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My Thoughts On The Walking Dead So Far.

I know I'm pickier than most when it comes to realism -- or at least my perception of realism -- in zombie movies. So overall, I have to say I'm pretty pleased with The Walking Dead in these first five episodes. True, there's been a few things I would question, such as the blood smeared trick-the-zombies ruse, and last week's a-little-too-well-coordinated zombie attack. But again, in general, I think they're doing right by zombie fans everywhere. Maybe not as good as Band of Brothers, but close. And if I had to pick one of the characters to go through the apocalypze with it would have to be a tossup between Glenn (the scavenger) and Daryl Dixon (the crossbow wielding redneck). Rick, the main character, has this moral code he has to live by and that's going to get costly. He takes too many risks because he always feels he has to do the right thing. Fuck that, I know there is safety in numbers but when it's go time for the zombies and I have to choochoo? Rest assured I will choochoo. His deputy Shane would be a better choice, presuming you're not married to a hot brunette wife that Shane likes to bang -- then all bets are off. And how about this week's episode when Shane had the shotgun trained on Rick, eh? In the comic, Rick's son kills Shane with a shot to the neck, so we'll see if they stay true to form on that. At first I thought Andrea, the blonde haired older sister to the chick who got munched last week, was going to be a liability because she's too soft. Then she blew her zombie sister's brains out, point blank, while staring her in the eyes. Okay, so I guess this bitch is hardcore. She was also the ICE agent from The Shield. T-Dog? Not bad but you're a little clumsy. Dale? Nice RV man, and I wouldn't mind you covering me from the roof with your rifle, but you're too old to move effectively in case we had to abandon our vehicles. Oh, and that's another thing? Wide open roads? I don't fucking think so. So afterwatching all of the characters very closely, my pick for a zombie BFF would either Glenn for his scavenging skills or Daryl for his silent crossbow. Oh, and this week... the scientist's brain samples that were destroyed in the fire? My prediction is they're going to back and try to find the recently turned Jim, to try and harvest his brain in hopes of alowing the CDC guy to continue hs research into a cure. And a hat tip to Jacqui for sticking to her guns and calling him out on his bite wound.

And by the way, of these fifty trivia questions, I only missed 3 (0-2-1-0-0).

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