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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 3, 2013
October 3, 2013

Let's Just Have Unrestrained Anarchy For a Couple Of Years Just To Clean Things Up A Little.

If you want a perfect example of a cop doing it right, take a look at how Oregon officer Mike Nork of the Klamath Falls police deals with two attention seeking dipshits. By the time the 2:40 mark rolls around, the attention whore with the camera is rendered speechless by Officer Nork's subject knowledge and professionalism. I know this encounter is old but that's what we all like to see, because now a year later when the KFPD has to shoot someone to death, I won't even raise an eyebrow because they've already earned their Good Guy Cop card. The same thing goes for the Newark, California police department. But the Jones County Sheriff's Office in Georgia? Let me tell you something. YOU'RE SUSPECT.

Look I can solve this little closing of memorials and parks pissing match in about two minutes. Check out this map of where all of our foreign aid goes. Scroll down to the sliders below the map, go to "CORRUPTION" and select HIGH; any country that's still highlighted? Now gets $0 foreign aid. Period, done, boom, and your're welcome. That saves us $49.5 billion. Now the politicians can stop shitting all over us. No need to intentionally make things any more painful or than they need to be. Take that $49B and fund the memorials. And fund the parks. And fund the Panda Cams. And fund the like we did in the good ol days.

It was also announced that Bud Selig, the commissioner of Major League Baseball since 1992, will be retiring at the end of the 2014 season. This is big news. While Bud probably will not get the kind of year-long retirement celebration that Mariano Rivera got, a lot of good things happened in the game of baseball during his tenure. Modern ballparks and skyrocketing revenues are good, right? That being said, Bud is also responsible for a lot of crap -- some of it quite embarrassing -- that baseball fans do not like. So today we're going to ignore all the good stuff and instead focus on all the bad stuff. Ready to get your Selig-hate on? Good, let's go.

I think getting shot was a relief to this guy. Supposedly these were taken over the weekend by Seeley Lake, MT. - Bill

I've had a few people ask why steel cased ammo is always cheaper than brass cased ammo. Is it less accurate? Does it ruin your gun? It it reloadable? No it's just as accurate; not really but it does cause faster wear and tear on the chamber; and technically yes but doing so will cause faster wear and tear on your reloading tools. So aside from being readily reloadable, the reason why brass cased ammo is more expensive is because of the way brass flexes under heat and pressure: when a brass cased round is fired the brass expands to fill the chamber then quickly contracts a tiny bit which helps with extraction. Steel doesn't act the same way: it will expand to fill the chamber but will not contract as quickly. This is why steel cased ammo has a harder time extracting. That isn't to say that using steel cased ammo in your AR is the end of the world. The guys from Lucky Gunner performed a 10,000 round torture test on five different rifles, using all steel cased ammo.

The problem comes when you mix steel and brass cased ammo in the same firing session (i.e. without cleaning the chamber before switching ammo type). The guy who runs Box'o'Truth even did an article on his experience with it, and in that there's a pretty good explanation on the specific problem he was having. "...the steel Wolf cases aren't expanding enough to form a good seal when fired, so some of the (dirty, carbon-filled) gasses are getting between the case and the chamber, causing a build up of carbon in the chamber that is far in excess of normal. Then, firing a brass case that DOES expand fully will result in that case being 'glued' into the chamber by the carbon buildup." Now being build to wider tolerances, an AK chamber is notably looser than an AR chamber and because of that? Shit, an AK will chew through steel cases ammo no problemo. Either way, Wikiarms has added a new feature allowing you to hide all steel cased ammo from your searches, via a checkbox at the top. You're welcome.

Good headline on EHOWA today - so yea, since the government is shutdown, I'm mowing the grass tomorrow [today] at Noon on a live webcam! Alex

Unfortunately I'm a day late on Alek's email so he cut his grass yesterday. Which is good, because it looks like it's going to storm there today. But shit, I'm a day late. Fortunately though, I've never gotten involved with Heidi Klum. You see, in 1997, Klum married stylist Ric Pipino, only to divorce him five years later in 2002. A year later in 2003 Klum began a relationship with Flavio Briatore -- the managing director of Renault's Formula One team -- and one year after that, publicly announced her pregnancy. In early 2004, while still pregnant with Leni, Klum's relationship with Briatore ended and she began a relationship with musician Seal. She rode his steamboat to Cock Island and they had three children together and throughout their marriage, Klum and Seal would renew their vows to one another each year on their anniversary. She filed for divorce from Seal in April of 2012 and requested that her name be restored to her birth name of Heidi Klum. Klum now confirms that she has been dating her bodyguard Martin Kristen since September 2012. Long story short: she a high class ho. A very hot high class ho, but a high class ho none the less.

You want to know everything? OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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