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Here I Go Again On My Own, Going Down The Only Road I've Ever Known.

Guess what today's post is about. Go ahead. Guess. I dare you. But first let me save all of you some time.

If you are for gun control, please post the following to your Facebook walls: OMG! When is this country going to wake up! If this latest shooting in Columbine High School massacre, Virginia Tech massacre, Fort Hood shooting, Gabrielle Giffords shooting, Oikos University shooting the Aurora theater has proved anything, it's that guns are killing people and we need more gun control laws!

If you are against gun control, please post the following to your Facebook walls: OMG! When is this country going to wake up! If this latest shooting in Columbine High School massacre, Virginia Tech massacre, Fort Hood shooting, Gabrielle Giffords shooting, Oikos University shooting the Aurora theater has proved anything, it's that gun free zones are crazy and people need to be able to defend themselves!

I mean obsiously you already know which way I roll. I think this whole fucking mess could have been prevented by one 71 year old man with a .380 in his pocket. But of course that wasn't possible this time, was it? So now the airwaves will be filled with politicians and lobbyists all jockeying to twist this particular tragedy to fit their agenda. And within a few weeks, the first of the lawsuits will be filed and we'll dance the same old fucking dance that we have countless times before. It just goes to show you, the most dangerous creatures on Earth are humans and murder occurs daily whether it is an Islamic honor killing or the murder of a store clerk during a robbery. Either way it is Murder most foul. My advice? Fucking arm yourself.

And in addition to TSA style groping, metal detectors and body cavity searches, here are three things we all will have to accept after Chrispher Nolaan's Batman.

Speaking of nutjobs, although probably best known for the ancient Buddha statues destroyed by the Taliban, there is much more to the Afghan town of Bamiyan than this one blot on its history.

A birthmark is a benign irregularity on the skin which is present at birth or appears shortly after birth, usually in the first month. They can occur anywhere on the skin. Birthmarks are caused by overgrowth of blood vessels, melanocytes, smooth muscle, fat, fibroblasts, or keratinocytes. Dermatologists divide birthmarks into two types. Pigmented birthmarks caused by excess skin pigment cells include moles, café-au-lait spots, and Mongolian spots. Vascular birthmarks are caused by increased blood vessels and include macular stains, hemangiomas, and Port-wine stains. A little over 1 in 10 babies have a vascular birthmark present by age 1. Several birthmark types are part of the group of skin lesions known as nevi or naevi, which means "birthmarks" in Latin.

Athlete procreation is a mysterious process. Naturally we expect the offspring of the best talents worldwide to be physically gifted and mentally driven. But sometimes the script is flipped, and the athletic children turn out to be wild, weird or...oh yes...smoking hot. The latter is a category we've yet to lose interest in, and one we are certain we will continue to study. During our recent search for the most beautiful athlete daughters on Earth, we found several more gems who only recently surfaced. But enough chatter, let's get straight to it. Here are the most beautiful athlete daughters in sports, starting with Joe Montana's daughter, Elizabeth Montana. No relation to Tony Montana.

A bath mat is a device used on the floor of a bathroom to provide a warm non-slip surface, and to absorb small amounts of water, much like a towel. Bath mats are regularly exposed to dirt, soap and grime in the bathroom, making it an ideal environment for mould and bacteria.

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john mccain fucking schools michelle bachman on the senate floor

neil degrasse tyson explains which enterprise is better, the ncc-1701 or the ncc-1701-a?

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