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Well Certainly Not Guccione, Apparently.

Wow, who knew mrs Cleaver would take so many with her?

Bad news folks: turns out that awesome trailer for Clowns, was a fan-made fake. This makes Bozo sad.

It is inevitable, and almost always hilarious unless it happens to you. In any random moment, while playing your favorite sport, you are susceptible to... like getting kicked in the nuts fifty times.the nut shot.

The protesters surrendered to the police, who in turn, surrendered to the protesters. Yes, it was a vicious cycle of cowardice when french oil workers defied the government’s demand Monday to get back to work and end fuel shortages, stepping up the fight against President Nicolas Sarkozy’s retirement reforms.

Nudity is seen as art in some cultures — and blasphemy in others. Nudity in movies isn’t anything new, but there is always fresh meat to be had, and a hungry populace to feed. There are many celebrities that have yet to go nude on screen, and back in April 2009 we visited a list of 20 of them. Here are 40 more gorgeous celebrities we’d love to go nude on the silver screen. Keep in mind, some of these beautiful ladies have let some cheek or side-boob show before, some even fell victim to the nip-slip here and there, usually unintentionally, so we’re not counting that. We’re talking full-frontal nudity here. Let’s get started, shall we? My vote is for my favorite Latina honey from My Name is Earl, Nadine Velazquez. Did you hear that guys, she loves me!

If there was ever the right time to knock Adriana Lima around the head with a croquet mallet (not to kill her you freak, just knock her out a little) and throw her into the back of your window-less van, then now would be that time. For she is wearing a bra that is comprised of a glittering constellation of white diamonds, topaz and sapphires. Weighing in at 142 carats of bejeweled exquisiteness, including 60 carats of white diamonds and 82 carats of topazes and sapphires, this one-of-a-kind bustier comes with an equally bombastic price tag: $2 million, to be exact!

how to spend $1 million in just over twelve minutes.

is your huge porn collection filling your external usb drive? how about 70tb?

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