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How I Spent The Evening Of April 3, 2002.

"My mafia contact put a contract out on this Chinese guy named "Chunky" Lee Chong, because he was selling smack to my man's working girls and getting them all fucked up. Now a few previous attempts have been made on Chong's life, but his goon bodyguards from the Triads kept laying down the heat and buying Chong time to escape. So I decided to take a different approach. Two blocks out from Chong's noodle stand, I carjacked a delivery truck and parked it with the engine running just outside the concrete barriers that protect the strip mall where Chong was holed up. As I approached, those Triad thugs opened fire on me and Chong high tailed it to his panel van and started hauling ass down Tremont Street. I found some cover from the Triad's gunfire and made it back to the delivery truck I had jacked earlier. The race was on."

"I chased him for about four city blocks, smashing into him when I could sending him bouncing off a few utility poles, a fire hydrant, and mowing down about eight pedestrians. But it was down in the straight a way near the water front where the weight of my vehicle really came out, I clipped his rear bumper and sent him spinning into the side of a building where his battered little van flipped on its side. I kicked the emergency brake to spin my truck around to go back and make sure he was taken care of, and as luck would have it I slid sideways into a police cruiser that had been dispatched to deal with the commotion. My fucking truck flipped on it's side and the cruiser immediately burst into flames and cooked that poor bastard."

"As I climbed out of the burning hulk of my vehicle, I could see Chong already on the run from his, with almost a half a block lead on me. The fucker was going to get away. But then some poor bastard in an old red station wagon came around the corner and slowed down to see if anyone needed help. So naturally I did what any other hired gun would do, I opened his car door and grabbed this good samaritan by his collar and threw him out onto the fucking concrete. His station wagon wasn't fast, but it was faster than Chong could run -- I caught up to him just outside a laundromat and ran him over twice in a pair of satisfying thumps. ahhhh, mission accomplished."

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