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A couple of years ago, I was doing delivery driving. I got back to the store after one run, and some older black gentleman was inside, talking to my boss. This man had asked me if I had seen the last Cowboy's game. Incidentally, this was in Arlington, Tx. I told him that the last time football players went on strike, I was in the Army, making about $600/month. But that was ONLY if we were over sea's, doing hazardous business and such. $3,600/year. Here I had been making FAR less than any professional athlete in the defense of America. And these fuckers wanted to go on strike for more money? I ended up telling this man that I thought the newer football players were a bunch of pussies. That older black gentleman was Tony Dorsett. He told me I had made some good points. Just wanted to relate. Woody

Hey, Ern! Can't do a shot about Ladyboys without a game to see if you can spot one! -Motorhed.

This is a rescue group who help people who are involved in fatal accidents. The link to the site is here. Notice the similarities in the uniforms. I would love to know what the international human rights counsel thinks. I hope that this helped it seemed as if you guys did not know who they where. Cheers. Mike

Hey Ernie - Those uniforms are Por-Tek-Tung, they're the meat wagon in Thailand. I spent a month over there working in a hospital and got to know a few of them. Their main function is to pick up dead bodies and bring them to monasteries, sometimes that means from hospitals, a lot of the time in means from road accidents. Definitely not into eating people, they do it as a volunteer service to win merit with Buddha. That looks like an anatomy training course for the ones who respond to live victims. Those dudes roll *hard*. They brought a cobra bite victim and the cobra in (alive) so we'd know what bit him, then they disappeared with the snake. I went out for a smoke 20 minutes later and they were eating it after cooking it on their engine block. -Tony