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July 4, 2015

By The Rocket's Red Glare, Happy Independence Day, Motherfuckers!

your independence day weekend boob dump: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten - eleven - twelve

July 3, 2015

Tomorrow Is The Big Day People, 239 years of Kicking Ass And Taking Names.

Fifty-six delegates to the Second Continental Congress in Philadelphia signed the United States Declaration of Independence, a statement announcing that the thirteen American colonies then at war with Great Britain were now independent states, and thus no longer a part of the British Empire. Although the wording of the Declaration was approved by Congress on July 4, 1776, the date of its signing has been disputed. Most historians have concluded that it was signed nearly a month after its adoption, on August 2, 1776, and not on July 4 as is commonly believed.

Fifty-six delegates eventually signed the Declaration. Massachusetts: John Hancock (President of Congress), Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry. New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton. Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery. Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott. New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris. New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark. Pennsylvania: Benjamin Franklin, Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross. Delaware: George Read, Caesar Rodney, Thomas McKean. Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll. Virginia: Thomas Jefferson, George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton. North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn. South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton., Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, and George Walton.

The most famous signature on the engrossed copy is that of John Hancock, who, as President of Congress, presumably signed first. Hancock's large, flamboyant signature became iconic, and John Hancock emerged in the United States as an informal synonym for "signature". Two future presidents, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, were among the signatories. Edward Rutledge (age 26) was the youngest signer, and Benjamin Franklin (age 70) was the oldest signer.

exercise and cherish your constitutionally guaranteed right to keep and bear arms! just do it frugally.

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July 2, 2015

Finally, Some Truth In Advertising.

Every year over a hundred Brown Bears descend on a mile long stretch of Brooks River to feast on the largest Sockeye Salmon run in the world. This is exclusive LIVE footage from Alaska's Brooks River in Katmai National Park.

The Palestine Police Department in Texas has released video taken by the officers' body cameras during the May 31 shooting of 47-year-old James D. Bushey of Elkhart. The video of each officers' camera shows Sgt. Gabriel Green and patrol officer Kaylynn Griffin went into the restroom and found Bushey hiding in a stall. Later in each of the videos, Bushey is escorted out of the restaurant where Green attempts to control Bushey. Griffin has her Taser gun ready to fire at Bushey when she sees a gun in his hand. You can view each of the officers bodycam footage here: Sgt. Gabriel Green and Ofc. Kaylynn Griffin. Let that serve as a gentle reminder that people are fucking crazy out there. So in case you missed it, the Taurus PT111 Millenium Pro G2 is back for $189, plus another $10 for shipping. That's a brand new 12 round 9mm CCW handgun for under $200 shipped to your FFL. Do it, do it.

Vintage clothing is a generic term for garments originating from a previous era. Typically in the United States, vintage clothing shops can be found clustered in college towns and artsy neighborhoods of cities. Sizing is a major factor - in most locations in the United States, the majority of the population would be unable to find vintage clothing that fits. In the United States, due to changes in clothing sizes, vintage sizes often are smaller than the corresponding contemporary size. For example a garment from the 1970s labeled as Medium (M) might be similar in size to a 2010s Extra Small (XS). As obesity was relatively uncommon prior to the 1980s, larger sizes are typically rare. Any chance you can find where to buy that t-shirt?

Good afternoon dude. The LA Weekly is a free publication in Los Angeles. This was a recent article put out on their website. I know you and your fans are big BTTF fans. Thought you and they would dig this. Go Padres! Eric R

Hey Ernie. I can't pass a "you won't get it challenge" up. I figure it's this package right here. keep 'em coming, always interesting. Ray

There are two types of people in this world, Eric. Those who love Back To The Future, and dickheads. Glad to see you're on our side. And if I'm not mistaken, I think all these blue pipes on the other side of the field are part of a playground? I sure would like to be a kid again... so where am I headed to if I wanted to get in a little time on the monkeybars?

Current UFC Bantamweight champion and all around uber-hottie Ronda Rousey? That bitch can hold a grudge, and I would NOT want to be on the receiving end of that shit.

Hi Ernie, I've been working in my own time on a little game to help support my friend's new album. It's a retro 8 bit platform game where you use the cursor keys to guide the hero through 11 levels. Each level features music from the album so it sounds great and I think it plays great too! Would be awesome if you could feature Flash Atkins Hero on your site for a few days and help support an up and coming band in the UK! Let me know what you think. Thanks, Paul

The game from "Look, I am not playing any games, Mister. Seriously, I'm not a big game player anymore, so I have no idea what game is playing on this portable television. Any idea? " is Skyrim. Gerald

Looks like the lady has herself one of The Elder Scrolls games, most likely Skyrim. I wonder if she likes Aela the Huntress from the game? Patrick

OKAY, HERE'S A MATH PROBLEM: A car travels northbound at a velocity of 55 miles per hour. At the same time and ten miles north of the car's starting point, a common sparrow flies south at 23.92 miles per hour (derived from 38.5 kph). How far will the sparrow travel before it meets the car?

Usually I hate to link The Blaze and their very clickbait'ey headlines but.... anti-police activists were set to burn the American flag at a New York City park Wednesday evening, but their plans seemingly changed when dozens of bikers and veterans came out to counter protest. While most urged for peace, several bikers threatened violence toward anyone who would burn the American flag. “We're here to fuck up tiny liberal punks.” TROLOLOLOLOL!

July 1, 2015

Brothers Don't Shake Hands. Brothers Gotta Hug.

You know, I'm not ashamed to admit it. I'm genuinely looking forward to I Am Chris Farley. And if you're not? Well fuck you, too.

Rainbows were seemingly everywhere last week: all over social media, the White House and even in the sky during the closing moments of the Grateful Dead‘s first 50th anniversary reunion show on June 27.

Zachary Ben Hample is an American sports writer and Major League baseball collector ball hawk best known for having collected more than 8,000 baseballs from major league ballparks in America. Hample is also the guy who caught A-Rod's 3,000th hit and since snagging the lucky ball he's been dogged by people threatening to beat the shit out of him for not returning the ball to the Yankees roider. But there is a payoff to all these death threats -- he's been hanging out with porn star Lisa Ann.

Here in the United States, most of our juices are packages in plastic jugs with built in handles; juice boxes, as we know them, are reserved for small personal servings. Which is why I'm betting dimes to donuts that no one will be able to identify what brand of drink this Russian girl has just opened up. Hell, I'll even give you a second glimpse of the box.

You've probably gotten a lot of replies already, but in case everyone else is napping, she's ready The DaVinci Code. Gregg

The Book She's Reading Is... The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown. Glad to help. Marc, Ottawa, Canada

Look, I am not playing any games, Mister. Seriously, I'm not a big game player anymore, so I have no idea what game is playing on this portable television. Any idea?

EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM: This morning as I completed my morning ritual: coffee, crap, computer, and after checking my ammo alerts, stumbled across some deals on .22lr that had just been posted. Normally with an order like that, you get buttfucked on shipping charges, but Cabelas had a coupon for $5 shipping so I managed to scoop up 1,525 rounds for $107 shipped to my door. Not the world's most terrific price... somewhere in the neighborhood of $0.05/round woudl have been better than the $0.07 I paid, but accounting for supply and demand, that's not too shabby. In fact, the scarcity of .22 is one of the reasons why there is such a strong demand for 9mm right now.

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