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Dammit! I Will Not Have My Motives Called Into Question.

So last night I was cruising around Netflix's instant queue and stumbled across a movie I hadn't seen in awhile... Meet The Parents. This of course made me dwell on his wife-to-be, played by Teri Polo, whom you may or may not know, cut her teeth on Sports Night (and posed for Playboy). My favorite episode of Sports Night is "Heroes of the Game" which centered around Dan wanting to see the comeback game for Orlando Rojas, who as it would turn out had one of the best pitched games on MLB history, second only perhaps to Dan himself who at the end of his own season, scores his own home run in the name of Orlando Rojas!

Since Atom Bicycles is based in Alberta, Canada, all orders shipped within Canada will be charged 5% GST. To customers residing in the United States, no additional taxes will be charged by Atom Bicycles but please be aware that, if applicable, the taxing authorities in your state may charge you a "use" tax on your out-of-state internet purchases. While it is not the responsibility of Atom Bicycles to charge or collect this "use" tax from you at this time, they are alerting our customers regarding this possibility as a courtesy.

The Creation of Adam is arguably the most famous section of Michelangelo's fresco Sistine Chapel ceiling painted circa 1511–1512. It is traditionally thought to illustrate the Biblical creation narrative from the Book of Genesis in which God breathes life into Adam, the first man. God is depicted as an elderly white-bearded man wrapped in a swirling cloak while Adam, on the lower left, is completely nude. God's right arm is outstretched to impart the spark of life from his own finger into that of Adam, whose left arm is extended in a pose mirroring God's, a reminder that man is created in the image and likeness of God. Chronologically the fourth in the series of panels depicting episodes from Genesis on the Sistine ceiling, it was among the last to be completed.

While mostly unwelcome, video game glitches can be humorous, or even fucking spooky. Let's take a look at 25 of the most bewildering, amusing, and downright creepy videogame glitches -- and expect none of the bullshit texture-glitches or lame pedestrian-out-of-bounds you might find elsewhere. These straight up gangsta glitches might even make you say "WTF?"

David Chappelle began his film career in the film Robin Hood: Men in Tights in 1993 and continued to star in minor roles in the films The Nutty Professor, Con Air, and Blue Streak. His first lead role in a film was in Half Baked in 1998. In 2003, he became widely known for his stand up routine, followed by his popular sketch comedy television series, Chappelle's Show, which ran until his abrupt retirement in 2005. Regarding his home in Yellow Springs, Ohio, Chappelle said at a blues and jazz festival in the town in mid-September 2006: "Turns out you don't need $50 million to live around these parts, just a nice smile and a kind way about you. You guys are the best neighbors ever. That's why I came back and that's why I'm staying." Much to everyone's surprise, Chappelle recently announced that he is set to co-headline the Funny Or Die's The Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Tour, which begins in a few months.

PVC decking is composed entirely of Polyvinyl chloride (PVC) and contains no organic material. PVC decking offers the most significant fade, stain, and mold resistance among decking products. The products are marketed as low-maintenance, and are typically easy to clean and maintain. PVC decking is sometimes partially composed of recycled plastic material, making it an environmentally friendly, efficient use of resources. The product is significantly lighter compared to wood composite products, and can be bent and shaped to create custom configurations.

My suggestion? Sell whatever shit you're locking your guns in now, and but a . because while I can't guarantee you'll get as good a deal as an AK-47 fabricated entirely from a $2 shovel -- thanks Jeff! -- you can score 20% off whatever firearm stuff you buy, today the 19th and TODAY ONLY. So remember, strike first, strike hard, no mercy sir!

Meanwhile, in North Carolina. No seriously, meanwhile, in North Carolina.