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Discovery Channel Producers: You crab boat captains work for us. So take a big step back and literally fuck your own face. Captain Sig and the Hillstrand brothers: Uhhh, fuck you, we quit. Discover Channel Producers: Nah, we was just playin. It's cool, right? Right? Guys? Guys. No, c'mon seriously. Guys. Guys? So now the former Discover guys are out wasting a perfectly good dixiecups, and apparently Deadliest Catch will continue for at least two more seasons. I know, famous last words, right? Which, by the way I think the best last words belong to Slim Pickens from Dr Strangelove. And as expected, Keith Colburn continues to be a raging pussybag ever since Jonathan pushed him down and took his lunch money..

Old and busted Discovery Channel stuff: Ice Road Truckers. The new hotness: Ice Road Fuckers. On a somewhat related note, I did a "Lisa Kelly Topless" search and this was the best that came up. Not even any decent fakes? Dammit.

During their playing careers these women drew attention for being hot and and talented at their sport. Now in retirement, they're still catching eyes and turning heads. Just because they've retired doesn't mean that they've lost their looks. Don't believe me? Catch up with Anna Bessonova or Mia Hamm and you can see for yourself.

Hey remember that soft Corinthian leather that Ricardo Montalban was raving about? Well it took me a long time but I finally found some. It does look pretty soft.

Lucky for you, this next game challenge isn't rocket science. No wait, actually yes it is. Drag, drop and rotate various rockets with your mouse in order to collect all the planets. Put your thinking cap on though, this can get a tad tricky. I am working on level 16.

Booze can sure lead to doing some dumb shit. For example Shannon Michelle Wilsey – better known as porn star Savannah – drove home from a party in the early hours of July 11th, 1994. A friend, Jason Swing, was in the car with her and both were drunk. Not far from her home, Wilsey lost control of her Corvette, swerved off the road and smashed through a fence, hitting a tree stuffed moose. Her face was cut and she had broken her nose. When Swing and Wilsey arrived at her home, the porn star asked her friend to take her Rottweiler and inspect the damage she had caused. After he left, Wilsey shot herself in the head with a 9mm handgun. A police investigation found many causes for her suicide. Depression, drug abuse, IRS debts and failed relationships all added up. Her facial injuries were the final straw. Personally, i think she killed herself because it came to light that she used to date Pauly Shore.

the best cheerleader pics from nfl week five.

born to ride: 10 bikes that will take you from chump to champ.

do not talk shit about this black girl. apparently she is very hard of hearing.