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Private Pluto is a cartoon made by The Walt Disney Company in 1943. This short showcases Pluto as a soldier. Pluto is a guard dog on a military base. He's told there are saboteurs, and is assigned to guard a pill-box. First, Pluto tries to follow marching orders, contorting himself into quite a mess. Then, he engages in hijinks with two chipmunks who are using a cannon to store and crack their nuts, and a war of wits naturally ensues. These two chipmunks would later be known as Chip & Dale, and would be their first appearance in Disney history.

A newly popular way of artfully storing spices uses magnets to hold them to the side of a refrigerator, or to any steel surface. The use of glass, hexagon-shaped jars is most popular and these guys have come up with a very detailed step-by-step set of instructions for you to follow. Hopefully, their discoveries and answers will help you with your own magnetic spice rack project.

It's June, which means that if you haven't used the gift cards you got for Christmas yet, it's time to cut your losses and look for other options. Luckily, it's 2014, and you have plenty of choices regarding what to do with your old or unwanted gift cards. Here are nine ways for you to take your unwanted gift cards and turn them into something you actually want, be it cash or a better gift card.

Bahia Principe Hotels & Resorts is a division of resorts owned by Grupo Piñero, and founded in 1995 with the opening of the Bahía Príncipe San Juan in the Dominican Republic. Currently, the chain continues to expand with the aim of increasing the number of its establishments and thereby exceeding the 20,000 hotel rooms that it already boasts. The Bahia Principe brand classifies all five-star establishments with the name Gran Bahía Príncipe and four-star establishments with the name Bahia Principe. It also recently created a brand bringing together all the highest quality Grand Bahia Principe establishments, which are classified with the distinction of Luxury Bahia Principe Don Pablo Collection.

Planet Terror is a 2007 American action horror science-fiction film written, cinematographied, scored, co-edited, produced and directed by Robert Rodriguez, about a group of people attempting to survive an onslaught of zombie-like creatures as they feud with a military unit, including a go-go dancer named Cherry Darling, searching for a way to use her "useless talents." One night, Cherry is fed up with her dead end job and decides to search for greener pastures. Her travels lead her to a small BBQ and her lost love. That's when the action really begins! Wounded and with her left leg amputated by zombies, she is then transformed into a semi-automatic-wielding, bad-ass heroine of humanity. And you'll be happy to know that after the infection killed or converted most of humanity into sickos, Cherry went around the country searching for survivors and bringing them back to Tulum, Mexico, with her infant daughter.

Good news: I wasn't kidding when I said the Century International Arms VZ2008 with 5 Mags for $399.99 was a terrific fucking deal. Bad news: Palmetto State Armory is not known for their fast order processing.

Sea kayaks are used around the world for marine journeys from a few hours to many weeks, as they can accommodate one to three paddlers together with room for camping gear, food, water, and other supplies. A sea kayak usually ranges anywhere from 10–18 feet for solo craft, and up to 26 feet for tandem craft. In recent years, there has been an increase in production of sit on top kayaks suitable for sea use. This has resulted in a new market for paddlers looking for the versatility of a sit on top, with seaworthy performance. Sit on top kayaks are a common choice for sea kayakers who prefer the sit on top versatility, but do not want to sacrifice performance.

And finally, while everyone still has their panties in a wad about Bowe Bergdahl, considert this: ten years ago this month, U.S. Marine Wassef Ali Hassoun disappeared from Camp Fallujah in Iraq. After a five-month military investigation, he was charged with desertion and theft, and transferred to Camp Lejeune for trial. Yet, a full decade later, Hassoun is as free as a bird, and our leaders in Washington don't seem to give a shit.

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