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Check this out. Two sick dogs walk into a human hospital and end up getting the medical care they desperately need. It may sound bizarre, but it happened Friday at Christus Spohn Shoreline. That's right; like a boss.

Winklepickers are a style of shoe or boot worn from the 1950s onward by male and female British rock and roll fans. The feature which gives both the boot and shoe their name is the very sharp and quite long pointed toe, reminiscent of medieval footwear and approximately the same as the long pointed toes on some women's high fashion shoes and boots in the late 2000s. The pointed toe was called the winkle picker toe because in England periwinkle snails or winkles are or were a popular seaside snack, which is eaten using a pin or other pointed object to carefully extract the soft parts out of the coiled shell, hence the phrase: "to winkle something out", and from that, winklepickers as a humorous name for shoes with a very pointed tip.

Skyy Blue is a malt beverage made by the owner of SKYY Vodka, Gruppo Campari of Milan, Italy. It is available in countries such as Mexico, Australia and Brazil. When SKYY Spirits LLC first launched in 1992 SKYY vodka was its first product; its creator, Maurice Kanbar, claims the vodka is nearly congener-free due to its distillation process. Actual production and bottling of the product was outsourced to Frank-Lin Distillers Products in San Jose, California. Bulk ethanol is delivered in railroad tank cars to Frank-Lin's railroad siding near the San Jose rail yards. The ethanol is mixed with filtered and deionized water, flavoring is added, and the product is bottled using a 42-head US Bottlers Machinery Company filling machine to ensure uniform product level. The bottle is a cobalt blue with a plastic label.

It's that time of year again — Sports Illustrated is releasing their swimsuit issue, and the cover girl this time around is the vuluptous Kate Upton! In leaked photos obtained by TMZ, fans got a sneak peek at the 19-year-old beauty who appeared in 2011?s issue (which was covered by Irina Shayk) and was named Rookie of the Year, but this time around, it's all about her. Millions are bound to be talking about Kate and her beyond sexy cover, so Celebuzz decided to put together a little guide on what you need to know about Ms. Upton.

Learn how to float, as well as improve your swimming technique, with a swim belt. This device features a strap that snaps around your waist and features between two to four blocks made out of foam. The foam blocks provide buoyancy and stability and may be removed as swimming and fitness levels increase. Adjusting the foam around the body allows the child to swim on his/her back or stomach. The foam blocks may be gradually removed from the belt as the swimmer gains confidence in the water. It might also be used during water aerobics.

An improbable celebrity in many ways, Kim Kardashian nonetheless has proven to have staying power. Obviously, Kim had a leg up to start, coming from a wealthy and semi-famous family, but she masterfully spun that silver spoon into a personal brand that's certainly made her millions. A sex tape, latching onto Paris Hilton, and having an ass that everyone wants to talk about all go a long way. We don't mind though, if we have to have reality shows and people who are mostly famous for being famous, they should at least have the good decency to look like Kim Kardashian.

Mealworms are the larval form of the mealworm beetle, Tenebrio molitor, a species of darkling beetle. Like all holometabolic insects, they go through four life stages: egg, larva, pupa, and adult. Mealworms are typically used as a food source for reptile, fish, and avian pets. They are also provided to wild birds in bird feeders, particularly during the nesting season, when birds are raising their young and appreciate a ready food supply. Mealworms are high in protein, which makes them especially useful as a food source. They are also commonly used for fishing bait. They can be purchased at most pet stores and bait shops, and are available via mail order or internet suppliers (by the thousand). Mealworms are typically sold in a container with bran or oatmeal for food. When rearing mealworms, commercial growers incorporate a juvenile hormone into the feeding process to keep the mealworm in the larval stage and achieve an abnormal length of 2 cm or greater.

"The Raven" is a narrative poem by American writer Edgar Allan Poe, first published in January 1845. It is often noted for its musicality, stylized language, and supernatural atmosphere. It tells of a talking raven's mysterious visit to a distraught lover, tracing the man's slow descent into madness. The lover, often identified as being a student, is lamenting the loss of his love, Lenore. Sitting on a bust of Pallas, the raven seems to further instigate his distress with its constant repetition of the word "Nevermore". The poem makes use of a number of folk and classical references.

Human breasts are 100 percent unique. If you were into animals in a sexual way, you wouldn't be able to find any with boobs unless they were lactating -- only human women don't go back to flat-chestedness when they're off milk duty. True, gravity and age will eventually take their toll, but barring disease or a tragic mammogram/waffle iron mix-up, a woman's breasts are there to stay. You see most mammals have protruding snouts that jut out like tobacco-dipping animal hillbillies. They were made that way. Humans, not so much. Try this little experiment: Staple a rubber nipple to a wall and try to suck it. It doesn't work, does it? Not just because you're suckling a wall, but because your nose is smooshed against a flat surface. So the theory is that as humans evolved flatter faces to offset our huge brains during labor, women evolved bigger bosoms to reach their babies' little tiny mouths.

Well, since it looks exactly like your daughter, then I'd also like to point out Gallery #1, Gallery #2 and Gallery #3. Sorry, no #5 but wow this photo would have been a great lead in about telephone keypads. NOW GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND.

Traditionally, a wooden keg is made by a cooper used to transport items such as nails, gunpowder, and a variety of liquids. More recently, a keg is often constructed of aluminum or steel. It is commonly used to store, transport, and serve beer. A beer keg has a single opening on one end. A tube called a "spear" extends from the opening to the other end. There is a self-closing valve that is opened by the coupling fitting which is attached when the keg is tapped. There is also an opening at the top of the spear that allows gas (usually carbon dioxide) to drive the beer out of the keg. The coupling fitting has one or two valves that control the flow of beer out of and gas into the keg. The keg must be in the upright position, that is, with the opening on top for the beer to be dispensed. Beer kegs are made of stainless steel, or less commonly, of aluminium. Kegs can be contrasted to casks, which have two or more openings and no spear.

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old and busted: draining cow abscess in 2009. the new hotness: draining cow abecsss in 2012

the first minute of all the james bond films shown at once

Where Is Erpic Beard Man When You Need Him.

The original screen ratio for television broadcasts was 4:3. When preparing a film that was originally intended to be displayed in widescreen for television broadcast the material was often edited with the sides truncated, using a technique called pan and scan. Widescreen images are a variety of aspect ratios used in film, television and computer screens. In film, a widescreen film is any film image with a width-to-height aspect ratio greater than the standard 1.37:1 Academy aspect ratio provided by 35mm film. For television, the original screen ratio for broadcasts was 4:3. In the 2000s, 16:9 TV displays came into wide use. They are typically used in conjunction with high-definition television (HDTV) receivers, or Standard-Definition (SD) DVD players and other digital television sources.

One of the most often overlooked benefits of in-wall speakers is much reduced diffraction. This reduction of early reflections helps both the imaging (localization of the phantom images created by multichannel audio) and the tonality (timbre) of a speaker system. The other benefit of an in-wall mounting is that the in-wall mounting takes the guess work out of the speaker voicing (so called baffle step) by giving very predictable low frequency behavior for the half space (2 pi) mounting of the wall. A free standing wall speaker, depending on the distance from the rear wall and side walls has a complex interference of their direct and reflected sound, causing dips in the response around 200 Hz, the so called "Allison effect".

AC power plugs and sockets are devices for removably connecting electrically operated devices to the power supply. Electrical plugs and sockets differ by country in voltage and current rating, shape, size and type of connectors. The types used in each country are set by national standards. France, Belgium, Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia and some other countries have standardized on a round plug with two round pins measuring 4.8 by 19 mm, spaced 19 mm apart and with a hole for the socket's ground pin. This standard will also accept Europlugs and CEE 7/17 plugs. Sockets are installed with the earth pin upwards. Although the plug is polarised, there is no universally observed standard for connecting the live and neutral. CEE 7/5 plugs are not compatible with the CEE 7/4 socket because grounding in the CEE 7/5 socket is effected by a round male pin permanently mounted in the socket.

It is no secret that some sports uniforms can be just downright ugly, but when these hot female athletes get into their outfits, they tend to be anything but that. After all, have you ever met a man who didn't enjoy a little camel toe in his daily dose of sports?

RIU Hotels & Resorts is a hotel chain founded by the Riu family as a small holiday firm in 1953[citation needed]. The RIU Hotels & Resorts chain is still owned by the Riu family's third generation[citation needed]. Many of the hotels offer an all-inclusive board basis. RIU Hotels & Resorts has more than 100 hotels in 19 countries with 23,400 employees across the chain. RIU Hotels & Resorts was ranked the world's 27th ranked chain.

Conventional wisdom says get a dog for home defense. This mom had two, including a 200-pound English Mastiff, that the intruders were able to lock in a bathroom. Having neither a mind capable of tactical thought nor hands with which to open a door, the dogs proved useless. "I started calling 911. I called five times. They kept hanging up on me." Then enter her son's .22 rifle.

A storm drain is designed to drain excess rain and ground water from paved streets, parking lots, sidewalks, and roofs. Storm drains vary in design from small residential dry wells to large municipal systems. They are fed by street gutters on most motorways, freeways and other busy roads, as well as towns in areas which experience heavy rainfall, flooding and coastal towns which experience regular storms.

Here is the professor in question, who by the way, has earned a chili pepper for being considered hot.

When you say Star Wars, most people think of galaxies far far away. But all these exotic planets from the movies were filmed on earth. Four of the Star Wars movies were partially filmed in southern Tunisia (the planet Tatooine in the movies) and the good thing is that many of the locations are still in relative good state.

Loathed wherever they go, parasitic worms are some of the animal kingdom's true lowlifes. They feed off living hosts, sapping them of energy and nutrients while causing a range of horrible diseases. After worming their way into people's lives, particularly in developing countries, these suckers can lie undetected for months or even years. They just take, take, take, and when they reveal themselves, gracious me, are they hideous creatures to lay your eyes on! Here are five of the worst known to eat us humans from the inside out – but try to be good hosts as we welcome in the parasitic worms. Get it? Good hosts. Get it? Get it?!

Undertow is a subsurface flow of water returning seaward from shore as result of wave action. This type of shore current can play a role in material deposition such as creating sand bars. Undertows are below-surface rushes of water returning to sea after the water comes ashore as breaking waves. If there is an area under the waves where water can flow back out to sea more easily (such as a break in a sand bar) then a narrow rip current can form. If however there is no weak point in the surf line, then the water that has run up onto the beach simply flows back out to sea under the waves, forming a simple undertow. There is a popular misconception that the undertow is responsible for many drownings by somehow pulling people vertically down, so that they are then held under the water surface. While people can drown in any body of water, even a puddle, undertow itself is relatively harmless.

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vega choir's cover of 'creep' set to visuals of charlie brown

question: is it possible to fill a whole room of a house with water? answer: no

ever wonder what it's like to be in a race car, crash and have the car catch on fire? yeah, me too.

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interactive sliding scale: the scale of the universe 2

7 theories about time travel that would make poor doc brown's fucking head explode

25 hottest celebrity babes dressed as french maids

remember: walking dead returns tomorrow night! perfect weapon: masterpiece arms grimreaper mpa930t

adjustable height chair - this cap is on too tight - condesa crews only - curved bathroom mirror

now seriously, when you're trying to suntan who the hell lays right on hard rock?

no way i'd piss here - pink is the color of the day - please no pictures sir - i bet this girl is racist

Two In The Pink, One In The Stink... And Two In The Red?

The M1911 is a single-action, semi-automatic, magazine-fed, and recoil-operated handgun chambered for the .45 ACP cartridge. John M. Browning designed the firearm which was the standard-issue side arm for the United States armed forces from 1911 to 1985. The M1911 is still carried by some U.S. forces. It was widely used in World War I, World War II, the Korean War, and the Vietnam War. The M1911 is the best-known of John Browning's designs to use the short recoil principle in its basic design. Besides the pistol being widely copied itself, this operating system rose to become the preeminent type of the 20th century and of nearly all modern centerfire pistols. It is popular with civilian shooters in competitive events such as USPSA, IDPA, International Practical Shooting Confederation, and Bullseye shooting. Compact variants are popular civilian concealed carry weapons, because of the design's inherent slim width and the power of the .45 ACP cartridge, as this angry father demonstrates. Kudos to you, dad!

A fire escape is a special kind of emergency exit, usually mounted to the outside of a building or occasionally inside but separate from the main areas of the building. It provides a method of escape in the event of a fire or other emergency that makes the stairwells inside a building inaccessible. Fire escapes are most often found on multiple-story residential buildings, such as apartment buildings. A fire escape consists of a number of horizontal platforms, one at each story of a building, with ladders or stairs connecting them. The platform and stairs are usually open steel gratings, to prevent the buildup of ice, snow, and leaves. At one time, they were a very important aspect of fire safety for all new construction in urban areas; more recently, however, they have fallen out of common use.

The sports teams at the University of Kansas (KU), in Lawrence, Kansas, are known as the Jayhawks. KU is one of three schools in the state of Kansas that participate in NCAA Division I. The Jayhawks are also a member of the Big 12 Conference. University of Kansas athletic teams have won ten NCAA Division I championships, including three in men's basketball, one in men's cross country, three in men's indoor track and field, and three in men's outdoor track and field. Kansas first fielded a women's basketball team during the 1968–1969 season, although the team's best post-season result was a Sweet Sixteen appearance in 1998.

Speaking of sports ladies, I'm a big fan of Gina Carano -- her fighting anyway, her acting leaves a bit lot to be desired. But in that regard, really who isn't a fan of this? And I used to think she was the exception to the rule -- you know, the only feminine fighter out there in a sea of women like this who look like they eat several bowls of cocks each morning. But turns out I'm wrong. Carano's not the only sexy female MMA fighter out there. There are a number of other fighters who possess both skill inside the ring and beauty outside of it. And we would be remiss if we didn't educate you about these other sexy MMA women. Therefore, here is a list of 11 hot MMA fighters NOT named Gina Carano, starting with Ginele Marquez from Orange County. California, not the choppers. BTW, dibs on Meisha Tate (on the right).

And the whole Tom-Brady-Lost-His-Second-Superbowl-To-Eli-Manning thing? Yeah, boo hoo, cry me a river. He gets to go home, and bang Gisels on top of the $150 million pile of money she made last year.

And this ladies and gentelemen, is why you don't kneel down over a strange dog and stick your nose in a fucking dog's face, especially one that's just had the living shit scared out of it a few hours earlier.

The Saharan silver ant is one of the most heat-tolerant land animals in the world. In fact, the only creatures that can survive higher temperatures are worms that live around boiling hydrothermal vents on the bottom of the ocean. This ant's only predator is a type of desert lizard, so to protect themselves they go out during the absolute hottest part of the day in one of the most searing environments on Earth where no organism could possibly survive. Scurrying as fast as their little legs can carry them across scalding sands that can be over 150 degrees Fahrenheit, these critters are fighting against the clock. They can only forage while in the blazing heat and they can only survive for a few moments before they fry, so they have to get out, find the food and get the fuck back as soon as possible. But it's not just the fires of hell where ants can survive; another type of ant, Polyrhachis sokolova, is the world's only known aquatic ants, which means they can both swim and build underwater lairs, just like all of your favorite supervillains. Living in the mangroves along the Australian coast, these ants have cleverly designed their hives so that, when the tide comes in and completely covers the hive with water, the ants can survive in little pockets of air stationed throughout the hive. No other air-breathing creature on Earth can build an aquatic home except humans.

Nestlé Crunch is the name of a chocolate bar made of milk chocolate with crisped rice mixed in, produced by Nestlé. Its current slogan is, "For the Kid in You." It was first introduced in 1937. Nestlé has recently discontinued the traditional packaging technique of wrapping the bar in aluminum foil, sleeved inside a blue paper label, in favor of more conventional packaging practices. The chocolate bar can now commonly be found in a single-ply inner metallised boPET polyester film, typical of convenience foods packaging.

A watch is a small timepiece, typically worn either on the wrist or attached on a chain and carried in a pocket, with wristwatches being the most common type of watch used today. Most inexpensive and medium-priced watches used mainly for timekeeping are electronic watches with quartz movements. Expensive, collectible watches valued more for their workmanship and aesthetic appeal than for simple timekeeping, often have purely mechanical movements and are powered by springs, even though mechanical movements are less accurate than more affordable quartz movements. Metal watch bands with removeable links can often be adjusted at the clasp to change the length. Simply take the spring bar out and put it through one of the other pre-drilled holes.

People alarmed by Ultimate Fighting are sure to be shocked by Ultimate Tazer Ball, a new game in which players use stun guns to floor their opponents. Its backers say the game will develop into an exciting sport of the future. Although the league has yet to play an official game, Ultimate Tazer Ball has a website touting four teams, and video of players dashing around an indoor soccer field and zapping the shit out of each other with hand-held stun guns. The guns are not as powerful as the type used by police, but can still produce a painful shock.

Back in 2004, a flip on skis gone tragically wrong broke Josh Dueck's back and left him as a T11 -- full paraplegic. For the past 8 years one of his dreams has been to do a flip on snow again. On February 3, 2012, Josh became the first person to perform a backflip in a sit-ski. Although let's be honest, when they started talking about safety, I was like why?

Now really, what kind of a civil engineer would put power lines this close to the open shore? That's just stupid.

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old and busted: ear wax removal. the new hotness: ear fungus removal

chaitén - the chilean town engulfed by a volcanic mudflow

It's The Darkroom Where Satan Develops His Negatives.

William Gary Busey, best known as Gary Busey, is an American film and stage actor, and artist. On December 4, 1988, Busey was severely injured in a motorcycle accident in which he was not wearing a helmet. His skull was fractured, and doctors feared he suffered permanent brain damage. At the recommendation of Dr. Drew Pinsky, Busey was seen by psychiatrist Dr. Charles Sophy. Sophy suspected that Busey's brain injury has had a greater effect on him than realized. He described it as essentially weakening his mental "filters" and causing him to speak and act impulsively. Sophy recommended Busey take a medication called Depakote (valproic acid), to which Busey agreed. Despite appearing in over 70 feature films -- some some quite normal -- a shout out to Julio Iglesias by the way -- and some not so normal, Busey recently filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy Tuesday, revealing debts that far outweigh his assets. In court papers, the actor indicates that he has $50,000 or less in assets, while his liabilities are somewhere in the $500,000 to $1 million range. And it was on Jimmy Kimmel Live where Gary exposed his plans to become a meat seeking missile. And in case you need a refresher, this is the Meatloaf blowup he was talking about, although this is how I choose to remember Meatloaf. You know what FEAR stands for? It stands for 'False Evidence Appearing Real.' It's the darkroom where Satan develops his negatives. YEAH!

Anyway, it seems Symphony is a beatable game since several people have done so, the first of which was Jim, followed a few hours later by Matt, and then later in the evening David and Eric. And when I say David and Eric and don't mean David and Eric like David-and-Eric because that would be, you know. And then of course that'll lead to some big boycott that even Bill O'Reilly can't uderstand and that'll lead me to visiting the One Million Moms (actually 40,500 moms) Facebook page and leaving this. I know, pretty un-fucking-believable, right?

Pajamas, also spelled pyjamas (see also spelling differences) and often shortened to PJs, can refer to several related types of clothing. The original paijama are loose, lightweight trousers fitted with drawstring waistbands and worn in South and West Asia by both sexes. In many English-speaking nations, pajamas are loose-fitting, two-piece garments derived from the original garment and worn chiefly for sleeping, but sometimes also for lounging, also by both sexes. More generally, pajamas may refer to several garments, for both daywear and nightwear, derived from traditional pajamas and involving variations of style and material. According to a 2004 United States survey, 13% of men wear pajamas or nightgowns for sleeping, whereas 31% wear underwear and another 31% sleep nude. Among women, 55% wear pajamas or nightgowns -- a statistic I disagree with -- which were counted under the same option.

Most of our favorite celebrities are smokin' hot babes that are almost impossible to look away from, but they weren't always gorgeous starlets with ridiculously amazing bodies. Whether performing in children's competitions or simply attending the local school, every one of these Hollywood lovelies had to start out somewhere — as a kid. Some of them were super cute, while others may shock you with a unibrow or goofy smile delusive of the sexy celeb they would become later in life. Here's a look at 34 stars long before they became delectable babes and one unfortunate bonus... cough... cough... Catherine Zeta Jones...cough.

Black History Month is a national annual observance for remembrance of important people and events in the history of the African diaspora. It is celebrated annually in the United States and Canada in February and the United Kingdom in the month of October. The remembrance originated in 1926 by historian Carter G. Woodson as "Negro History Week". Woodson chose the second week of February because it marked the birthdays of two Americans who greatly influenced the lives and social condition of African Americans: former President Abraham Lincoln and abolitionist and former slave Frederick Douglass.

(Sorry Mike - this looked like the real stuff!) Nitrous oxide (N2O) is a chemical compound used as an oxidizing agent to increase an internal combustion engine's power output by allowing more fuel to be burned than would normally be the case. Nitrous is often used as an abbreviation for nitrous oxide, also referred to as NOS. The term NOS is derived from the initials of the company name Nitrous Oxide Systems, one of the pioneering companies in the development of nitrous oxide injection systems for automotive performance use. For street use, nitrous oxide is stored as a liquid in blue bottles, but because of its low boiling point it vaporizes easily when released to atmosphere. When injected into an inlet manifold, this characteristic causes a reduction in air/fuel charge temperature with an associated increase in density, thereby increasing the cylinder's volumetric efficiency.

Since Steven Spielberg had to be a fucking douchebag and drop the Nazis as the defacto villains in the Indiana Jones movies, the producers of Iron Sky decided to pick up where he left off. Bonus: A-10 Warthog's and President Sarah Palin!

So if you're an ATF agent and you allow straw purchases of AK/AR style assault rifles to the Mexican cartels, what do you get? You get a promotion! if you're an everyday regular citizen and you allow straw purchases of AK/AR style assault rifles to the Mexican cartels, what do you get? You get 47 and 82 months in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!

Peroni Brewery is a brewing company founded in Vigevano in Lombardia, Italy in 1846. It is now based in Rome and is owned by SABMiller. The company's main brand in Italy is Peroni (4.7% ABV) a pale lager sometimes known as Peroni Red in export markets, but it is probably best known worldwide for its premium lager Nastro Azzurro (5.1% ABV), which was the thirteenth best-selling beer in the United Kingdom in 2010. Peroni is the Peroni company's original brand, and the best selling pale lager in Italy. It is 4.7% abv, and is made with barley malt, corn grits, hop pellets and hop extract. Served in 12 ounce green bottles, Peroni had become the brand of beer most recognized throughout the Italian peninsula.

Glass recycling is the process of turning waste glass into usable products. Glass waste should be separated by chemical composition, and then, depending on the end use and local processing capabilities, might also have to be separated into different colors. Many recyclers collect different colors of glass separately since glass retains its color after recycling. The most common types used for consumer containers are colorless glass, green glass, and brown/amber glass. Every metric ton (1,000 kg) of waste glass recycled into new items saves 315 kilograms(693 pounds) of carbon dioxide from being released into the atmosphere during the creation of new glass. Glass that is crushed and ready to be remelted is called cullet.

a gallery of 15 sexy chicks in sports bras

cooling towers sueprised by their own demise. you're welcome.

looks like weeds' ticky tacky little boxes - the beautiful geometry of suburbia from above