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And Now, A Trip Down Memory Lane.

Remember the fat bitch who only eats cheesy potatoes? Yeah, she's freakshow.

Remember the Tarantino foot fetish girl? Yeah, she's fired.

Remember when a 22" LCD television was cutting edge technology? Yeah, not anymore.

Remember when Ryan Dunn drove his Porsche into a tree and killed himself? Yeah, he's not alone.

Remember the Southwest airlines live mic pilot? Yeah, he's apologized.

Remember the chick who was arrested on her front lawn because she was filming the police? Yeah, evidence stolen.

Remember the woman who denied harrassing Glenn Beck? Yeah, she's lying.

Remember when Mississippi State University cheerleader Taylor Corley revealed she posed nude for Playboy? Yeah, they're awesome.

Remember the Paul Revere flap brought on my The Rack? Yeah, she'd fail. I answered 27 out of 33 correctly — 84.85%. Had no freaking clue on: Abraham Lincoln vs Stephen A. Douglas; Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, and Aquinas; Supreme Court ruled parts of the New Deal were unconstitutional. Narrowed to 50/50 and I lost: Government of the people, by the people, for the people (It's Federalist Papers, not Jefferson Papers, you dumbass). Jumped at first answer without reading the rest: if taxes equal government spending.

Remember when Bridget Nielsen was the sexy babe in beverly Hills Cop II? Yeah, me neither.

Remember the dumbass who blew up the clutch on his Corvette? Yeah, this kid didn't, as he took the time to learn how to drive a standard first.

Okay, I'm off to go listen to some old records and not be stupid.

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