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Okay, nautical folks, what flag is this. At first I thought it was the Danish nautical flag, but I don't think the angles line up right.

And of all the fan field invasions I've seen over the years, not once has there been a negative reaction from the crowd. On the contrary, the crowd always cheers, especially for this girl crashing the College World Series. So today I present you with this collection of GIFs featuring fans running onto the field. Go ahead and criticize me for glorifying these idiots if you want. And if you want a sneak peek inside her life, you can follow Kayleigh Hill here.

Wow, if you've got a handpainted Doggfather mural, this photo must be circa 1996 or so.

Prometheus is a 2012 science fiction film directed by Ridley Scott, and written by Jon Spaihts and Damon Lindelof. The film stars Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Guy Pearce, Idris Elba, Logan Marshall-Green, and Charlize Theron. The story is set in the late 21st century and centers on the crew of the spaceship Prometheus as they follow a star map discovered among the artifacts of several ancient Earth cultures. Seeking the origins of humanity, the crew arrive on a distant world and discover a threat that could cause the extinction of the human race. Bah-blah-blah, here's the plot in better detail and if you have the time, here's the movie -- keep watch for the self-surgery scene at the 83:30 mark.

Actually what I really want is ione of these surplus Czech OT-64's. get that motherfucker all decked out for the zombie apocalypse and it'll make heading over to my private fortress a snap.

Old and busted: Overly Attached Girlfriend. The new craziness hotness: Normally Attached Girlfriend, and yes, that means N.A.G.

A game similar to tetherball is Swingball, only it uses a smaller, softer ball that the players strike with racquets. It is more popular in Ireland, United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa, since tetherball is rather unknown in these countries. It is portable, and the ball flies around the pole at a constant distance (also about 1.5 metres (4.9 ft)) on a helical screw. The game ends when the ball reaches the top or bottom of the screw. Generally the ball used for these games is either a tennis ball, or a softer, sponge-rubber ball. The racquets are usually the size of tennis racquets, but are constructed of hard plastic. The game is played informally, usually with the pole being driven into a lawn or other grassy area, or as a holiday game on a flat stretch of sandy beach.

So there was the 15th Annual Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant last year, and here's a final gallery featuring some of the beautiful Hooters contestants that we were able to photograph at the Fontainebleau in Miami Beach. More specifically, a slideshow of the beautiful Chelsie Hurst, featuring photos from poolside at the Fontainebleau and also on the beach. Chelsie is sporting a tiny, blue bikini that shows off her great figure. Chelsie also has an incredible smile and you can see she's having a great time as well.

Dudley Do-Right, created by Alex Anderson with Chris Hayward and Allan Burns, is the hero of a segment on The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show which parodied early 20th century melodrama and silent film (by using only a piano as a musical background) in the form of the Northern genre. Dudley is a dim-witted, but conscientious and cheerful Canadian Mountie who is always trying to catch his nemesis Snidely Whiplash, more often succeeding by pure luck than anything else. He romantically pursued Nell Fenwick, the daughter of Inspector Fenwick, the head of the Mountie station. A running gag throughout the series was Nell's showing such interest in his horse (called Horse), that she rarely noticed Dudley's interest in her at all.

Now fuck you guys; it's Friday afternoon so I'm going to get some iced Starbucks, and then knock back a glass (or foour) of Bulleit 10 year old bourbon on my back lanai.

reseach paper exposes link between un arms trade treaty and transnational gun control