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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 24, 2014
April 24, 2014

It's Okay Honey, I Dream About McDonalds, Too.

As if fast food wasn't fast enough, now comes Taco Bell's latest creation: the Beefy Nacho Burrito, which is marketed as "nachos wrapped up and ready to go." I guess it's targeted for fast foodies who are in a rush -- or simply just too impatient -- to sit down and eat any of the varieties of nachos that Taco Bell has already been serving for years. This new Beefy Nacho Burrito aims to give you the nacho-eating experience -- complete with the crunch of tortilla chips, all smothered in cheese -- conveniently wrapped in a soft tortilla.

Does anyone remember this? "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized." You know, or not. Meanwhile, both Onslow County Sheriff's Deputy Natalie Barber and former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Steve can both go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

Persil is a brand of laundry detergent made by Henkel; but which is now also licensed for manufacture, distribution, and marketing in several countries by Unilever. Henkel and Unilever both manufacture their own formulations. Introduced in 1907, Persil is notable because it was the first commercially available "self-activated" laundry detergent. The name, Persil, is derived from two of its original ingredients, sodium perborate and sodium silicate. It is Unilever's premium brand in Ireland and the United Kingdom. Persil is sold in many forms, with several "environment friendly" products.

A few weeks ago Jeremy and Larry pointed out this "reworked deuce and a half" is actually a 5 ton M923A2 and believe it or not, they're actually not all that super expensive to buy; many can be had for under $10,000. Which granted, is a little expensive for a toy, but what a toy it is! But I suppose if you don't have the cash -- or the space -- for vehicle with a 21,470lb curb weight, might I suggest you consider this 6x6 ATV by Can-Am, as it's cheaper, lighter, but doesn't have a cupholder.

And from the Ask-And-Ye-Shall-Receive department...

Hey Ernie, Long time reader and excited to be a first time contributor. The language on the scale is Hindi and it reads "for 5 kilos". Shal

Look I don't want to troll anyone with stupid comments but I think I might need the assistance of your former infanty guys for this next pic challenge, although I suspect tankers will be in the know as well. Take a look at this Russian BMP-2 -- notice the smooth unbeveled cannon? Now take a look at this Czechoslovakian OT-64, see the how the outer diameter of the cannon isn't uniform? That makes me suspect that these snow covered personnel carriers are OT-64's, although the soldier is wearing a Russian uniform. Maybe the Ruskies upgraded the weapons on the BMP-2?

The Yankees expect that dirty piece of shit cheater, Michael Pineda, will have to serve a suspension after the right-hander was ejected from Wednesday's game against the Red Sox at Fenway Park for pitching with pine tar smeared on the right side of his neck. And yeah, the Sox won 5 to 1. Fucking Yankees.

The Venetian Resort Hotel Casino is a luxury hotel and casino resort situated between Harrah's and The Palazzo on the east side of the Las Vegas Strip in Paradise, Nevada, United States, on the site of the old Sands Hotel. Designed by KlingStubbins, the hotel tower contains 36 stories and rises 475 feet. The Venetian is -- along with two other hotels I mentioned earlier, the adjacent Sands Expo Convention Center and The Palazzo Hotel and Casino Resort -- part of the largest five-diamond hotel and resort complex in the world with 4,049 suites, 4,059 hotel rooms, and a 120,000-square-foot casino. And based upon this view, I do believe that's The Venetian Hotel back there to the right.

Hey Ernie, I just got back from sunny Cancun, Mexico and need to catch up on the last week of EHOWA. However, after reading today's post I wanted to try and figure out your latest pic challenge before catching up. The hat in question is for the FIBA SuproLeague. I did a quick search and it seems to be an old European Basketball Tournament that only lasted one year. Johnny

Okay I have to confess something here. The first thing I found out when I began researching saloon doors was simply no one is certain about their origin, but they've been around forever, particularly in the Old West. In the frontier days the delicate louvered design with a gentle curved top and bottom was usually the most attractive door on Main Street and provided a welcome to the patrons. The door was split in the middle so no one had to decide which side to open. The swing was designed to push from either side without having to stop and think about whether to push or pull when coming in or going out of the saloon.

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Brondby IF is a Danish football club based in Brondbyvester, Brondby, on the western outskirts of Copenhagen and is the biggest football club in Denmark with almost 2000 members. The club, founded in 1964 as a merger between two local Brondby clubs, has won 10 national Danish football championship titles and six national Danish Cups, since the club joined the Danish top-flight football league in 1981. Since the founding of fellow club F.C. Copenhagen in 1992, both Copenhagen and Brondby have had a fierce rivalry, and the Derby between the two sides called the "New Firm", attracts the biggest crowds in Danish football.

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