I'm sorry but any 35 year old man who is gainfully employed making $90,000 a year and chooses to opts out of his employer health benefits in favor of joining Obamacare, is either woefully ignorant of how it works, or is a lazy piece of shit trying to milk the system. Either way, I wish them financial ruin.
I feel I should somehow recognize this beer label label and the brand name is on the tip of my tongue, but I just can't get it out.
So an update on my neighbor's house that's being built next door. They scraped the site clear in mid May and started dumping dirt less than a week later. You have to let that dirst settle so that is passes a compaction test before starting the foundation wall in which to pouring the concrete slab. After giving the slab time to set, then they are ready to start building the walls which turns out doesn't take long at all. A few weeks after that the roof trusses went on. And then? Then? Then the fucking contractor seems to have fucking gone to lunch. A month after the trusses on, the house still looked like this. And now two months after, it still looks like this. Slowest. Fucking. Contractor. EVAR.
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So who can make out what was written here? I have.... something-something. I can't quite make it out.
Holy shit. Dude, they couldn't make more money if they took those guns, pointied them at you and stole your fucking wallet. Me thinks these guys cater to Europeans on vacation, and drunk assholes at bachelor parties. Using tyhe following ammo prices [Using $0.05 for .22, $0.20 for 9mm. $0.40 for .45, .50 for 4.6mm, and $0.35 for .223] which are hot off the presses as of this morning. Their least expensive package = $82.50 for (25 x $0.04) and (25 x $0.40) and (25 x .20) a total of $15 worth of ammo and maybe $0.50 worth of paper targets. Net profitt: $67. The most expensive package = $545 for ($5.00, $ 5.00, $11.25, $10.00, $10.00, $8.75, $8.75, $6.25, $8.75, $8.75) a total of $ 82.50 worth of ammo. and maybe $2.00 in targets. Net profit: $459. Soooo thanks, but I'll just buy my own guns. Here is a deal you should not pass up: 820 rounds of PMC 55 grain brass cased -- with ammo can for $309 shipped.
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Anyway, speaking of getting horse fucked in the ass, that asshole Bloomberg is at it again. Not content to try and meddle with the election process in Colorado, now he's sticking his fucking nose into New Jersey as well. jesus Christ I can't wait for this man to die.
Hey Ernie, Love the site. Hope you find this interesting. We have a small children's book that is very old and very politically incorrect for today's standards. I thought you would get a kick out of these. Scanned in the cover of the book along with the inner flap that describes the story and the rear cover as they had some "interesting" comments. I included the first 6 pages of the story as well so you can see the illustrations. There is no printing date, only that it says it is printed in the U.S.A. I'm guessing it was printed in the late 40's, early 50's. There is no tag of copyright to be found within the book either. Enjoy. John M [Ernie says: Little Black Sambo at Wikipedia]
"And his father was called Black Jumbo" -- so THAT's where the rumor got started. Anyway, we should not confuse Black Sambo with Black Mamba, because the venom of the latter can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I've always liked that word... "gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite. (go to 68:00 minute mark)
The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing?
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