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Happy St Patrick's Day!

Here is the new music video for UK band LEATHER HANDS new release, 'Vertical Lines' (directed by Irishman, Miles Flanagan). Blah-blah-blah, music, schmusic. Trust me, these guys will be your new favorite band. I should also note that the UK is my new favorite country, and pink is my new favorite color. And I like pianos now, too. Watch it on mute if you must, but for the love of all that is good and holy, watch it.

Sexy Irish lass and Girls Aloud singer Nadine Coyle often gets overlooked and falls into the shadow of bandmate Cheryl Cole. We all know Cheryl is a babe but Nadine ain’t no ugly duckling as you’ll see from the 100 pics in this gallery.

St Patrick, Patrck Stewart, or Danica Patrick, whatever. They're all the same to me.

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried has been sacked by employer Aflac, for whom he was a spokesperson, for making jokes about the recent tragic events in Japan. Gottfried, whose voice served as that of the Aflac duck, isn’t known for either tact or good timing; he famously made a 9/11 joke just three weeks after 9/11 happened. 1. I fucked a girl in Japan. She screamed, "I feel the earth move and I'm getting wet." 2. I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said ‘is there a school in this area.’ She said ‘not now, but just wait." 3. What does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights. 4. I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.' 5. Japan called me. They said ‘maybe those jokes are a hit in the U.S., but over here, they’re all sinking.

And while she may not technically be Irish, Christina Hendricks is a redhead and has some of the most spectacular tits in the business.

But seriously. Remember to be careful out there tonight, it's amateur night for drunk drivers. That's why I always stay put on St Pat's and New Years.

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