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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 19, 2010

November 19, 2010

Hey Me Find My Car keys, And We'll Drive Out.

Here's a little bit of trivia to launch you into the weekend: if EHOWA were a country, it would be larger than the Federated States of Micronesia.

I love Danny McBride in Eastbound and Down, and I'm looking forward to season two. But you can't just up and transplant his character to medival times, and expect that shit to just work. One plus side though: Natalie Portman in a thong. Well, that and maybe a couple of one-liners. Magic, motherfucker.

Oh great Ernie, I've been a long time reader of your site (back from the stick figure days), and I was very glad to see you dedicate Tuesdays post to Staff Sergeant Guinta's Medal of Honor ceremony. As someone who currently lives in Spc. Guinta's hometown I was rather saddened to learn that you gave more respect to his heroic deeds than any of the news sources here. Unfortunately he was receiving more press in the days after the ceremony, but not from his doings, but because our ass-backwards, homophobic, worthless politicians are denouncing him and our nations highest military honor by saying it's been feminized by awarding it to someone for doing something trivial such as saving American lives. People like this have no business trying to make policy for the other 99.9% of Americans who aren't bat-shit crazy. Keep up the great work. Will

The only thing that surprised me about SSgt Guinta's Medal of Honor was the realization that what he did -- running out into enemy fire and pulling an exposed comrade back to safety -- hadn't been done by someone else over the last ten years. I would have thought that over that length of time -- ten years for Afghanistan and seven years for Iraq, totalling eighteen years of battle -- someone, somewhere would have performed a similar act of herosim, yes? No? Or do I just watch too much television?

what is with the cross eyes? It just makes it hard for me to take this story seriously. Paul

Not that you care, because that's not the point of the picture -- but the mountain with the hot lesbos in front of it is Half-Dome in Yosemite National Park. - Fil

With all the hot, smart ladies who are taking business into their own hands nowadays, we’re starting to think maybe the feminist movement wasn’t such a bad thing after all. There’s nothing sexier than an assertive woman – well, not much anyway. So join us now as we celebrate our enlightened age, and the pleasing aesthetics of the liberated, boner-fied beauties who run some of our country’s most important businesses. Dibs on the two hot sisters from Flirty Girls Fitness who teach pole dancing.

If this photo doesn't sum up American politics in swing of the bat, I don't know what does.

everything you've ever wanted to know about bras. with video. you're welcome.

old and busted: sharpie lamborghini. the new hotness: sharpie miata.

bull moose + french canadian + 12 pack of labatts blue = this.

scarlett johansson named gq's 2010 babe of the year.

irina shayk 2011 luli fama swimwear collection.