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You want to see patriotistm? I'll show you patriotism. Here is a photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger on the day he received his American citizenship. You're welcome.

First published in 1948 by Arnold Kegel, a pelvic floor exercise, more commonly called a Kegel exercise, consists of repeatedly contracting and relaxing the muscles that form part of the pelvic floor. Several tools exist to help with these exercises, although various studies debate the relative effectiveness of different tools versus traditional exercises. Exercises are usually done to reduce urinary incontinence, reduce urinary incontinence after childbirth, and reduce premature ejaculatory occurrences in men, as well as to increase the size and intensity of erections. Anyway, here is Regina Hall talking about Kegel exercises to help your back. And your flaccid penis. You're welcome.

People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, okay? They come to Chotchkie's for the atmosphere and the attitude. Okay? That's what the flair's about. It's about fun. Look, we want you to express yourself, okay? Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that, okay? Well, like Brian, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile. You do want to express yourself, don't you? You're welcome.

The lovely Nicolle was discovered several years ago in Las Vegas at The Palms during the Search for the Most Beautiful Latina. Here are some great photos of her in the pool, and in one of the hotel suites. You're welcome.

Move along, nothing to see here. Just a photo of Michael Jordan playing a little beer pong. You're welcome.

One of the most important factors to achieve a better night's sleep is a comfortable amount of space. It is important to consider the actual amount of sleeping space you will have available for a new mattress. Generally, a mattress should be longer and wider than the amount of space you and your partner uses to sleep. The recommended size for two adults to sleep on is a queen or king size bed. A twin-XL size is 5 inches in length longer than the standard twin sized mattress. This size is great for taller youth or adults. Twin-XL is also the same length as a queen or king, in fact two of them side by side equals a king sized mattress. You're welcome.

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Unlike the Secret Service who prefer Columbian Hookers, The Biebs refers them to be Brazilian. And to be honest, it's tough to fault the guy here. BONUS: Bieber's hookers says he's good in bed, with obligatory photos of said Brazilian hooker. You're welcome.

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