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I Can't Believe Big Papi Is Still Playing. I Thought Steroids Aged Your Body Faster?

The other day I was cruising around Netflix -- I gave up and resubscribed to their DVD service, btw -- and stumbled across Turner and Hooch and spent the next two hours split between laughing my balls off and reminiscing through my teenage years. But then something kinda hit me: that movie is from 1989. Hooch was probably eh, 2 years old maybe? And a French Mastiff's lifespan is only 5-10 years, if you can believe it. So that means odd are, ol Hoochie didn't live to ring in the new millenium. And the same goes for most of these awesome dogs that managed to save shitty movies, with the exception of maybe that German Shepard from I Am Legend (done in 2007).

A Morpho butterfly may be one of over 80 species of butterflies in the genus Morpho. They are Neotropical butterflies found mostly in South America as well as Mexico and Central America. Morphos range in wingspan from the 7.5 cm M. rhodopteron to the imposing 20 cm Sunset Morpho, M. hecuba. The name Morpho, meaning changed or modified, is also an epithet of Aphrodite and Venus. Many Morpho butterflies are colored in metallic, shimmering shades of blue and green. These colors are not a result of pigmentation but are an example of iridescence: the microscopic scales covering the Morpho's wings reflect incident light repeatedly at successive layers, leading to interference effects that depend on both wavelength and angle of incidence/observance.

Gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Trying to get the missus pregnant? Suffer through a few miscarriages? Here's your answer: scientific PROOF that swallowing prevents miscarriages. No, I am not kidding and yes, you are welcome.

A fountain drink is a soft drink, prepared locally from a supply of flavored sweetened syrup, carbon dioxide, and water, either manually, in a device called a soda fountain, or in a vending machine which is essentially an automated soda fountain that is operated using a soda gun. Today, the syrup often is pumped from a special container called a Bag-In-Box (BIB). Using a drinking straw is often advised by dentists as the drink does not come into as much contact with the teeth. It has also been suggested that brushing teeth right after drinking soft drinks should be avoided as this can result in additional erosion to the teeth due to the presence of acid.

Actually picking up a Garand is on my To-Do list as well, although I'm pretty much set on buying one from the Civilian Marksmanship Program. Perhaps even going so far as to make a drive to their South store in Anniston, Alabama? I dunno. Unless someone chimes in, the best what's what I've found on what to look for came from gunsamerica.com, ar15.com, and hueysgunsight.blogspot. If you pull the trigger before I do, let me know how you make out! And from the Nothing-Would-Make-Me-Happier-Than-To-See-Eric-Holder-Burned-At-The-Stake Department: Since I've pretty much given up on Senator Issa having a backbone in this, if Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley is serious about seeking justice in the Fast and Furious gunwalking scandal, there is a way for him to prove it that will bypass the waffling and equivocation coming from the John Boehner camp. Let's see if he has the balls to do it.

Ronald McDonald is a clown character used as the primary mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain. In television commercials, the clown inhabits a fantasy world called McDonaldland, and has adventures with his friends Mayor McCheese, the Hamburglar, Grimace, Birdie the Early Bird, and The Fry Kids. In recent years, McDonaldland has been largely phased out, and Ronald is instead shown interacting with normal people in their everyday lives.

Old and busted: Blue Heron eating a rabbit. Also old and busted: Blue Heron eating a duckling. The new hotness: Blue Heron eating trying to eat a baby alligator. You gotta admit, that bird's got some balls, eh?

In some cultures, the foot of a rabbit is carried as an amulet believed to bring good luck. This belief is held by individuals in a great number of places around the world including Europe, China, Africa, and North and South America. It is likely that this belief has existed in Europe since 600 BC amongst Celtic people. In variations of this superstition, the donor rabbit must possess certain attributes, or have been killed in a particular place, or killed by a particular method, or by a person possessing particular attributes (e.g. by a cross-eyed man).

A much younger Jim Carrey on the negative correlation between your bank account balance and the tolerability of your laugh.

old and busted: cliff diving people. the new hotness: cliff diving dogs

tsa searches henry kissinger before letting him fly

anderson cooper tells a horrible woman that she’s a horrible woman