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Where The Wild Things Aren't Anymore.

In honor of Maurice Sendak's death, I feel it's only appropriate that we revisit Christopher Walken reading the children's classic, "Where the Wild Things Are."

Early voting is the process by which electors can vote on a single or series of days prior to an election. Early voting can take place remotely, such as by mail, or in person, usually in designated early voting polling stations. The availability and time periods for early voting vary based on jurisdiction and type of election. An advance poll is held in some elections to allow participation by voters who may not be able to vote on the set election day(s). This may include people who will be out of the polling area during the election period, poll workers, campaign workers, people with medical procedures scheduled for that time, among others. The goal of early voting is usually to increase participation and relieve congestion of polling stations on the election day.

The Watergate scandal was a political scandal that occurred in the United States in the 1970s as a result of the June 1972 break-in at the Democratic National Committee headquarters at the Watergate office complex in Washington, D.C., and the Nixon administration's attempted cover-up of its involvement. The scandal eventually led to the resignation of Richard Nixon, the President of the United States, on August 9, 1974, the only resignation of a U.S. President. The scandal also resulted in the indictment, trial, conviction and incarceration of 43 people, including dozens of top Nixon administration officials. And yes folks, make no fucking bones about it: Fast and Furious is my generation's Watergate scandal.

Prudential Financial is a Fortune Global 500 and Fortune 500 company whose subsidiaries provide insurance, investment management, and other financial products and services to both retail and institutional customers throughout the United States and in over 30 other countries. Principal products and services provided include life insurance, annuities, mutual funds, pension- and retirement-related investments, administration and asset management, securities brokerage services, and commercial and residential real estate in many states of the U.S. It provides these products and services to individual and institutional customers through distribution networks in the financial services industry. Prudential has operations in the United States, Asia, Europe and Latin America and has organized its principal operations into the Financial Services Businesses and the Closed Block Business.

The University of Phoenix is a for-profit institution of higher learning. It is a wholly owned subsidiary of Apollo Group Inc. which is a publicly traded (NASDAQ: APOL) S&P 500 corporation based in Phoenix, Arizona. The university has more than 200 campuses worldwide and confers degrees in over 100 degree programs at the associate, bachelor's, master's and doctoral levels. The University of Phoenix is one of the largest higher education providers in North America. Although the university attained a peak enrollment of almost 600,000 students in 2010, a 30% enrollment drop in 2011 has been attributed to operational changes amid criticism of high debt loads and low job prospects for UOPX students. University of Phoenix has an open enrollment admission policy, requiring a high-school diploma, GED, or its equivalent as its criteria for admissions.

Everywhere you look there’s always some sort of competition somewhere. Whether it be two comic characters or two billion dollar corporations there are rivals amongst every category. Dan Matutina has compiled some of these battles of love and hate into what he calls Versus Hearts. Enjoy!

Tequila Frog’s Wild party on Sunday Night is renowned the world over as not only the largest, but most infamous party & contest night on spring break... Anywhere! New this year to Tequila Frogs: Refurbished Bathrooms, new sound & lighting, and the famous “Froggy” 32 oz. specialty drink! Every night this spring break will carry an exclusive theme with freebies, giveaways, and of course…the Wild n’ Wet T Contests….

Whoever told you sporting events involved athletic masterpieces and crowd eruptions hasn't seen what we've seen, hasn't teared from laughter the way we have after truly studying the art of fandship. There are those who reek of violence, others who always seem depressed and, finally, those who veer towards comedy as they watch their team battle for victory. Get ready for 100 hilarious pics of fans improvising and entertaining, giving their teams more than just a loud roar and respectful clap.

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