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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 26, 2012
September 26, 2012

Well, I Haven't Been Playing In A While Because Of These Kidney Pains.

Sad news to report from the music world: Legendary singer Andy Williams died last night night. Williams, who was one of the most popular vocalists of the 1960s as well as an avid golfer, died at home in Branson, Missouri. He is perhaps best known for Moon River -- by Johnny Mercer and Henry Mancini -- and was one of Williams' signature songs.

Here's a little bit of Kevin Bacon mojo for you... Marilyn Monroe was in The Prince and the Showgirl (1957) with Laurence Olivier was in Inchon (1981) with Omar Sharif -- and just like that, they're linked!

As one of the main architects of the Holocaust and the kind of guy Hitler admiringly called "the man with the iron heart," Nazi extraordinaire Reinhard Heydrich distinguished himself in a sea of bastards by being the bastardest of them all. In 1942, British intelligence teamed up with the Czech resistance in order to take Heydrich out of the equation. The task fell upon Jan Kubis and Jozef Gabcik, two brave (if previously rather unremarkable) soldiers. They had just one major flaw: they used Internet Explorer Fate had marked them as a slapstick comedy duo. Gabcik and Kubis assembled their Sten machine gun and positioned themselves at a slow turn of a country road that Heydrich regularly took. They laid in wait until Heydrich's car came into view. As it slowed to take the turn, Gabcik took aim and squeezed the trigger. The gun was completely clogged up with plants that Gabcik had picked up for his pet rabbits on their way there. For some reason he had just stuffed the greens in the same pocket as the disassembled weapon, and completely failed to notice all the bits of greenery when assembling said gun. So the soldiers were now stuck with a rabbit-food-jammed weapon, and their target, one of the biggest baddest villains in recorded history, was staring directly at them.

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child. On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Greg

Ernie, I was wondering if I could get a little feed back from you on the AR7 Take Down. Something I could have behind the seat (out of sight) all the time, that I could take out and do some plunkin' here in Idaho. What draws me to it is the compactness of it. Favorable or not letter rip! Dan

My experience with takedown guns is absolutely fucking zero. So in order to not get an answer on anything that's not completely full of shit, the place I usually go is, well, The Truth About Guns. Generally those guys are pretty straight shooters and will tell you the ups and downs of a given firearm. One thing that did pop into my head though -- Henry has a much better reputation than the former Charter Arms but still not as good as Ruger -- was to also consider a Ruger 10/22 Takedown rifle, although they are more expensive: $389 for the Ruger vs $275 for the Henry, but you can find them cheaper online [$202 @ Slickguns]. Here's a pretty good side by side comparison between the two and a review on the Ruger Takedown. And if you're feeling really ballsy, here's a S&W's 686 Takedown Revolver, which I thought was a joke until I found an actual 686 Takedown guide for sale, too. But seriously, if you're going to add plinking into yoru mix, I'd say the 10/22; if you're going to keep it strictly for SHTF, then I'd go with the AR-7. So yeah, for once Chuck Norris and I actually agree on something. P.S. Yes the 686 was a joke, it's a broken barrel.

Toilet training, or potty training, is the process of training a young child to use the toilet for urination and defecation, though training may start with a smaller toilet bowl-shaped device (often known as a potty). Cultural factors play a large part in what age is deemed appropriate, with the expectation for being potty trained ranging from 12 months for some tribes in Africa to 36 months in the modern United States. In the United States, potty chairs are proportionately small chairs or enclosures with an opening for seating very young children to "go potty." It is a variant of the close stool which was used by adults before the widespread adoption of water flushed toilets. There are a variety of designs, some placed directly over the toilet so the egested fecal material drops directly into the toilet bowl thereby eliminating manual removal and disposal of the said waste from a receptacle beneath the hole which is often a bag or receptacle similar to a chamber pot.

Ever lose a camera? How about a phone? It happens all the time. To deal with the chance that his camera might've gone missing, Andrew McDonald from Australia came up with the idea to take pictures of himself holding up signs with instructions on who to contact in the case that his phone got lost, misplaced, or otherwise went missing. Normally, people would just leave an address of themselves with an image of what they look like, but Andrew went a few steps farther, check em out.

exploring the abandoned island of drug lord PABLO ESCOBAR

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