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Twelve Years Ago Today. My How Time Flies.

Twelve years ago today. Frantic phonecalls. Hushed Meetings. Brown walls. Stillness. Tears. I still miss you, mom. But just so everyone doesn't get too bummed out, remember that Mufasa taught us about the circle of life, so let's take a minute to wish Rachael Weisz a happy birthday! On that note, my birthday is coming up in a few months. Just sayin.

Got 2b Glued is for hair that ain't goin' nowhere. Push through hair to put it in place. Twist tips into stand-up straight spikes or haphazardly distribute all over for that unstructured, messy look. Got 2b Glued delivers hold so strong -- it's wind-tunnel tested -- your style will last until your next shampoo. And of course, it's water resistant.

Well, shit is getting interesting and the rumors are starting to gain traction; either Obama is going to halt imports of Russian made ammo (like he needsda fucking reason) as part of an embargo, or Putin is going to halt the exports in an effort to gain political leverage. Either way, I'm hedging my bets and I'd respectfully suggest you do the same while before any bubble starts.

Meanwhile, good times are heating up in Connecticut. Recently a lot of pro-gunners have gotten very bent out of shape about this phone conversation with Lieutenant Paul Vance of the Connecticut State Police, who towards the end of what becomes a heated exchange, declared, "I am the master." In his defense, his demeanor struck me as very professional and very courteous, he tried to politely explain that nothing had been decided yet, and only resorted to the master line after being goaded into it by an increasingly belligerent caller. That's not to say I found what he had to say to be warm and comforting, I just think his message got twisted in the ensuing pissing match. But here's the corner their governor has allowed himself to be painted into. The way I see it, he only has three options. First he can admit the mandatory registration law is complete and utter bullshit, and ask the courts to set it aside. Two, he can completely ignore the law and allow it to go unenforced. Or three he can actually send State Police -- and National Guard?! -- door to door to confiscate unregistered assault weapons. The latter I can assure you, will result in mucho bloodshedo.

Looks like "Good Mood Food" wasn't cutting it. Arby's moved on with a new tagline: "Slicing Up Freshness." The line refers to the fact that Arby's slices up their meats every day in each restaurant and seek to point out that other sandwich chains (the biggest being Subway) do not. Apparently, not everyone knows that Arby's slices their meats in-house.

I almost had to cry uncle on this next one; what the fuck is this blue bottle? At first I thought some Hot n'S-(unny?) sunscreen, but who the fuck ever heard of premium sunscreen? Then I stumbled across Tyrkisk Peber, which is a strong liquorice candy flavored with ammonium chloride and pepper, made by the Finnish company Fazer. Tyrkisk Peber is sometimes used to make the Finnish cocktail salmiakkikoskenkorva and similar Danish, Norwegian and Swedish cocktails. When Perelly manufactured Tyrkisk Peber, it was also available as powder. The powder was often used to make the cocktail, which in Denmark is known as sort svin, or Hot n'Sweet Tyrkisk Peber Vodka, a Danish mild vodka specialty with fantastic licorice taste.

Here are 25 insanely hot female athletes you should be following on Instagram; with photographic evidence, of course.

Ceske drahy (CD) or Czech Railways is the main railway operator in the Czech Republic. In 2010 its consolidated revenues reached CZK 41.0 billion ($2.1 billion USD). CD Class 680 locomotives are electric units used exclusively in the Czech Republic, using tilting Pendolino technology. Built by Alstom they were largely based on 9-car ETR 470. While testing from B?eclav to Brno on November 18, 2004, a Pendolino enhanced Class 680 reached a speed of 237 km/h and created a new Czech railway speed record.

There sure has been a magnitude of changes in the world we live in now compared to the 1990s. Almost two decades ago people had values and technology was lacking. It seems now, the two have switched.

William "Billy" Connolly, is a Scottish comedian, musician, presenter and actor. His first trade, in the early 1960s, was as a welder in the Glasgow shipyards, but he gave it up towards the end of the decade to pursue a career as a folk singer in the Humblebums and subsequently as a soloist. Connolly is also an actor and has appeared in such films as Water; Indecent Proposal; Muppet Treasure Island; The Boondock Saints, The Last Samurai, and The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day. He is sober now, but he once got so hammered he got trapped inside a phone booth. Also, there was a firefight.

LYRICS: Sweet chemical indifference, I can't stop, can't change the evident. Predisposed to perpetual sickness, I refuse to let you all be witness. Make sure the needle is clean, when you let me go back to sleep Lapse, by Envy on the Coast