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I Feel Like I'm Getting Pulled In Two Different Directions Today.

Yeah. Alright. Okay. I'm an open minded dude. Maybe I'll give the Conan the Barbarian remake a chance. Maybe.

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission said it is "urging consumers to stop participating" in the activity, adding that the commission "does not know of any safe way to use this product." The inflatable spheres are common at amusement parks, malls and fairs, and are frequently used by children. A rider climbs inside the ball via a zipper opening. The ball rolls along the top of the water as the rider walks, akin to a hamster moving a wheel. Manufacturers, for their part, say the water-walking balls are safe. "There are now hundreds of thousands of the water balls in use around the world being used safely," said Charles Jones, head of Viale Campania in Monza, Italy, who claims to have invented the water sphere 14 years ago. The 6 1/2-foot water-walking balls contain about 90 minutes worth of oxygen, he said, while a ride typically lasts five to seven minutes.

Hey look, a dog swimming with dolphins!

It was January 17, 1991, and Desert Storm had just kicked off. At the head of the opening salvo of explosions were Captains James Denton and Brent Brandon. They were piloting an EF-111 Raven, which is basically a fighter/bomber that has been modified to be a radar jammer. So all of its weapons had been removed and replaced with the equipment to send out the powerful signals that would confuse the Iraqi radar. Even though they weren't carrying bombs or missiles of their own, their job was crucial -- if they failed the Iraqis could create mass havoc for the dozens of bombers in the strike force. To up the danger level, the night time bombing mission was flying between two major Iraqi Air Bases. When the Iraqis realized their radars were being jammed, they sent up some of their best fighter jets. One Iraqi jet, a highly maneuverable and heavily armed Dassault Mirage F1, spotted the unarmed EF-111 and went in for the kill. Denton turned in an attempt to avoid the attacking Mirage but within seconds, the more maneuverable Mirage had locked onto the EF-111 and fired a heat-seeking missile, homing in on the hot exhaust pouring out of the Raven's engines. Denton did the only thing he could do -- he yanked on the stick and banked the plane into a 5-G turn, which was as about as much force as that aircraft could take without something important breaking off of it from the stress. At this point, the two aircraft are skimming along at just 400 feet off the ground. In the dark. Reminder: Jets do not have headlights. The Iraqi plane locked on again, ready to fire. At that moment, the pilot of a nearby American F-15 fighter jet finally spotted his unarmed comrade about to get blown out of the sky and was ready to try a long-range shot to save his fellow pilots' lives... but he'd never get a chance to pull the trigger. Denton, in his F-111, barely cleared a ridge. But the Iraqi pilot didn't -- he crashed and exploded into a fireball. This is known in military circles as the "Han-Solo-losing-TIE-fighters-in-an-asteroid-field" maneuver. Both Denton and Brandon were awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross, for performing the only known kill of a jet by an unarmed aircraft.

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Well Charley did sent in some photos, but they weren't of Bobby/Boone. What were they? Well you guys watch Dexter, right? The souvenirs from all the people he's killed -- you know, with the little drops of blood -- what're those things called? Microscope slides, right?

Jessica Vargas was discovered in Las Vegas during the Search for the Most Beautiful Latina. Here are some great bikini shots of Jessica at the pool at The Palms.

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Well Rob, you may use the backdoor to sneak into the Glory Hole Pub, but please ABSOLUTELY NO ASIANS allowed.

Fast cars, fast tracks, and fast women are all some of my favorite things. When you put them all together, you are in store for one hell of a ride. These women have combined beauty, athleticism, and speed into one package that is irresistible to any man. You're going to have to pay attention in order to keep up with these ladies, but if you do, you'll be in store for something awesome. Here are the 30 hottest fast chicks in sports. Or as I call it, 29 of the hottest fast chicks after Ashley Force.

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