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Aww, C'mon. Misdemeanor. Civil Disobedience. Public Service. Who Can Tell The Difference?

Seven years ago when Kevin Smith blogged about Jason Mewes' drug addiction, I was pretty sure that mewes was all but done for. I mean sure he may get a few random Jackass'esque gigs here and there, but for the most part I was sure he had already hit his zenith and was working his way down. Not so, it seems. Jason Mewes has been very busy lately. Thanks to Netflix and their new way of doing shit, Mewes is starring in an online TV project called “Vigilante Diaries,” a high energy, fast-paced ride into the dark world of vigilante justice with plenty of guns and blood. The show also stars the lovely Jessica Uberuaga who you can see in that slideshow.

The air horn is a pneumatic device designed to create an extremely loud noise for signalling purposes. It usually consists of a source which produces compressed air, which passes into a horn through a reed or diaphragm. The stream of air causes the reed or diaphragm to vibrate, creating sound waves, and the horn amplifies the sound so it is louder. Air horns are widely employed as vehicle horns, installed on large semi-trailer trucks, fire trucks, trains, and some ambulances as a warning device, and on some boats and ships as a signalling device.

Three years ago at the 2010 Paris Motor Show, car people first got a glimpse at the incredibly powerful Audi Sport Quattro Concept. Designed to explicitly honor the original Audi Quattro, widely considered to be the greatest car Audi ever made, the Audi Sport Quattro was supposed to get a limited edition production run of between 200 and 500 units. But that never happened, partially because the Sport Quattro was so similar to another Audi vehicle, the RS5. Now, though, there are rumors in the air that a new Audi Sport Quattro, with a 650 horsepower engine, is set to be unveiled at the upcoming Frankfurt Motor Show. If the rumors are true and the Audi Sport Quattro concept car is really going into production, you can expect one to cost you at least $150,000. So you might want to start saving now, just in case.

A good beach book is engaging and a quick enough read that you can finish most of it before your sunscreen wears off. Beach reading isn't necessarily literature, but it will entertain.

Ahh, Bloomberg and his MAIG bus tour, calling out the names of all the poor helpless victims of gun violence. You know, like Christopher Dorner and Tamerlan Tsarnaev.

Lena Headey is an English actress, caught the attention of a casting agent at the age of 17, who took a photo and asked her to audition. Eventually she got a supporting role alongside Jeremy Irons and Ethan Hawke in the 1992 British drama film Waterland and went on to appear with higher-profile actors in major big-budget films such as The Brothers Grimm and the action film 300 (at the 1:01 mark), portraying the role of Gorgo, Queen of Sparta -- also in the upcoming sequel? She is known for playing the starring role Sarah Connor on Fox's television spin-off of James Cameron's Terminator film series Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (2008–09). As of 2011, she appears as in HBO's television series Game of Thrones.

A bungalow is a type of house, with varying meanings across the world. Common features to many of these definitions include being detached, low-rise, and the use of verandahs. The term was first found in English from 1696, where it was used to describe "bungales or hovells" in India for English sailors of the East India Company, which do not sound like very grand lodgings. In South Africa, the term bungalow never refers to a residential house but means a small holiday house, a wooden beach house, or a small log house.

You understand, don't you? There's no other solution. You won't go away. You're just *saying* you will! But then, after I don't kill you, you'll show up again. And you'll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a schmuck. But I'm not a schmuck, Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me, just because you're crazy enough to be *fun*.