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Goddamnit Woman, You Only Shoot People When They're Eatin'
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Hello Ernie, Best regards here in the new year and a tip of the hat to ya for another successful LBEH campaign. I know going back to the days of Daisy the burn dog that you sometimes come to the aid of man's best friend and rally the EHOWA faithful behind a good cause. Recently in my area some shit-for brains, crackhead type tied his six month old pit bull to the back of his truck, dragged it down the road and apparently left it for dead. Animal control found the dog alive but in dire straits. The dog stands a good chance of making it; but as you might imagine will require a lot of work at the vet to be brought back to health. I thought this might be one of those cases we could get behind and help throw some fundage at the local vet that is caring for this dog they have named Malichai. Check out the links below, including the TV story that includes the scumbag's arrest on felony animal torture charges. I've also included a link to the vet clinic for contact information. Thanks, Chip. Bowling Green, KY http://www.wbko.com/home/headlines/Owner_of_Dragged_Dog_Arrested_137941308.html |
"That is when I realized I didn't have my dog no more. I even went looking for him and everything. People are saying they wish they knew who did it and all that, but they just don't know the real story. They weren't there. All they know is what they've seen." Really? The old National Lampoon's Vacation defense? Listen, I'm all for an eye for an eye in these case. No jail time for this guy. No probation, no fines of any kind. Just chain his neck to a bumper and drag him until you've ground off between 30 and 50 percent of his skin. Then stop, unchain him, and leave him on the side of the road with no medical attention. Debt to society paid in full.
We have rules. We have a government. Most of us wear pants. We have television shows and movies, and the enviable luxury to complain about those things. Looking around, it's easy to call us civilized. But we're animals. We're dirty, dirty animals. Given the right context, we'll abandon all of society's rules and live like the crappy bastard animals we all are. Here are five of those right contexts.
Sand art is the practice of modelling sand into an artistic form, such as a sand brushing, sand sculpture, sandpainting, or sand bottles. A sand castle is a type of sand sculpture resembling a miniature building, often a castle. The two basic building ingredients, sand and water, are available in abundance on a sandy beach, so most sand play takes place there, or in a sandpit. Tidal beaches generally have sand that limits height and structure because of the shape of the sand grains. Good sand sculpture sand is somewhat dirty, having silt and clay that helps lock the irregular shaped sand grains together. Sand castles are typically made by children, simply for the fun of it, but there are also sand sculpture contests for adults that involve large, complex constructions.
Livistona chinensis, the Chinese fan palm or fountain palm, is a species of subtropical palm tree in eastern Asia. It is native to Southern Japan, Taiwan and several islands in the South China Sea. Livistona chinensis can attain heights of about 30 to 50 feet and a spread of 12 feet. The leaves are fan shaped. The palm is cultivated in the tropical and subtropical specialty plant nursery industry for use as ornamental trees in gardens and conservatories. This plant can become a weed, or in some ecosystems an invasive species - such as in Florida wetlands and on some Caribbean Islands.
Hey Ernie, i don't know if someone sent this already, but here! Shooting a .950 caliber rifle. Cheers, Charley Ernie, I was on Google and wanted to check on liquor laws in Texas. As I was typing in "can you obtain a permit in Texas to make whiskey." Google decided to auto fill in search parameters below the search bar. WTF are people searching for out there? I had to grab a screenshot. Bret |
Truck bedliners are coverings that protect the inner-side of a truck bed from damage and can prevent fine-grained cargo such as sand from sifting between the sides and the rear door. Such bedliners are of two types: the plastic drop-in and the permanent spray on type.
Normally, an athlete is suppose to be more concerned with the level of his or her play than the clothes in his or her closet. It used to be all about the skills and had little to do with how an athlete was dressed, until recently. Serena and Venus Williams were not the first people to wear risque outfits during a tennis match, but they were the first to push the envelope of what is allowed. They have worn everything from lingerie to skin-tight spandex on the tennis court. And why? Because they can. The women on this list have all worn clothing at one point in their careers that we all enjoyed more so than their actual play. These outfits can only be described as risque, but at the same time, sexy. Hint: keep your eyes peeled for Tanith Belbin.
Fitting rooms, or "dressing rooms", are rooms where people try on clothes, such as in a department store. The rooms are usually individual rooms in which a person tries on clothes to determine fit before making a purchase. People do not always use the fitting rooms to change, as to change implies to remove one set of clothes and put on another. Sometimes a person chooses to try on clothes over their clothes, but would still like to do this in private. Thus fitting rooms may be used for changing, or just for fitting without changing.
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