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Wow, I Kind of Worked Nonstop On This One.

Face powder is a cosmetic powder applied to the face to set a foundation after application. It can also be reapplied throughout the day to minimize shininess caused by oily skin. There is translucent sheer powder, and there is pigmented powder. Certain types of pigmented facial powders are meant be worn alone with no base foundation. Powder tones the face and gives an even appearance. Besides toning the face, some powders with sunscreen can also reduce skin damage from sunlight and environmental stress. It comes packaged either as a compact or as loose powder. It can be applied with a brush, sponge, or powder puff, but uniform distribution over the face is achieved more easily when a loose powder is applied.

But I'm Gonna Get You High Today, 'cause It's Friday; You Ain't Got No Job... And You Ain't Got Shit To Do.

I hereby demand that someone send me $1.6 million dollars so that I may fulfill a lifelong dream. Thank you in advance.

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

This Is Why Your Mom Tells You Not To Run With Scissors.

So listen mom, I don't are how big your tits are, having an AC adapter in your shower is fucking insane.

So Long, Deputy Michael Wilson, We Hardly Knew Ye.

Corporal Michael Wilson, 42, died in the line of duty Monday night, according to the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office. Wilson was responding to a domestic disturbance at the Lakes of Tuscana Apartments on Veterans Boulevard in Port Charlotte (less than an hour north of me). Charlotte County Sheriff Bill Prummell tells WINK News that Wilson was immediately met with gunfire upon arrival at the apartments. The suspected shooter remained inside one of the apartments. Shortly after midnight, SWAT officers gained entry to that unit and discovered the suspected shooter inside dead. According to the sheriff's office, Wilson was 21-year veteran of the agency and the first Charlotte deputy to die in the line duty in 35 years. A family friend says Wilson leaves behind a wife and children.

Say My Name. Heisenberg? You're God Damn Right.

Four. Only four more days until the final episodes of Breaking Bad start to make their way across the television. I can't believe it's been five seasons already. And while I'll be sad to see Walter White go, let's be honest, I can't fucking wait to see the last of Skyler. if there was ever an award for biggest pain in the ass, she'd win it, hands down. Well, that and best supporting cleavage, and I'll save you the trip; Anna Gunn is a woman whose top is best left on.

"Overseas You Are Ready For It. But Here You Can't Even Defend Yourself." - Specialist Jerry Richard

The Fort Hood shooting was a mass murder that took place on November 5, 2009 at Fort Hood near Killeen, Texas. In the course of the shooting, Nidal Malik Hasan, a then 39-year-old U.S. Army major serving as a psychiatrist, fatally shot 13 people and injured more than 30 others. It is the worst shooting ever to take place on an American military base. Several individuals, including Senator Joe Lieberman, General Barry McCaffrey, and others have called the event a terrorist attack. The Department of Defense and federal law enforcement agencies have classified the shootings as an act of workplace violence. They have declined requests from survivors and family members of the slain to categorize it as act of terrorism, or motivated by militant Islamic religious convictions. In November 2011 a group of survivors and family members filed a lawsuit against the government for negligence in preventing the attack, and to force the government to classify the shootings as terrorism. Days after the shooting, reports in the media revealed that a Joint Terrorism Task Force had been aware of e-mail communications between Hasan and the Yemen-based cleric Anwar al-Awlaki, who had been monitored by the NSA as a security threat, and that Hasan's colleagues had been aware of his increasing radicalization for several years. The failure to prevent the shootings led the Defense Department and the FBI to commission investigations, and Congress also held hearings.

Ever Notice How The TSA Makes A Point To Say You Can Choose Which Lane You Go To?

Holy shit, yesterday I said Airplane might predict FAA regulations. Little did I know how close I really was. Old and busted: 1979's The Jerk accurately predicts Gun Free Zones. The new hotness: 1982'a Airplane 2! accurately predicts the TSA. Added bonus: it also predicts backscatter body imaging.

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I'm Not Concerned With Your Liking Or Disliking Me... All I Ask Is That You Respect Me As A Human Being..

The symbol of tolerance at the Coney Island home of the Brooklyn Cyclones was found vandalized this morning with a wide array of disgusting phrases — including "die niggers," "fuck Jackie Robinson and all niggers," and "Heil Hitler" — designed for maximum repugnance, with bonus swastikas scrawled in black marker. Workers attempted to clean the base of the bronze statue, which depicts Jackie Robinson and Pee Wee Reese, but were forced to cover the slurs with duct tape and tarp after they failed to come off. Jackie Robinson, of course, was the first African American to play in Major League Baseball in the modern era. If I had to venture a guess, it was probably these guys who did it; you know, simple farmers, people of the land. And that shit wouldn't go down if Steve Martin was nearby, because he'd be all like, "Sir, you are talking to a nigger!" -- I wonder if anyone other than

Well Wash Your Hands, I Want A Cheese Sandwich.

We've all heard Brian Williams rap Bust a Move. We've all heard Walter White sing My Way. So now treat yourself to what can only be the greatest fucking thing evar -- and it took less than 48 hours to create, I'd like to point out -- Badger's Star Animated Trek Script Also, holy shit. Walt's cancer is back.

Awwww, I Love Your Whore Family, Too.

So I spent the morning looking over these different models offered by Switchback Bicycles -- wow are those expensive -- but couldn't figure out what model this bike is. Any idea?

Many Of My Fellow Americans Could Benefit From Some Remedial English Classes.

Located only 200 metres from the Mediterranean Sea, the Palmariva Club Festival hotel offers an outdoor swimming pool and free WiFi in public areas. Guests can enjoy the sauna, Turkish bath and the fitness centre. All rooms in the Palmariva Club Festival come with a balcony overlooking the pine trees or the sea. Room facilities include satellite TV and a minibar. The hotel holds entertainment shows and dance performances. Guests can ask about city trips at the tour desk or relax in the hotel's garden. They also serve Sural branded spring water, and is evidently the hotel this woman is staying at.

The Shaka Sign Usually Means, Hang Ten. But I Think It's Hang Twenty In This Case.

Specialist is one of the four junior enlisted ranks in the U.S. Army, just above Private First Class and equivalent in pay grade to Corporal. Unlike Corporals, Specialists are not considered junior non-commissioned officers (NCOs). New recruits enlisting into the United States Army who have earned a four-year degree, and as of 2006 those with civilian-acquired job skills, will enter as a Specialist. Officially, Specialists wore the single chevron of a Private First Class, because no special insignia was authorized to indicate their rank. Unofficially, a Private/Specialist could be authorized, at his commander's discretion, to wear one to six additional arcs under their rank chevron to denote specialty level.

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

Now That Business Is Over, We Party. Bitches, Come!

Skechers is an American shoe company headquartered in Manhattan Beach, California, founded by CEO Robert Greenberg and his son Michael in 1992 right after Robert left LA Gear, which he had founded in 1983. Michael was a distributor for Doc Martens. Importing knock-off Doc Martens boots ended in a legal battle between Skechers and Doc Martens. Skechers' early products were utility-style boots and skate shoes; the company has since diversified to include thousands of athletic, casual and dress styles for women, men, and children.

This Business Will Get Out Of Control! It Will Get Out Of Control, And We'll Be Lucky To Live Through It!

Planters is an American snack food company, a division of Kraft Foods, best known for its processed nuts and for the Mr. Peanut icon that symbolizes them. Planters was founded by Italian immigrant Amedeo Obici in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. He started his career as a bellhop and fruit stand vendor in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Mr. Peanut was created by grade schooler Antonio Gentile for a 1916 contest to design the company's brand icon. His design was perfected by a commercial artist and has changed over the years. Planters was acquired by Standard Brands in 1960, and then in 1981, Standard Brands merged with Nabisco Brands, which was acquired by Kraft Foods in 2000.

Good Morning Ladies And Gentlemen, It's Hump Day.

Kiss FM is a Top40/Hit Radio station from Romania, owned by ProSiebenSat Media AG. The station was rebranded from the old Radio Contact, after being purchased by a Belgian radio network. The rebranding came with a number of "on air" personalities, such as Serban Huidu and Mihai Gainusa, the new network quickly got to be one of the most popular hit stations in Romania where it covers the main cities.

"This Must Be Thursday. I Never Could Get The Hang Of Thursdays." - Douglas Adams

Cotton swabs consist of a small wad of cotton wrapped around one or both ends of a short rod, usually made of either wood, rolled paper, or plastic. They are commonly used in a variety of applications including first aid, cosmetics application, cleaning, and arts and crafts. The cotton swab was invented in the 1920s by Leo Gerstenzang after he attached wads of cotton to toothpicks. His product, which he named "Baby Gays", went on to become the most widely sold brand name, "Q-tips", with the Q standing for quality. The term Q-tips is often used as a genericized trademark for cotton swabs in the USA. Although doctors have said for years that usage of the cotton swab for ear cleaning is not safe, that use remains the most common.

Hey maybe I Can Start Fuck-France-Friday or Something.

Introduced in 1876 by Adolphus Busch, Budweiser has grown to become one of the highest selling beers in the United States, and is available in over 80 markets worldwide. It is made with up to 30% rice in addition to hops and barley malt. Budweiser is produced in various breweries located around the world. It is a filtered beer available in draught and packaged forms. Budweiser Select, or Bud Select is a light pale lager that contains 4.3% ABV and 99 calories per 12 US fl oz serving. Anheuser-Busch has aggressively promoted Budweiser Select. Its slogan was "The Real Deal".

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because Seriously, Who The Hell Wants To Play For The Blackhawks?

Pierogi are dumplings of unleavened dough – first boiled, then they are baked or fried usually in butter with onions – traditionally stuffed with potato filling, sauerkraut, ground meat, cheese, or fruit. Of central and eastern European provenance, they are usually semicircular, but are rectangular or triangular in some cuisines.