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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 7, 2012
February 7, 2012

Schadenfreude. From the German words, Schaden and Freude, Damage and Joy.

Watch as this breast cancer survisor lays the complete fucking smackdown on the Susan G Komen foundation and explains just what what her breast cancer is, and is not. And in related news, so long, CUNT.

Did you know that red hair occurs on approximately 1–2% of the human population? It occurs more frequently (2–6%) in people of northern or western European ancestry, and less frequently in other populations. Red hair appears in people with two copies of a recessive gene on chromosome 16 which causes a mutation in the MC1R protein. Two studies have demonstrated that people with red hair have different sensitivity to pain compared to people with other hair colors. One study found that people with red hair are more sensitive to thermal pain, associated with naturally occurring low vitamin K levels. Researchers have found that people with red hair require greater amounts of anesthetic. Other research publications have concluded that women with naturally red hair require less of the painkiller pentazocine than do either women of other hair colors or men of any hair color. A study showed women with red hair had a greater analgesic response to that particular pain medication than men.

On that note, we've all heard some variation of this myth, which claims that while men meet their sexual peak in their teens and early 20s, women don't hit the same apex of horniness until a decade or more later. Science that justifies cougars -- what could be wrong with that? Well, everything, as it turns out. This myth likely originates from the fact that testosterone peaks at 18 and estrogen peaks in a woman's mid-20s. So boys tend to be at their age of maximum boning right around the freshman year of college, while girls don't hit the same peak until they're old enough to appreciate the humor of Courteney Cox. According to Dr. Marc Goldstein of Cornell University, hormones don't decide when you hit your sexual apex. People aren't soda bottles that just reach a point of maximum pressure and then pop. Your "sexual peak" has more to do with your attitude toward sex and level of experience, which is one reason millions of awkward young men spend their entire sexual prime on a computer.

A window is a transparent or translucent opening in a wall or door that allows the passage of light and, if not closed or sealed, air and sound. Windows are usually glazed or covered in some other transparent or translucent material like float glass. Windows are held in place by frames, which prevent them from collapsing in. Many glazed windows may be opened, to allow ventilation, or closed, to exclude inclement weather. A window with a hinged sash that swings in or out like a door comprising either a side-hung, top-hung, or occasionally bottom-hung sash or a combination of these types, sometimes with fixed panels on one or more sides of the sash.

Yeah, nowadays almost everyone has a fetish. They’re more ubiquitous than the iPhone and almost as trendy. Even extreme and bizarre fetishes are considered more and more acceptable by the day. That’s why certain fetishists have had to go to the absolute extreme to get their taboo kicks. After all, in a society that allows consenting adults to do just about anything together, the final frontier consists of sexual fetishes> -- I say combine the choing and amputee fetish this way they can't fight back -- that could very well get you or someone else killed.

A louver (from the French l'ouvert; "the open one") is a window, blind or shutter with horizontal slats that are angled to admit light and air, but to keep out rain, direct sunshine, and noise. The angle of the slats may be adjustable, usually in blinds and windows, or fixed. Louvers originated in the Middle Ages as lantern-like constructions in wood that were fitted on top of roof holes in large kitchens to allow ventilation while keeping out rain and snow. They were originally rather crude constructions consisting merely of a barrel. Later they evolved into more elaborate designs made of pottery, taking the shape of faces where the smoke and steam from cooking would pour out through the eyes and mouth, or into constructions that were more like modern louvers, with slats that could be opened or closed by pulling on a string. More modern louver windows comprise slats of glass, opened and closed with a metal lever, or they may be shutters of wood, plastic or other material.

Apparently, you can still dig up a lot of cool stuff in the Ukraine. Charley

Ernie~ I check your site every day. Upon looking up SuperBowl information this morning I stumbled across this. Could not believe my eyes! I took a screenshot of it and thought it would make a great addition to your photo collection. [VERY NSFW] Keep up the awesome work and keep the great pics coming! Your Loyal Member, K LoNE

Another reason to like the Dutch. Greg

Homelessness describes the condition of people without a regular dwelling. People who are homeless are unable or unwilling to acquire and maintain regular, safe, and adequate housing, or lack "fixed, regular, and adequate night-time residence." The legal definition of "homeless" varies from country to country, or among different entities or institutions in the same country or region. The term homeless may also include people whose primary night-time residence is in a homeless shelter, a warming center, a domestic violence shelter or other ad hoc housing situation. but does not include living on your own plot of land without a house. American Government homeless enumeration studies also include persons who sleep in a public or private place not designed for use as a regular sleeping accommodation for human beings. In western countries the large majority of homeless are men (75-80%), with single males particularly overrepresented.

Soviet Sergeant Mikhail Surkov, the best and most prominent sniper of World War II, killed seven hundred and two German soldiers and officers – an entire Nazi battalion! Lyudmila Pavlyuchenko, the most successful female sniper is credited with three hundred and nine kills. Twenty of the best Soviet snipers took the lives of eight thousand five hundred Nazis – that’s three German regiments! Hundreds of thousands of German troops were indeed killed by Soviet snipers. However, a WWII sniper is not some lone wolf-shooter who crawls the battlefield under his own unguided direction, killing the enemy from an ambush. Every sniper has to first master the craft of a soldier: be able to belly crawl hundreds of yards, run fast, learn camouflage and concealment techniques and, of course, shoot perfectly from any position.

Gisele says: my husband can not fucking throw ze ball and catch ze ball at the same time.

osama + zombies = oZombie = fuck yeah.

jimmy kimmel: i unplugged the tv during the super bowl game

when the zombie apocalypse happens, will the dead outnumber the living (right at the start)?

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