cavity and two bag hooks. Bed surface exclusively contains Microban antimicrobial, reducing odor causing bacteria. The Koala Kare baby changing station is constructed with 46% recycled materials; contributes to LEED certified building requirements.

Another sub-$400 gun deal that's too good to pass up: here's a Sig Sauer SP2022 in Field Dark Earth (FDE), chambered in 9mm with two 15 round magazines and night sights, shipped to your FFL for only $399. Keep in mind these things are usually $585. Added bonus: there is a rebate going on right now, where Sig will send you two extra mags plus a range bag -- the 15 round mags sell for $46 each, as does the range bag. So with $125 worth of free shit, the cost of the pistol is $275 -- you're be a fucking idiot to pass this deal up and I can assure you Sir, I'm no idiot.

I've looked through all of Metallica's discography, but still can't identify where this t-shirt is from. A concert, maybe?

Now see, if I found a hidden room in my house like this, I'd be fucking stoked. A small camera to find out who its current occupant is, then clean the nest out (so to speak) and then boom, perfect panic room.

A bungee cord is an elastic cord composed of one or more elastic strands forming a core, usually covered in a woven cotton or polypropylene sheath. The sheath does not materially extend elastically, but it is braided with its strands spiraling around the core so that a longitudinal pull causes it to squeeze the core, transmitting the core's elastic compression to the longitudinal extension of the sheath and cord. Today, bungee cords are most often used to secure objects without tying knots and to absorb shock. Inexpensive bungee cords, with coiled metal or plastic hooks on each end, are marketed as a general utility item.

Jeopardy host Alex Trebek set the Guinness World Record for hosting the most episodes of a game show ever. Trebek responded to the news by saying, "What is 'Eat me, Sajak?'"

Lake of the Ozarks State Park has a little bit of something for everyone. Crave water adventure? Lake of the Ozarks has a full complement of boating options. Want a quiet place to hike or mountain bike? The park's thousands of wooded acres have lots of places to get away from it all, with 12 trails that wind through the park. Cabins and yurts make the park a welcome place for families looking to enjoy the lake but escape the hustle and bustle of some of the nearby towns. The Lake of the Ozarks is also one of Missouri's premier fishing destinations, and is closely monitored by the Missouri Department of Conservation. Anglers can expect to catch a variety of fish including bass, crappie, walleye, bluegill and catfish.

big ass crane tries to lift heavy concrete pool shell over a hour. stop me if you've heard this one before.