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Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Force!

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely.

But this is the year 1944! Much has happened since the Nazi triumphs of 1940-41. The United Nations have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to Victory!

I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory!

Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.

SIGNED: Dwight D. Eisenhower

Thanks Jon! So while we're on a roll, it's question time again. What building is this; I would guess either some government building or a museum, I can't tell which. And the second is, the ol junk mail bricks in a box trick... does anyone know if it really works?

And just to add salt to my open wound, now that they've taken out the Back To The Future tide and replaced it with some lame ass Simpsons ride, they've also turned that entire area of the theme park into Springfield, complete with Krusty Burgers and Duffs Beer -- pictures and video.

Milk crates are square or rectangular interlocking boxes that are used to transport milk and other products from dairies to retail establishments. Middle 20th century ones were made of wood, later ones were stainless steel, and those made in the latter part of the century were of heavy-duty polyethylene. Milk crates are often either stolen for personal use or for the plastic that they are made out of. Theft of milk crates can cost dairies millions of US dollars per year.

Of course everyone is up in arms over the latest Game of Thrones and the "Red Wedding" -- hint: don't buy any King Robb action figures -- which absolutely everyone found completely shocking. EVEN HITLER. But what makes this all the more juicy is George R. R. Martin watching the fan reaction videos.

Meanwhile on the Oklahoma/Arkansas border...

In the midst of the ongoing ammo shortage, A friend over in Coloardo figured out the timing of the local deliveries, and managed a decent little score. Further up the coast from her, a shop in Alsaka sold out of three weeks worth of ammo in three days. So me, I still stick with my mailorder stuff and I have a case of 7.62x39 headed my way. After applying this coupon code from earlier in May, and going through this deal, I'll have a case of AK ammo will be sitting on my doorestep Saturday morning, for $275 delivered.

paging stephen, peter, roger and francine: 10 incredibly dead shopping malls