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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 15, 2012
February 15, 2012

Go Back To Your Home On Whore Island. Yeah, Both Of You.

Check this out. Two sick dogs walk into a human hospital and end up getting the medical care they desperately need. It may sound bizarre, but it happened Friday at Christus Spohn Shoreline. That's right; like a boss.

Winklepickers are a style of shoe or boot worn from the 1950s onward by male and female British rock and roll fans. The feature which gives both the boot and shoe their name is the very sharp and quite long pointed toe, reminiscent of medieval footwear and approximately the same as the long pointed toes on some women's high fashion shoes and boots in the late 2000s. The pointed toe was called the winkle picker toe because in England periwinkle snails or winkles are or were a popular seaside snack, which is eaten using a pin or other pointed object to carefully extract the soft parts out of the coiled shell, hence the phrase: "to winkle something out", and from that, winklepickers as a humorous name for shoes with a very pointed tip.

Skyy Blue is a malt beverage made by the owner of SKYY Vodka, Gruppo Campari of Milan, Italy. It is available in countries such as Mexico, Australia and Brazil. When SKYY Spirits LLC first launched in 1992 SKYY vodka was its first product; its creator, Maurice Kanbar, claims the vodka is nearly congener-free due to its distillation process. Actual production and bottling of the product was outsourced to Frank-Lin Distillers Products in San Jose, California. Bulk ethanol is delivered in railroad tank cars to Frank-Lin's railroad siding near the San Jose rail yards. The ethanol is mixed with filtered and deionized water, flavoring is added, and the product is bottled using a 42-head US Bottlers Machinery Company filling machine to ensure uniform product level. The bottle is a cobalt blue with a plastic label.

It's that time of year again — Sports Illustrated is releasing their swimsuit issue, and the cover girl this time around is the vuluptous Kate Upton! In leaked photos obtained by TMZ, fans got a sneak peek at the 19-year-old beauty who appeared in 2011?s issue (which was covered by Irina Shayk) and was named Rookie of the Year, but this time around, it's all about her. Millions are bound to be talking about Kate and her beyond sexy cover, so Celebuzz decided to put together a little guide on what you need to know about Ms. Upton.

Learn how to float, as well as improve your swimming technique, with a swim belt. This device features a strap that snaps around your waist and features between two to four blocks made out of foam. The foam blocks provide buoyancy and stability and may be removed as swimming and fitness levels increase. Adjusting the foam around the body allows the child to swim on his/her back or stomach. The foam blocks may be gradually removed from the belt as the swimmer gains confidence in the water. It might also be used during water aerobics.

Subject: underage photo
Dear Sir, under your picture section on 2/2 is a picture of my daughter that was taken when she was 17. It is the picture of the girl in the bathtub. A X-Boyfriend posted this picture. She is now 22, has a BS and is starting her teaching career. This one picture that was taken when she was underage can potentially ruin her teaching career Please remove picture as soon as possible. Thank you for your help in this matter.
Phillip Morgan

An improbable celebrity in many ways, Kim Kardashian nonetheless has proven to have staying power. Obviously, Kim had a leg up to start, coming from a wealthy and semi-famous family, but she masterfully spun that silver spoon into a personal brand that's certainly made her millions. A sex tape, latching onto Paris Hilton, and having an ass that everyone wants to talk about all go a long way. We don't mind though, if we have to have reality shows and people who are mostly famous for being famous, they should at least have the good decency to look like Kim Kardashian.

[taking a second look at the photo - girl is in her 20's easy] Really. 17 year old girls with engagement ring? Photosets of this girl have been crusing around for two years now. You wanna try that again? Ernie

Mealworms are the larval form of the mealworm beetle, Tenebrio molitor, a species of darkling beetle. Like all holometabolic insects, they go through four life stages: egg, larva, pupa, and adult. Mealworms are typically used as a food source for reptile, fish, and avian pets. They are also provided to wild birds in bird feeders, particularly during the nesting season, when birds are raising their young and appreciate a ready food supply. Mealworms are high in protein, which makes them especially useful as a food source. They are also commonly used for fishing bait. They can be purchased at most pet stores and bait shops, and are available via mail order or internet suppliers (by the thousand). Mealworms are typically sold in a container with bran or oatmeal for food. When rearing mealworms, commercial growers incorporate a juvenile hormone into the feeding process to keep the mealworm in the larval stage and achieve an abnormal length of 2 cm or greater.

Yes really. Again an x posted those, she was 17 at the time and is now 22. Thanks for the info on the other sites as well. Thanks for your help and understanding in this matter. Phillip Morgan

"The Raven" is a narrative poem by American writer Edgar Allan Poe, first published in January 1845. It is often noted for its musicality, stylized language, and supernatural atmosphere. It tells of a talking raven's mysterious visit to a distraught lover, tracing the man's slow descent into madness. The lover, often identified as being a student, is lamenting the loss of his love, Lenore. Sitting on a bust of Pallas, the raven seems to further instigate his distress with its constant repetition of the word "Nevermore". The poem makes use of a number of folk and classical references.

[After a quick facebook search]
Andy. Seriously. Your friend Cameron already wrote in last week saying the girl in the pic dated a friend of his, which is obviously you. So do us both a favor and drop the fucking "my 17 year old daughter" routine, because it's not fooling anyone. You'll get a lot further by simply being honest -- whoops those pictures leaked out and are pretty embarrassing will you please remove them -- than you will trying the underage-girl card. Quite honestly, that's insulting to underage girls who are genuinely taken advantage of, and your attempt to piggyback this girl's poor decisions on top of that, is despicable. Now I'll remove the chick's photo, not because I believe she's 17 -- CLEARLY she is not and with the photos in public domain I'm under no legal obligation to do so -- I just don't really give a fuck. I've got some 11,000 photos up there, and missing 1 isn't going to take any skin off my nose. So in parting, hers's a slap of reality. Take a look at that first gallery I sent you.

Again, the girl is *OBVIOUSLY* older than 18, probably mid-20's but let's not beat that dead horse again. Click on one of the photos to blow it up full size and get the image URL...

Now go to -- whish is a reverse image search -- and pop that URL in to the right search field. See it's already hosted on 2 other sites. Repeat those steps for all 16 of the original photos. See all those different sites? have fun. More bad news: in a few of those image searches, I see sites that are in the .RU domain - that's Russia. Fucking forget it, you stand absolutely fucking zero chance of getting those pictures taken down. None. Zero That's a black fucking hole. No man's land. The only place worse is China. So those pictures are going to stay up forever. And eventually those images will get scraped up by the image bots, and you'll be back at square one. News anchor Catherine Bosley spent some $40k in legal fees trying to get her images removed from the internet. How did that work out? Google search "Catherine Bosley" and you tell me. The reality of it is you're going to be chasing these photos until the end of time, and guess what, they're still going to be out there. So drop the knight in shining armor schpeel and just be glad your girlfriend is really hot and not a fat pig.

Human breasts are 100 percent unique. If you were into animals in a sexual way, you wouldn't be able to find any with boobs unless they were lactating -- only human women don't go back to flat-chestedness when they're off milk duty. True, gravity and age will eventually take their toll, but barring disease or a tragic mammogram/waffle iron mix-up, a woman's breasts are there to stay. You see most mammals have protruding snouts that jut out like tobacco-dipping animal hillbillies. They were made that way. Humans, not so much. Try this little experiment: Staple a rubber nipple to a wall and try to suck it. It doesn't work, does it? Not just because you're suckling a wall, but because your nose is smooshed against a flat surface. So the theory is that as humans evolved flatter faces to offset our huge brains during labor, women evolved bigger bosoms to reach their babies' little tiny mouths.

Not sure who Andy or Cameron is but here is the truth. My daughter called me Sunday saying there is a picture online (a friend called her and told her about it) of her in a bathtub. The girl is not her but looks almost identical to her so she freaked out because we live in a small town and people her age are saying that's her on the site. She did just start her teaching career and is worried that people think that's her and she could get into trouble with her job. Honestly the girl could be her twin. That't the truth to the story, i was just trying to get that one removed to try and save her alot of hassle from friends and possible her job. Didn't mean to make you mad, was just trying to help her because she is very upset and worried. Sorry i wasn't honest the first time. Phillip Morgan

Well, since it looks exactly like your daughter, then I'd also like to point out Gallery #1, Gallery #2 and Gallery #3. Sorry, no #5 but wow this photo would have been a great lead in about telephone keypads. NOW GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND.

Traditionally, a wooden keg is made by a cooper used to transport items such as nails, gunpowder, and a variety of liquids. More recently, a keg is often constructed of aluminum or steel. It is commonly used to store, transport, and serve beer. A beer keg has a single opening on one end. A tube called a "spear" extends from the opening to the other end. There is a self-closing valve that is opened by the coupling fitting which is attached when the keg is tapped. There is also an opening at the top of the spear that allows gas (usually carbon dioxide) to drive the beer out of the keg. The coupling fitting has one or two valves that control the flow of beer out of and gas into the keg. The keg must be in the upright position, that is, with the opening on top for the beer to be dispensed. Beer kegs are made of stainless steel, or less commonly, of aluminium. Kegs can be contrasted to casks, which have two or more openings and no spear.

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