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Somehow, I Suspect Steve-O Is Using Again.

During the taping of a Comedy Central roast of Charlie Sheen, Steve-O joked, "The last time this many nobodies were at a roast, at least Great White was playing." -- which to be perfectly clear, I think was fucking awesome. Anyway, Steve-O has since apologized for the comment and requested that it be removed from of the roast. Unfortunately, the producers complied and said joke was not included in the broadcast version. And in case that site becomes unavailable, here is another source which is a bit slower, so you may have to wait for it to load. If you watch it to the very end, you can see this gem: Steve-O running his face into Mike Tyson's fist. No seriously, Steve-O broke his nose doing that. And I think right around the :31 second mark you can see this look of shame across his face, as he realizes that people aren't so much laughing with him, as at him. Even Captain Kirk is like 'What the fuck'. It's kind of sad, actually.

So speaking of fashion, I've got a question for all you tattooed chicks out there. Is there some sort of special meaning behind including "Daddy's Girl" in a full sleeve tattoos? I was browsing/stalking around Facebook the other day and noticed not just one, but two full sleevers with "Daddy's Girl" -- both on their left arm? Now it's be a little fucking weird for me to ask, "Hey do you have daddy issues?" and of course promptly getting told to eat shit and die, so.... is there some hidden meaning here?

Rome is the capital of Italy and the country's largest and most populated city and comune, with over 2.7 million residents in 1,285.3 km2 (496.3 sq mi). The city is located in the central-western portion of the Italian Peninsula, on the Tiber River within the Lazio region of Italy. Rome's history spans two and a half thousand years. It was the capital city of the Roman Kingdom, the Roman Republic and the Roman Empire, which was the dominant power in Western Europe and the lands bordering the Mediterranean for over seven hundred years from the 1st century BC until the 7th century AD. Since the 1st century AD Rome has been the seat of the Papacy and, after the end of Byzantine domination, in the 8th century it became the capital of the Papal States, which lasted until 1870. In 1871 Rome -- called Roma in Italian and some other languages -- became the capital of the Kingdom of Italy, and in 1946 that of the Italian Republic.

From Stonehenge to the Washington Monument, from Big Ben to the totem poles of the Native Americans — if it's erect, it's funny, has been the view shared by the many and the few. Arguably the funniest sub-genre of all phallic imagery involves food, which also has the mysterious power to become unnervingly sexy when in the right hands! Here we celebrate the best pictures of female celebrities munching on phallic fast food.

A flower bouquet is a collection of flowers in a creative arrangement. There are different kinds including nosegay, crescent, and cascading bouquets. Flower bouquets are often given for special occasions such as birthdays or anniversaries. They are also used extensively in weddings. Traditionally the bride will hold the bouquet, and the maid of honor will hold it during the ceremony. After the wedding the bride will toss it over her shoulder, and it is believed that whoever catches the bouquet is the next in line to be married.

Next up on the Russians-Athletes-Who-Make-Me-Oh-So-Horny parade is Darya Klishina, who is a Russian long jumper. This blonde haired cutie holds the Russian junior record with 7.03 m, the all time second best junior mark. This in stark contrast to this red haired Japanese girl who manages .703 meters.

Butterfinger is a candy bar made by Nestlé. The bar consists of a flaky, orange-colored center—somewhat similar texture to crisp caramel, with a taste similar to peanut butter—that is coated in compound chocolate. Two of the slogans currently used to advertise the candy bar are "Follow the Finger" and "Break out of the ordinary!" Prior to these, Bart Simpson, and other characters from Fox's The Simpsons, appeared in numerous advertisements for the product from 1990 to 2001, with the slogans "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!", "Bite my Butterfinger!", and "Nothin' like a Butterfinger!" Butterfinger terminated the advertising contract with the Simpsons in late 2001. Making fun of them, a Simpsons episode called "Sweets and Sour Marge" included a scene involving Butterfinger bars being unable to be burned, with Chief Wiggum saying "even the fire doesn't want them."

From the This-May-Interfere-With-My-Supersized-Lunch-Plans Department: Ammonia. You know, the harsh chemical they use in fertilizers and oven cleaners? It kills E.coli really well. So, they invented a process where they pass the hamburger through a pipe where it is doused in ammonia gas. And you probably never heard about it, other than those times that batches of meat stink of ammonia so bad that the buyer returns it. The ammonia process is an invention of a single company called Beef Products Inc., which originally developed it as a way to use the absolute cheapest parts of the animal, instead of that silly "prime cuts" stuff the competitors were offering (and the restaurant chains swear we're still getting). Consequently, Beef Products Inc. has pretty much cornered the burger patty market in the U.S. to the point that 70 percent of all burger patties out there are made by them. Eat up!

Dear fashion trainwreck: even I know you're not supposed to wear white shoes after Labor day. Get with it.

are you as fit as a world war ii gi? - now i know why NASCAR drivers always turn left. NSFW.

thor's well: the pacific gateway to the underworld - what does it feel like to fly over planet earth?