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Yeah, So I Took Labor Day Off And Spent The Day Drinking Beer. Fuck You.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is an American brand of beer sold by Pabst Brewing Company, originally established in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, in 1844, but now based in Los Angeles. Originally called Best Select, and then Pabst Select, the current name came from the blue ribbons that were tied around the bottle neck, a practice that ran from 1882 until 1916. The beer experienced a sales revival in the early 2000s after a two decade-long slump, largely due to its increasing popularity among urban hipsters. Although the Pabst website features user-submitted photography, much of which features twenty-something Pabst drinkers dressed in alternative fashions, the company has opted not to fully embrace the countercultural label in its marketing, fearing that doing so could jeopardize the very "authenticity" that made the brand popular.

Leia Marie's profile on Model Mayhem says she won't do nude photo shoots, but she gets pretty goddamn close in these ones.

Völkl is a sports equipment manufacturer based in Germany. It is a subsidiary of the Jarden Corporation. Initially it manufactured skis, but has extended its line to snowboards, outerwear, and tennis gear. The American branch is located in West Lebanon, New Hampshire along with its wholly owned binding manufacturer, Marker.

Old and busted: Blanka is a Troll. The new hotness: Chun-Li is jealous. Schadenfreude is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. This word is a loanword from German, the direct English translation is 'Damage-Joy' or 'Fail-Joy', it is the feeling of joy when one sees another fail, and is also borrowed in some other languages. So what is it about seeing people get hit in the head by a ball that makes us laugh? Who gives a shit, here's an animated GIF collection of people catching balls with their faces.

So before we talk about the PMR, here's a funny thing. Google seems to have deleted Jess Greenberg's Youtube account -- "This video is no longer available because the YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated." And this is all withink the past 24 hours, because she just Tweeted a new video yesterday afternoon. Also, some of her videos are still available on her Facebook page. Man I can't wait to see how this plays out.

Okay, PMR. Interesting choice. Onf of my local gun shops had one, and I hemmed and hawed on it, but ultimately decided not to buy. it wasn't the price of the gun -- $379 is a steal in today's market and these guys have always given me good deals before: Lord Humungus and a Beretta CX4 in 9mm. Ultimately, two things swayed me against it.... first, how much the .22Mag ammo costs. At fifty cents over round, that's $15 every time you dump the magazine. Kind of steep for a target pistol. Second, and I know that Kel Tec is known for coming up with designs that think outside of the box, and these guys beat the everyloiving shit out of a KSG shotgun, but I just can't shake the poor quality feeling I had with my PF9. So I'm anxious to see how it works out for you.

Added bonus: the CX4 is one of the weapons used in the Dawson College shooting near Montreal back in 2006. And yet, you don't see the Canucks going fucking crazy about banning them.

Kitesurfing is a surface water sport combining aspects of wakeboarding, windsurfing, surfing, paragliding, and gymnastics into one extreme sport. A kitesurfer or kiteboarder harnesses the power of the wind with a large controllable power kite to be propelled across the water on a kiteboard similar to a wakeboard or a small surfboard, with or without foot-straps or bindings. Power kites are powerful enough to pull the rider like a boat in wakeboarding and to lift their users to diving heights. But a kite could become uncontrolled and that situation can be very dangerous; especially within a difficult environment.

Luxottica Group is the world's largest eyewear company. It also makes sunglasses and prescription frames for a multitude of designer brands such as Chanel and Prada, whose designs and trademarks are used under license. Luxottica's two main product offerings are sunglasses and prescription frames. The company operates in two sectors: manufacturing & wholesale distribution, and retail distribution. The house brands include: Arnette, Eye Safety Systems, K&L (formerly Killer Loop), Oakley, Oliver Peoples, Persol, Ray-Ban, Revo, Sferoflex, and Vogue.

Are you a fan of Ford motor company? Do you want need to travel 225 mph when you're making a beer run? Do you have $1 million dollars burning a hold in your pocket? If you answered yes to all three of these questions, then oh boy, do I have the car for you.

And this last one is for the ladies, so if you're a guy, your life sucks I guess. It's Magic Mike in its entirety. Good news: Olivia Munn is topless at 1:46. Bad news: Channing Tatum is bottomless at 1:40. It's the price you pay, my man.