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Ahh, Rochester. I Can Always Count On You To Stay Gangsta.As I'm sure you're aware, this past Monday in my home town of good ol Rochester, New York, a handful of little piece of shit teenagers ripped into an elderly woman serving as their bus monitor, ultimately bring her to tears. Let me begin by saying this actually happened in a suburb of Rochester, called Greece. And Greece was, is, and always will be the land where spoiled little little cunts live. To say that someone from Greece is from Rochester, would be like saying someone from Newark is from New York City. Anyway, after being verbally threatened with a knife, the comment that finally broke Karen Klein was when one little fuck suggested that this woman's entire should family kill themselves to get away from her; she has been a widow for 17 years and her eldest son committed suicide ten years ago. Anyway, the Greece Police are involved -- they're the same stupid fuckholes who called me and my entire family in to make statements after my mother passed -- and I doubt a goddamn thing is going to be done about it. On the plus side though, someone started a littl evacation fund for her, and when I donated yesterday afternoon around 1pm or so, it was at $24,000; far surpassing its $5,000 goal. As of noon today? $200,000. And just for the record, my sister-in-law is friends with Karen Klein's daughter, and knows this woman personally. In other news yesterday, "My Administration is committed to creating an unprecedented level of openness in Government. We will work together to ensure the public trust and establish a system of transparency, public participation, and collaboration. Openness will strengthen our democracy and promote efficiency and effectiveness in Government." LOL JUST KIDDING. Anyway, despite Obama attempting to exert Executive Privilege over the Fast and Furious documents subpoenaed by Congress, Eric Holder has indeed been held in Contempt of Congress. Wait, if I made a pot-calling-the-kettle-black comment, would that be racist? Most people are not aware of the fact that tennis balls can actually be dangerous to dogs. The danger is that when playing fetch with your dog, the ball could get stuck in your dog's throat when he catches it. Once the ball gets stuck in your dog's throat, it blocks off his breathing. If not taken care of quickly, your dog may not survive. This dog tennis ball danger tends to be most common in larger breeds like German Shepherds, Golden Retrievers and Labrador Retrievers. The reason: those breeds are more likely to enjoy catching and playing intently with balls. Plus, their mouths are large enough to entirely wrap around a tennis ball. That said, this dog tennis ball danger applies to any dog of any breed. If a tennis ball could get stuck in your dog's throat, then he is at risk of choking on a tennis ball. Ever wonder why every carton of natural, healthy, 100 percent, not-from-concentrate orange juice manages to taste exactly the same, yet ever so slightly different depending on the brand, despite containing no additives or preservatives whatsoever? The process indeed starts with the oranges being squeezed, but that's the first and last normal step in the process. The juice is then immediately sealed in giant holding tanks and all the oxygen is removed. That allows the liquid to keep without spoiling for up to a year. That's why they can distribute it year-round, even when oranges aren't in season. Katy Perry’s music might not be
Bill Murray, the Charleston RiverDogs' co-owner and Director of Fun, was inducted into the South Atlantic League Hall of Fame on Tuesday. As Yankees' general manager Brian Cashman looks on, Bill Murray delivers. Bonus: AWESOME JACKET. Brazzers refers to a series of photos that have been edited to include the logo for the x-rated production company Brazzers. The logo is meant to take the original photo out of context to appear as if it is a screen capture from an x-rated film. With an adult branding as strong as Brazzers, even innocent photos can seem sexually exotic with its logo in the corner resonating its soul into the foundation of the picture. In this gallery, are 45 of the funniest Brazzer branded images.
An RCA connector, sometimes called a phono connector or cinch connector, is a type of electrical connector commonly used to carry audio and video signals. The name "RCA" derives from the Radio Corporation of America, which introduced the design by the early 1940s for internal connection of the pickup to the chassis in home radio-phonograph consoles. (See Origin, below.) It was originally a low-cost, simple design, intended only for mating and disconnection when servicing the console. Refinement came with later designs, although they remained compatible. They are often color-coded, yellow for composite video, red for the right channel, and white or black for the left channel of stereo audio. This trio (or pair) of jacks can be found on the back of almost all audio and video equipment. Mary Elizabeth Jenkins Surratt was an American boarding house owner who was convicted of taking part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Abraham Lincoln. Sentenced to death, she was hanged, becoming the first woman executed by the United States federal government. “Please don’t let me fall,” were the the last words spoken by Surratt. It was a desperate plea before she did indeed fall – to her death, at the end of a hangman’s noose. The demise of Surratt – and three of the other convicted conspirators in the assassination of President Abraham Lincoln – marked the end of a trial and execution that remains controversial to this day, almost 150 years later. the 6 most horrifying lies the food industry feeding you woman accused of groping tsa agent claims turnabout is fair play. GOOD FOR HER |
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