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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 21, 2013
October 21, 2013

Happy Belated 238th Birthday To The United States Navy.

Shit, the Navy's birthday was last week and I forgot to mention it! The United States Navy traces its origins to the Continental Navy, which the Continental Congress established on 13 October 1775, by authorizing the procurement, fitting out, manning, and dispatch of two armed vessels to cruise in search of munitions ships supplying the British Army in America. The legislation also established a Naval Committee to supervise the work. All together, the Continental Navy numbered some fifty ships over the course of the war, with approximately twenty warships active at its maximum strength. In 1972 Chief of Naval Operations Admiral Elmo R. Zumwalt authorized recognition of 13 October as the Navys birthday. In contrast to Navy Day, the Navy Birthday is intended as an internal activity for members of the active forces and reserves, as well as retirees, and dependents. So happy belated birthday, Navy!

Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! All thanks to David Ortiz and Shane Victorino! My-yummy, thanks guys! With any luck, you'll both get bitten by these sexy zombies for Halloween!

Larry Wayne "Chipper" Jones, Jr. was an American former Major League Baseball third baseman who spent his entire 19-year career playing for the Atlanta Braves. Although initially a shortstop, he spent most of his career as the starting third baseman. Jones ended his career in 2012 with a .303 career batting average, with 468 home runs, 1,512 walks, and 1,623 RBIs in 2,499 games with 8,984 at bats. He has the most career RBIs for a third baseman. Many baseball writers anticipate Jones will be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame as soon as he becomes eligible. On June 28, 2013, Jones' number 10 was retired by the Braves and he was inducted into the team's Hall of Fame.

Yeah, sports fans can be lots of thing. They can be funny. They can be crazy. They can be violent. They can be wasted. And they can be pathetic. However, since we're halfway through October, just two weeks from Halloween, today we're going to focus on sports fans being creepy as hell. So the only thing that binds all these GIFs together? The fact that the people featured in them make you uncomfortable, one way or another.

Some people get lucky and stumble on to their true happiness. Sounds like David Rhodes found his own personal Shangri-La. My favorite quote from the video when talking about his bar: "I've had people come in and just turn around and walk and leave," Rhodes said. "I don't know if they think this is The Hills Have Eyes or whatnot, but we've stopped making lampshades out of tourists weeks and weeks ago." Bret

ernie, a good video for you... we don't mess around in Ohio with P.O.S. pulling BB guns on our cops. Jim

Wow, he *shot the fuck* outta that guy. Gotta be prepared for the worst, right? Looked clean to me, good for him.

Experts say that the best plan is to install a relatively powerful fire extinguisher on each floor of your home. Among appropriate choices, we saw the best feedback for the Kidde Full Home Fire Extinguisher. That 3-A:40-B:C rated fire extinguisher exceeds the minimum recommendations of the National Fire Prevention Association, yet it is judged to be lightweight and easy to use. Its chemical fire retardant is designed to combat any fire you are likely to encounter in your kitchen -- including normal combustibles like wood and paper, liquid combustibles like cooking oil or electrical fires.

Knob Creek Gun Range is an outdoor shooting range located in Bullitt County, Kentucky, United States, near the community of West Point, Kentucky. The range is a former military-munitions test range. As well as being open all year around, the gun range also hosts a biannual gun show in April and October, which is billed as the "World's Largest Machine Gun Shoot and Military Gun Show," an event that draws machine gun dealers, collectors and enthusiasts from all over the country. The Machine Gun Shoot itself consists of several rounds of firing at a wide variety of appliances, vehicles and pyramids of tires. Participants also have the opportunity to shoot at barrels of fuel with pyrotechnic charges attached, which explode when struck by bullets. The objective for these shooters is to destroy everything down range. The presence of many rare and powerful fully automatic weapons also draws many visitors, with firearms ranging from submachine guns to .50 BMG heavy machine guns and M134 Miniguns. The main event of the Machine Gun Shoot is the "Night Shoot" where, after dark, gasoline-filled metal drums and explosives are set up in and around the targets, and tracer ammunition is used.

Tulane University is a private, nonsectarian research university located in New Orleans, Louisiana, United States. Founded as a public medical college in 1834, the school grew into a comprehensive university in 1847 and was eventually privatized under the endowments of Paul Tulane and Josephine Louise Newcomb in 1884. As a result of Hurricane Katrina in August 2005 and its damaging effects on New Orleans, most of the university was closed for the second time in its history—the first being during the Civil War. A total of 37,767 applications were received for the freshmen class entering Fall 2011; 9,422 applicants were accepted (24.9%), and 1,642 enrolled. Women constituted 57.1% of the incoming class; men only 42.9%.

This is the quality of off Broadway shows these days. I wonder if she got a grant from the National Endowment of the Arts. NSFW - Eric

Ernie, I've been enjoying you and your sense of humor for awhile now. I thought you might get a kick out of this video. I'm still not sure if I prefer it over her other videos or not... --Richard

That ass dancing chick reminded me of KeSha. You can dress her up, you can leak her nude photos, but you can not take her out, otherwise she around dorks.

I don't wanna scare anyone, but I'm gonna give it to you straight about Jason. His body was never recovered from the lake after he drowned. And if you listen to the old-timers in town, they'll tell you he's still out there, some sort of demented creature, surviving in the wilderness, full grown by now... stalking... stealing what he needs, living off wild animals and vegetation. Some folks claim they've even seen him, right in this area. The girl that survived that night at Camp Blood, that... Friday The 13th? She claimed she saw him. She disappeared two months later... vanished. Blood was everywhere. And, by now, I guess you all know we're the first to return here. Five years... five long years he's been dormant.

The advantages, or pros, of traveling with hard case luggage include the protective shell to keep your belongings from becoming crushed. The disadvantages, or cons, of this type of luggage are that its colors and patterns may be limited and it doesn't squish down or fit as easily into small spaces as the more decorative, soft-sided suitcases. Hard case luggage is also heavier and tends to show scuffs or scratches quite easily. Yet, the hard plastic shell can stay cleaner and is typically much more durable than cloth or vinyl suitcases.

Old and busted: the best RPGs of all time. The new hotness: the best upcoming RPGs of 2014; my money is on Destiny since it's by the Bungie guys who made Halo.

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