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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 04, 2011

April 4, 2011

So I heard Things Didn't Go So Well For Charlie Harper.

Here's an interactive zombie survival game, based on the video game Left 4 Dead by Valve. Follow your favorite Game Station characters as they try to survive the zombie apocalypse. Remember you have to have captions enabled in order to read what to do next (the little red talk box).

Ever since watching all of Firefly, Netflix has been hounding me to watch Farscape (wiki | imdb), so this past weekend I decided to give it a try. It's not quite as good as Firefly -- I guess Joss Wheaton really does have his shit together -- but it'll certainly do to pass the time. One person I can't quite get a handle on though, is Claudia Black (Aeryn Sun). In some episodes she looks totally hot, and it others all I can do is stare at those fucking eyebrows. I dunno, I guess it's one of those things where you have to let your imagination do a little work. And the (sorta new) chick Chiana, played by Gigi Edgley? She kinda creeps me out, being airbrushed all different colors. Not creep me out like a shower scene with Amber Heard kind of creeps me out, but close. Edgley did do a nice spread for FHM, though.

You want to know why old school Raiders fans are aways so pissed and angry? Disappointment. Back in the day when it took a near felony to draw a roughing-the-passer penalty, we idolized the likes of Three Mile Lyle and the 6'8" Mad Stork and even The Assassin -- the latter of which was considered one of the hardest hitters ever to play the game. He is also known for a hit he made against New England Patriots wide receiver Darryl Stingley in a 1978 preseason game. The hit paralyzed Stingley from the chest down. Lyle Alzado? if he wanted to fight you in a bar, you'd have better offer to jerk him off instead. Now who do we have to look up to? Fat ass Jamarcus Russel and his coedine habit? Oh no, I know, here's one worth of the Just Win Baby mantra: Raiders’ Louis Murphy Arrested For Viagra Possession. Yeah that's fucking awesome, just like Tits Bouncing Back In Warmer Weather. And just for the record? Jack Tatum will cut off your arm and beat you to death with it. No really, just like this guy did.

Ernie, I just happened upon the link to this footage moments ago, and I am hoping that it'll be a good fit for EHOWA. Fuckin' scary man. Regards, -Big Dave from Illinois

Ernie, Love your work. I’m an ex-Navy nuke, now a nuclear engineer working for a world-wide company. I also wondered why they couldn’t just truck or fly in some diesel generators when they lost the station diesels from the tsunami at Fukushima. One of the difficulties was that some of the switchgear is located in lower levels of the plant that were underwater. Those rooms didn’t have water-tight doors (as they typically do in the U.S.) so the equipment was flooded. They did obtain emergency generators rather quickly but the big delay was getting the electrical panels pumped and dried out so they could connect the power to the electrical buses. Seawater + high voltage = bad things. The pumps that needed to be energized are located inside the containment and can’t be readily accessed to hook up an extension cord. A very informative website, without the added media hype and doomsday predictions is www.nei.org if you’re looking for factual info. Larry

Hey, Have you seen this amazing video yet? Japan tsunami dog rescued after three weeks at sea. Miguel

Three weeks at sea? By himself? Yeah, let's see a fucking cat do that. But sitting back for a second, think of how fucking creepy it would be to ride on a fucking house out to sea. Almost like that scene out of Joe Vs The Volcano where he's set adrift on his waterproof luggage. I guess it's a good thing they build their homes out of wood and not concrete blocks, eh?

This 2011 calendar of nude Barbie Dolls was created for Matchbox. I don’t know if they done it as part of college students' coursework or the project was commissioned by Matchbox officially but I found it a wee bit creepy. On the other hand some may call it clever marketing – what're your thoughts? Creepy or clever?

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