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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 10, 2011
October 10, 2011

In Fourteen Hundred Ninety-two, Columbus Sailed The Ocean Blue.

"What does not destroy me, makes me stronger." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Androgenic hair is the terminal hair that develops on the body during and after puberty. It is differentiated from the head hair and less visible vellus hair, which are much finer and lighter in color. The growth of androgenic hair is related to the level of androgens (male hormones) in the individual. Due to a normally higher level of androgen, men tend to have more androgenic hair than women. Arm hair grows on a human's forearms, sometimes even on the elbow area. Terminal arm hair is concentrated on the wrist end of the forearm, extending over the hand. Terminal hair growth in adolescent and adult males is often much more intense than that in females, particularly for individuals with dark hair. In some cultures, it is common for women to remove arm hair, though this practice is less frequent than that of leg hair removal.

A WAG is another name for a beautiful girlfriend or wife of a male athlete, and they are measured by the amount of sexiness they bring to the table. It is not uncommon for us to judge these women, as I have done more times than you can count. When ranking beautiful WAGs, the one thing we all must take into account is not only their high level of beauty but also the amount of success, fame, and power they possess. Take for example, Spanish TV reporter, Lara Alvarez!

Spaghetti'Os is an American brand of canned, sweetened spaghetti featuring circular pasta shapes in a cheese and tomato sauce — and marketed to parents as 'less messy' than regular spaghetti. More than 150 million cans of Spaghetti'Os are sold each year. In addition to the original variety, variations have included Spaghetti'Os Meatballs (with miniature meatballs), Spaghetti'Os Sliced Franks (with pieces of processed meat resembling hot dog slices), Spaghetti'Os Ravioli'Os (with round, beef-filled ravioli), Spaghetti'Os with Calcium, and other theme-shaped varieties.

Hey Ernie, in response to your FPS Afghanistan video from this weekend, here's an FPS IED attack. It's some scary shit our guys have to put up with. teddy.

In 1963 Harvey Ball, an American commercial artist, was employed by an advertising company to create a happy face to be used on buttons. His rendition, with bright yellow background, dark oval eyes, and creases at the sides of the mouth, was to become the most iconic version. The graphic was popularized in the early 1970s by Philadelphia brothers Bernard and Murray Spain, who seized upon it in September 1970 in a campaign to sell novelty items. The two produced buttons as well as coffee mugs, t-shirts, bumper stickers and many other items emblazoned with the symbol and the phrase "Have a happy day" (devised by Gyula Bogar) which mutated into "have a nice day". Working with New York button manufacturer NG Slater, some 50 million happy face badges were produced by 1972.

Old and busted: tips for surviving the zombie apocalypse. The new hotness: tips for surviving the zombie apocalypse... FOR THE ZOMBIES.

Cirrus clouds are atmospheric clouds generally characterized by thin, wispy strands, giving them their name from the Latin word cirrus meaning a ringlet or curling lock of hair. They form when water vapor undergoes deposition at altitudes above 5,000 m (16,500 ft) in temperate regions and above 6,100 m (20,000 ft) in tropical regions. The strands of cloud sometimes appear in tufts of a distinctive form referred to by the common name of mares' tails. Cirrus clouds generally appear white or light grey in color. While they indicate the arrival of precipitation (rain), cirrus clouds themselves produce only fall streaks; falling ice crystals that evaporate before landing on the ground.

Brazilian tsunami pictures -- just kiddin, this is the result of the tidal change over the course of a few hours in the Atalaia beach in the Salinas Municipality, state of Para, Brazil. Bruno

Grass outdoor carpet is an excellent alternative to your landscaping and available in a wide variety of styles and colors. If you are concerned with having to keep your lawn mowed, located in an area where watering is not an option, or any other reason, grass carpet is here to enhance your home. Grass outdoor carpet can be used on boats, boat docks, patios, porches, and on the ground.

Ghetto Booty (n.) The exceptionally formed buttocks of a woman (usually black, often Latin, rarely white, never Asian) that transcends the "normal" aesthetic boundaries of size, shape and proportion.

so wait. standing up on your motorcycle, backwards, while texting, is bad?

indecision 2012: take the money and don't run. aka sarah palin's nigerian prince scam

i have had it with these muthafuckn sharks, on this muthafuckin golf course

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