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September 22, 2010 | |||
I Can Assure You That Bugs At 75MPH Hurt Like A Motherfucker.Attention fellow motorcycle riders: particularly you cruiser guys. Each year Victory Motorcycles loads up three tractor-trailers with their latest and great models, and tours the country, stopping off at different dealers each day. Once there, they set up all the bikes and offer free demo rides. And when I say demo ride, I don't mean, "have fun riding around the parking lot," I mean demo ride like, "here is the key, see you in an hour or so." Unfortunately they're not coming down by me this year, but for those of you near one of the scheduled destinations, it's a great day of free riding. When I did go last year, I made it out on five different bikes, and literally pissed my pants from having so much fun. Factory reps also passed out $1,000 vouchers in case you happen to be bitten by the new bike bug. Just food for thought. Shit, if nothing else, it's a great way to kill a day. Old and busted: Steve Miller, The Gangster of Love. The new hotness: Steve Miller, The Gangster of Divorce. It's been awhile since we had a game challenge, hasn't it? So this morning I figured what the fuck and set out for a new game, paying particular attention to sequels to games that I've featured previously since I know they do well. And what did I find? Polygon Reloaded. L:ike the original, you're going to need two hands for this one... your left hand on the keyboard for movement and your right hand on the mouse for aiming. Remember to use your spacebar when things get shitty, as it 'slows down time'. So what's the score to beat? That would be 129,300 on the wave level.
From Grand Theft Orgy to Quantum Deep to Whorecraft, one of the most enduring sub-genres of quality pornography has always been the porn parody – paying homage to (and, ahem, cashing in on) mainstream media franchises for some naughty, hardcore action. At very least, it’s not another installment of the Scary Movie franchise. As a rule, if people are talking or acting then it doesn’t quite count as proper pornography in my book – however, for these upmarket efforts, we’ll make an exception! Here are the best porn movie titles based on original feature films. By the way, I got dibs on San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon, and you can have Raiders of the Lost Arse because I'm pretty sure that last one is gay.
This blond beauty here is Danish glamour model Malene Espensen, she’s the face and body of Big D peanuts (their awesome slogan is ‘big and delicious’), which are sold in the UK. She has regularly appeared in British men's mags such as FHM and Loaded as well as the Playboy Special Editions magazine. Malene has appeared on Page Three of various English national newspapers such as the Sun and making many appearances in the Daily Star. Ironically, D-sized nuts are small potatoes next to Malene's, which are size FF. P.S. I love you Malene.
Old and busted: stealing plants on your way to get a Paris Hilton special. The new hotness: stealing disability scooters to ride and get your Lady Gaga special. i'll take two mastercards and a visa, please. twenty-four pictures of babes eating. you're welcome, fatty. now reggie bush is injured: are kim kardashian's ex-boyfriends cursed? their planes and their courage was all that stood between britain and nazi domination. |
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