E R N I E ' S   H O U S E   O F   W H O O P A S S

GO HOME BALL  -   articles - search - features - pictures - videos - tasteless - tits  -   WEBCAMS

I Don't Know About You, But I Do NOT Want To See Him Shoot A Web.

There is a European wedding tradition for a bride to wear a garter to her wedding. As part of this European tradition, towards the end of the reception, the groom will remove his new wife's garter, which he tosses to the unmarried male guests. The symbolism to deflowering is unambiguous. Historically, this tradition relates to the belief that taking an article of the bride's clothing would bring good luck. In the Middle Ages, the groom's men would rush at the new bride to take her garters off her as a prize. As this often resulted in the destruction of the bride's dress, the tradition arose for the bride to surrender articles of her clothing, which were tossed to the guests, including the garter. Nowadays, the privilege of removing the bride's garter is reserved to the groom, while the bride will toss her bouquet.

This is why you don't wear long hair when you operate machinery.

A pilonidal cyst, also referred to as a pilonidal abscess, is a cyst or abscess near or on the natal cleft of the buttocks that often contains hair and skin debris. Pilonidal cysts are often very painful, and typically occur between the ages of 15 and 35. Although usually found near the coccyx, the condition can also affect the navel, armpit or genital region, though these locations are much more rare. Treatment may include antibiotic therapy, hot compresses and application of depilatory creams. In more severe cases, the cyst may need to be lanced or surgically excised. Sometimes the cyst is resolved via surgical marsupialization, which is is the surgical technique of cutting a slit into an abscess or cyst and suturing the edges of the slit to form a continuous surface from the exterior surface to the interior surface of the cyst or abscess. Sutured in this fashion, the site remains open and can drain freely. This technique is used to treat a cyst or abscess when a single draining would not be effective and complete removal of the surrounding structure would not be desirable.

If you're not already sick of hearing about the all-new LaFerrari hybrid supercar -- and with 950 horsepower and a zero-to-124 mph time under seven seconds, which is much more than the 458 Italia -- there are now several videos online to whet your appetite.

Some people assume that because I am pro-gun, that I think everyone tho is pro-gun control are automatically assholes. Well, yes and no. If someone learns all the facts, gets the truth, and then still makes a rational decision to support gun control? Eh, I can respect that. I don't agree with it, and my contention is anyone who gets the facts couldn't possibly support gun control, but everyone is entitled to their opinion, provided it's an informed opinion. What I can't stand are the fucking idiots who push for gun control, without knowing their asshole from a hole in the ground. I can't understand the fucking idiots who say one thing and then do the exact opposite. Those are the gun control fuckheads I want to kick in the nuts. By the way, of all the magazines I own, only these two would be legal in New York state.

PlayStation Move is a motion-sensing game controller platform by Sony Computer Entertainment, first released for the PlayStation 3 video game console. Hardware available at launch included the main PlayStation Move motion controller, a supplementary PlayStation Move navigation controller, and an optional PlayStation Move charging station. It competes with the Wii Remote Plus and Kinect motion controllers introduced with the Wii and Xbox 360 home consoles, respectively. Based around a handheld motion controller wand, PlayStation Move uses a PlayStation Eye camera to track the wand's position, and inertial sensors in the wand to detect its motion.

Guadeloupe is a Caribbean island located in the Leeward Islands, in the Lesser Antilles, with a land area of 629 square miles and a population of 400,000. It is an overseas region of France, consisting of a single overseas department. Guadeloupe is an integral part of France, as are the other overseas departments. In 1802, Napoleon Bonaparte issued the Law of 20 May 1802. It restored slavery to all of the colonies captured by the British during the French Revolutionary Wars, but did not apply to certain French overseas possessions such as Guadeloupe, Guyane, and Saint-Domingue. Napoleon sent an expeditionary force to recapture the island from the rebellious slaves. Louis Delgrès and a group of revolutionary soldiers killed themselves on the slopes of the Matouba volcano when it became obvious that the invading troops would take control of the island. The occupation force killed approximately 10,000 Guadeloupeans.

Beers that are marketed as craft beers, but in fact, are not craft beers. Yes, I'm talking to you, Shock Top. But I challenge you on the Magic Hat.

I couldn't decide whether or not to use the MUSTANG thumbnail for this video, or the BRASSBALLS one. Here's the same pass, only viewed from a camera tower.

All pro athletes are incredibly fit. But some pro athletes are even more fit than others. Maybe they are just genetically gifted, or maybe they are gym rats. But some of these people are physical specimens that just blow you away. So today we're going to take a stab at naming the 75 fittest, most impressive bodies in the world of sports. I am positive that the ones that are included are deserving. So without further ado, let's see who clocked in at #75. Oh look, it's Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice.

The bedroom is usually the best designed part of the house, simply because it is our personal area. Since it is the place where we rest from the tiring daily routines, we always want the bedroom to be a relaxing place with the right amenities and decorations to make it as pleasant as possible. There are many benefits that mirrors bring to rooms, particularly the bedroom. Interior designers use decorative accessories such as mirrors to do tricks to the room. Because mirrors reflect light, a designer can manipulate the look of the room into a desired result.

--> the sure-fire anti-north korea missile shield <--