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Is It Me, Or Is That A Really Creepy Slinky?

As we head into the holiday season, just remember that this was considered fat back in 1985.

The importance of bathtub injuries, particularly submersions and scalds, has long been recognized. The US Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) found that, in 2002–2004, bathtubs were the primary locations of nonpool drownings and near-drownings. Hot-water scalds represent the most common and most severe type of burns in young childhood. Importantly, slips and falls are the most common mechanisms of injury in bathtubs and showers, accounting for >80% of injuries. This proportion may be even greater because slips and falls may contribute to other mechanisms of injury, such as submersions and scald burns.

Now I don't want to cause anyone alarm but the next time you want to go kayak fishing off Hawaii, keep this guy in mind. And the next time you want to do some surfing near New York City, keep this 3,500 lb 16 ft Great White shark that swims up and down Long Island, in mind.

Sauteing (from the French saute, lit. "jumped, bounced" in reference to tossing while cooking) is a method of cooking food, that uses a small amount of oil or fat in a shallow pan over relatively high heat. Ingredients are usually cut into pieces or thinly sliced to facilitate fast cooking. The primary mode of heat transfer during sauteing is conduction between the pan and the food being cooked. Food that is sauteed is browned while preserving its texture, moisture and flavor. If meat, chicken, or fish is sauteed, the saute is often finished by deglazing the pan's residue to make a sauce.

Nebraska's Kenny Bell crushing block on Wisconsin's Devin Smith was magical in and of itself. But watching it in super slo-mo set to Destroyer's Kaputt is eerily soothing. it sure as hell beats white people playing basketball.

Motobecane was a French manufacturer of bicycles, mopeds, motorcycles, and other small vehicles, established in 1923. "Motobecane" is a compound of "moto", slang for motorcycle; "becane" -- which sounds like it's being said with a -- is slang for "bike." In addition to the standard diamond frame bicycles, Motobecane produced mixte frame versions; the mixte frame Grand Touring had twin lateral stays in place of a top tube, extending from the head tube to the seat tube, while the Super Touring and Grand Jubile had a single top tube sloping down towards the seat tube, but diverging into twin lateral stays just before the seat tube. Later mixte Grand Touring models also used this design. Motobecane also produced a tandem bicycle.

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway

Also if you get off your ass, you can pick up a 1,000 round case of 7.62x39 for $199. You're welcome.

now dead, 76-year old woman fights & shoots attackers stealing her bingo money

old and busted: rescuing a trapped bear family the new hotness: rescuing a trapped racoon family