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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 18, 2011
October 18, 2011

Those Certainly Aren't The Marines I'm Used To Seeing.

There is only one time when it is acceptable for Soldiers to say, "let's bang his ass in the bathroom," and this is it.

Given there is a pretty fair Hispanic population down here in Southwest Florida, it's not uncommon to go to the store and see products labelled in both English and Spanish. Does anyone know what two languages are on this bottle?

Everyone has considered which actor should play them in the unlikely event that a movie about their life gets the green light. In an effort to be more practical, I've actually given up on casting myself (opposite a bustier Zooey Deschanel who loves sports, vodka and the movie Fight Club) in a movie about my life that (probably) won't get made. Instead I've spitballed some movie ideas and made tentative casting decisions for the life stories of some of your favorite sports hotties. It's all a journey though and if you've got some better ideas, lay 'em on me, slim. Moving making is like football; a team sport and we're all in this together now. Now let's take a look at what the movies of 25 our favorite sports hotties could look like if someone wants to hire me to make it happen. And while the Hope Solo/Jennifer Carpenter thing was a gimmee, but Gina Carano/Ashley Greene link? Nice catch!

The Nintendo GameCube was Nintendo's fourth home video game console and was part of the sixth generation console era. It was the successor to the Nintendo 64 and predecessor to the Wii. The Nintendo GameCube was the first Nintendo console to use optical discs as its primary storage medium, after several aborted projects from Nintendo and its partners to utilize optical-based storage media. Like its predecessor, the Nintendo 64, the Nintendo GameCube was available in many colors. The two most common, released during the console's launch, were "Indigo" (the standard color used in most early advertising) and "Jet Black." However, the standard controller was widely available in this color outside of Japan as well. The standard GameCube controller has a wing grip design, and was designed to fit well in the player's hands. It includes a total of eight buttons, two analog sticks, a D-pad, and an internal rumble motor. The primary analog stick was on the left, with the D-pad below it.

Now, let's be clear: Lots of movies follow the hero's journey model to tell their story. Obscure nobody is called into a great and dangerous adventure, he follows the call until he hits a low point where it seems that everything is lost, but it's not. The nobody is transformed into a somebody, succeeds at his quest and celebrates with everyone he loves. It works whether his name is Harry Potter or Frodo or Neo. On the one hand, you've got to give Abrams props for doing his STar Wars reboot the right way: The story was engaging, the casting was spot on and the lens flares were superb. On the other hand, when you're watching Star Trek, there are moments when this rushing river of deja vu comes coursing through your body. You know you've seen these characters before, but where? Once you get past the fact that both young Kirk and young Luke were orphaned farm boys whose fathers were once great pilots and who want nothing more than to get off their boring planets and join the nearest academy, the similarities start to get downright eerie.

My injury isn't very gory but I thought I would send you pictures in case you found them interesting. Firing a 3 1/4" framing nail into your hand is not fun. Adam

Wes, I would expect nothingless out of Huntsville, Alabama. The only thing that could have made that better, was if he had spelled it 'break'.

Elastic hair bands are the best way to secure ponytails and braids. There are several types of elastic hair bands. The type you use may help keep your style in place without causing unnecessary damage to the hair. There are two very simple forms of bands, which may be okay for use on braids, but should be avoided for securing long ponytails. Elastic hair bands that are joined by a small metal bar to complete the circle, also have issues. Both types are very likely to get tangled in your hair, and the higher up you place then in the hair, the more likely you will have difficulty removing them. If you simply want a plain elastic hair band to hold a ponytail, look for the variety that says “no damage.” These are usually simple rings of elastic covered in fabric, and may again be purchased in bulk.

Anyone looking to see more of Rachelle Leah's gorgeous face can do so by checking her out on UFC All Access, in the video game UFC 2009 Undisputed, or ringside as an Octagon Girl during UFC pay-per-view events. If you want to see more of her sexy body, you can check her out in Playboy, Maxim, and other men's magazines she has appeared in over the years. On second thought, if you'd like to see all of the stunning features of Rachelle Leah, look no further. Here are plenty of images in this borderline SFW/NSFW gallery.

BTTF delorean, costumes, props all set for auction

Met Dan Akroyd himself at a meet and greet promoting his Chrystal Head vodka. He was a real gentleman. Thought I'd pass on a pretty cool pic of what he signed for me! Matt, Toronto

Hey Ernie, I saw this post here in the Huntsville Craigslist. Stay cool. Wes [photo for when the link goes dead]

Can anyone read the manufacturer name on this tag? I can make out the first word -- terezinka -- but the second one eludes me.

The Star of David, known in Hebrew as the Shield of David, is a generally recognized symbol of Jewish identity and Judaism. Its shape is that of a hexagram, the compound of two equilateral triangles. One triangle represents the ruling tribe of Judah and the other the former ruling tribe of Benjamin. There are 12 Vav, or "men," representing the 12 tribes or patriarchs of Israel. The hexagram has been in use as a symbol of Judaism since the 17th century, with precedents in the 14th to 16th centuries in Central Europe, where the Shield of David was partly used in conjunction with the Seal of Solomon (the hexagram) on Jewish flags.

Gulls (often informally called seagulls) are birds in the family Laridae. They are most closely related to the terns and only distantly related to auks, skimmers, and more distantly to the waders. Gulls are typically medium to large birds, usually grey or white, often with black markings on the head or wings. Gulls—the larger species in particular—are resourceful, inquisitive and intelligent birds, demonstrating complex methods of communication and a highly developed social structure. For example, many gull colonies display mobbing behavior, attacking and harassing would-be predators and other intruders. Many species of gull have learned to successfully coexist with humans and have thrived in human habitats. Certain species have exhibited tool use behavior, using pieces of bread as bait with which to catch goldfish.

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