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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 21, 2010

December 21, 2010

Sorry, I Got All Fucked Up On Butterbeer.

I set my alarm for 3:00am this morning so I could get up and look at the first solar eclipse on the winter solstance in like 500 trillion zillion years. As the alarm klaxon sounded, I yawned and I pulled on my robe and my Croc Mammoths, and ventured outside into the 55 degree early morning air. I walked halfway around the house before spotting the moon in what I would guess to be about 90% full red eclipse. I looked at it for a few seconds, shrugged and went back into the house. I stopped off at the refrigerator and drank a few swallows of cold water before returning to bed. Ike had moved into my spot and I had to push him aside. This morning when the alarm went off at 5:30am, I was dogshit tired from having my sleep interrupted. Ike on the other hand, was a spring chicken. Who's the smarter one again? Right. It would have been much easier to just wait and find some eclipse pictures online.

So a few days ago I did something I swore I'd never do. I started watching the Harry Potter series of movies, finishing the Sorcerer's Stone last night. And while no, I'm not as big a fan as some people are, I have to admit... I thought Id feel like an ass watching a kid's movie but it's a pretty good fucking story so far. And for a movie themed like this, I'd totally cool with there being more than a usual amount of CGI... it works here and they do it quite tastefully. Are there a few scary plot holes, sure of course. But who the fuck cares man, it's magic, right? I've got the next few on DVR but I don't know how far I'll be able to get into them as I'll soon be having the fam down from NY for a week. And as much as I'd like to think that Quiddich-in-real-life shit was some April Fool's Day prank, sadly it's not.

Hey Ernie, I stumbled across this and was caught off guard... why would you spend your time figuring out something like that? Smitty

Ernie, Figured you might enjoy this picture it was taken by a HPPD patrol unit in High Point NC recently. Who would of thought to haul the lawnmower on what looks to be an old Grand Prix. Kyle

I thought perhaps an older Dodge Intrepid, but Grand Prix works too. But the guy shoudl have been hauling a Harley though, because Harley guys get all the chicks.

A husband and wife from Arkansas were killed early Tuesday when a semitruck struck the Mt. Hope Highway bridge over Interstate 96 in Eaton County, Lansing Michigan, the Sheriff's Department said. The accident occurred at 5:06 a.m., with the truckbursting into flames, forcing the halt of the interstate's westbound traffic for about eight hours. The Sheriff's Department said Calvin and Brenda Roberts, who were inside the truck, were killed in the crash. Calvin Roberts, 58, and Brenda Roberts, 54, were from Oil Trough, Ark., northeast of Little Rock. The Sheriff's Department did not have additional details on the couple or the cause of the accident as of press time. The accident closed westbound I-96 between Martin Luther King Boulevard and I-496 Tuesday morning. The ramp from northbound I-69 to westbound I-96 also was closed, according to the Michigan Department of Transportation. [article] - Hal

The Christmas truce was a series of widespread unofficial ceasefires that took place along the Western Front around Christmas of 1914, during the First World War. Through the week leading up to Christmas, parties of German and British soldiers began to exchange seasonal greetings and songs between their trenches; on occasion, the tension was reduced to the point that individuals would walk across to talk to their opposite numbers bearing gifts. On Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, many soldiers from both sides – as well as, to a lesser degree, from French units – independently ventured into no man's land, where they mingled, exchanging food and souvenirs. As well as joint burial ceremonies, several meetings ended in carol-singing, or – famously – games of football. learn more about the Christmas Truce of 1924 here.

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