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I Can Think Of Two Reasons Why The 90's Rocked.Okay, one downside to the scooter. Sure, it's 1 gallon gas tank and 95 mpg efficiency are great. But when it comes time for the rear tire to be replaced, it's $55 fucking dollars. What the fuck? Hey times are still tough out there. People are still struggling to find work, and those that can't are forced to sell some of their belongings just to keep food on the table. So I have to say the people posting ads on Craigslist sure have stepped up their game lately. Anyone need a picnic table with a navy blue umbrella? No? Then perhaps you can give this little black kitten a new home? That last one is kind of, well, you know. At 8mpg, the most recent vehicle to be customized as the presidential car is a GMC Topkick-based, Cadillac-badged limousine often referred to as Cadillac One and occasionally as Limo One (a reference to the U.S. presidential aircraft, Air Force One) or as The Beast. It carries a $300,000 price tag and curb weight certainly exceeds 10,000 pounds thanks to all the armoring: it is bullet proof, bomb proof, fire proof, electromagnetic-pulse proof, chemical agent proof, and biological agent proof. But it is not curb-proof.
Eh, I'm waiting for something more on the full on completely unobstructed frontal view, not the kinda-sorta-i-guess-that-sorta-could-be-interpreted-as-her-nipple stuff she's done already. Speaking of interpreting, "la mejor carne Argentina" translates to "The best meat in Argentina." I dunno. Maybe it's the accents. Maybe it's the carefree attitude. But there's definitely something about European women that drives us all crazy. Tipping your dealer won't make you a big winner on your next trip to Sin City, but it will make your time at the tables as enjoyable as possible. Of course, casinos have rules for just about everything, so you should know how and when to tip the dealers.
You know, it's kinda funny -- in a weird way, not in a haha way -- that I can kinda relate. When I first moved down here, I thought it would be so fucking cool to go through a hurricane. You know, just like you see on tv - the howling wind beating rain against the windows, the whole house creaking in 140mph gusts, street signs whipping down the road. And then, I actually did go through one. And life and limb aside, you realize that if your lanai gets destroyed or of your roof blows off, it's your shit that's getting destroyed -- not somebody's on television. So that's when you start fortifying your shit and now I'm quite content in the hurricane-free existance I've been enjoying, thank you very much. Good luck. And for those of you not cool enough to have completed all four stages of the Duke Nuke'Em challenge -- I had a lot of trouble with Rosie and her M-16 -- here are the four lovely ladies of Duke Nuke'Em Forever. Hail to the King, baby. sticky fingers: the thieving celebrity infographic the 50 greatest celebrity prom photos: jennifer aniston ftw diarrhea, debilitating digestive ills relieved with diy fecal transplants garrett wolfe the latest nfl player to be arrested: with "i resisted arrest" mugshot |
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