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May 1, 2009

MTV Ain't The Only One Who Can Go Unplugged.

So I think I'm going to do it. I think I'm going to take the gamble, have my cable television disconnected and just watch everything online. I remember the first time I plugged in my Tivo and thought, "How the hell did I watch television before this?" Only now I find myself saying the same thing about Hulu. Sure, some people have a few complaints because they make you watch the occasional commercial, but is that really that big of a deal? I mean you're already sitting at your fucking computer so when the commercial comes on, go check your fucking email or something. I'm sure the Hulu guys would definitely kick your ass if they knew you were doing that, but who cares? It'll help me stay afloat in this tough economy and free up funds for more important stuff, like whores.

Currently infecting the most people in the Swine Flu game is the super villian Matt with 4,035 points, followed closely by both Andy and Steve, both of whom are tied at 4,020. Thus if you keep coming up short and can't break 4,000 points, you've got no excuse so keep trying!

"President Obama met with Queen Elizabeth. He was the 11th U.S. President the Queen has met with, and the first one where she spent the entire meeting clutching her purse." --Bill Maher

Interesting photo....what's more important, Martin Luther King day or the new carpet? See ya, RD

Look out behind you, it's Jewverine! So this is the summer for big sci-fi blockbusters, including the hotly anticipated Terminator and the slightly-spoiled Wolverine movie. While we wait with baited breath to see how these films battle it out at the box office, I can't help but wonder... Who would win if they battled it out in real life - the Terminator or Wolverine?

Start your weekend off right -- so sit back, relax, pop a few beers and piss yourself laughing as you watch six and a half minutes of the Best of Kenny Fucking Powers who most certainly does not drive this Corvette Z06.

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a label can tell you there are 39 grams of sugar in your soda, but what does that much sugar look like?