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November 24, 2010 | |
Say NO. And then GO To A Safe Place. And Then TELL An Adult.Q. How many terrorists will it take to destroy America? More TSA crap: Adam Savage from Mythbusters walked though TSA's enhanced security measures carrying two 12-inch razors. My TSA Horror Story is a collection of stories from people who have survived being groped or scanned by the TSA, submitted by you. TSA officer suspected of kidnapping and assault. The official Don't Touch My Junk tshirt. TSA's nude scanners, former homeland security head Chertoff, and how our government works. On November 21, 2010, [thisguy] was allowed to enter the U.S. through an airport security checkpoint without being x-rayed or touched by a TSA officer. This post explains how. This female sex worker went through her TSA patdown while wearing see through lingerie, while this guy just decided to strip down to his underwear. Before the Junk Jokes: Airport Security Cartoons. "We have to search up your thighs and between your legs until we meet resistance," he explained. "Resistance?" I asked. "Your testicles," he explained. 'That's funny," I said, "because 'The Resistance' is the actual name I've given to my testicles." Body scanner makers doubled lobbying cash over the last five years. "She then felt around my waist. She then moved to the bottoms of my legs. She then felt my inner thighs and my vagina area, touching both of my labia." While I generally find Rush Limbaugh to be a raging douchebag, I have to give him the nod of approval on this . Annnnnnd finally, TSA Enhanced Pat Downs : The Screeners Point Of View. You're welcome. Q. What's the difference between a gay and a dead horse?
A Mexican accused of theft was appearing before the Judge. "Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What's more, he is only able to speak a few words of English." The Judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?" The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!" Maverick: Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby. And for no reason whatsoever, here are a bunch of bat cocks. forty-five pictures from inside a nuclear missile silo. |
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