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August 19, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

USS Wisconsin BB-64 They don't make them like this anymore
i love you more than...
this is hope. hope has a tumor.
Frontal sinus mucocele extraction via bicoronal flap procedure
well they say boxers are supposed to be smart dogs
so how much force do hurricane winds produce?
US Military Eyes New Mini-Nukes for 21st-Century Deterrence
sign me up for the anti-diet diet club
Rescuer Ducks and Dodges Helicopter Rotors In Austrian Recue Accident
Dislocated shoulder with no cell service and no experience
anyone for some rock climbing?
Stray dog walks into a yard and then collapses.
lowe's truck blows through a red light with disasterous results
boaters rescue a drowning squirrel
Target racist Lady Meltdown
welcome to social activism 2017
a game about squares
professional surfer Ellie Jean Coffey
They said he could hit it into the trees ...
A chill cop keeps his cool when dealing with an aggressive man

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Dillion Carter on an ATV
looks like she found nemo
corin riggs
Dillion Harper is a Little Squirt
Ashley Hart Topless Sunbathing on Vacation

August 18, 2017

I Can't Be Guilty About It Because I Have To Taste Everything. I Experiment. -- Martha Stewart

When it comes to young adult and tween novels, Barnes and Noble is in possession of exclusive content from authors like John Green, Veronica Roth, and Cassandra Clare. The bookstore chain began its “exclusive edition” program several years ago but has recently experienced a great amount of success with the publication of special editions of such works as “The Fault in Our Stars” by Green, which Barnes and Noble released with exclusive new content that included a new book cover and a question-and-answer session with Green, among other new material.

"You Are My Sunshine" is a popular song recorded by Jimmie Davis and Charles Mitchell and first recorded in 1939. It has been declared one of the state songs of Louisiana because of its association with Davis, a country music singer and governor of the state in the years 1944–1948. The song has been covered numerous times — so often, in fact, that it is "one of the most commercially programmed numbers in American popular music." The song, originally country music, has "virtually lost" its original country music identity, and "represents both the national flowering of country music and its eventual absorption into the mainstream of American popular culture.” In 1941, it was covered by Gene Autry, Bing Crosby, Mississippi John Hurt, Wayne King and Lawrence Welk. The versions by Autry, Crosby and King reached the US charts of the day. The 1940 version by Davis has been selected for long-term preservation and added to the National Recording Registry in the Library of Congress.

Hermes International is a French high fashion luxury goods manufacturer established in 1837. The family company is very attached to its old-fashioned business model and rejects mass production, assembly lines, and mechanization. Hermès goods are almost entirely made in France by hand in middle-sized workshops with an emphasis on quality manufacturing. Indeed, Hermès claims most items are fabricated from beginning to end by one person only, which is supposed to be a guarantee of the quality and uniqueness of Hermès products. As of 2008, Hermès International specializes in fourteen product divisions encompassing leather, scarves, ties, men's wear, women's fashion, perfume, high end watches, stationery, footwear, gloves, enamel, decorative arts, tableware, and jewelery. Its logo, since the 1950s, is of a Duc carriage with horse.

CHALLENGE #5: One of the first breakthroughs in taste research came in 1974 with the realization that the tongue map was essentially a century-old misunderstanding that no one challenged. You might know the map: The taste buds for "sweet" are on the tip of the tongue; the "salt" taste buds are on either side of the front of the tongue; "sour" taste buds are behind this; and "bitter" taste buds are way in the back. Wineglasses are said to cater to this arrangement. But the notion that the tongue is mapped into four areas is completely wrong. In fact, there are five basic tastes identified so far, and the entire tongue can sense all of these tastes more or less equally. I will however, need you to map out the sweet and salt of this photo.

Vittorio Brumotti ride on the edge at Grand Canyon.
yeah but have you ever been THIS drunk?
12 Plane Crashes That Changed Aviation
Lahti L-39 20mm Anti Tank Rifle vs 16 Steel Plates!
test run for our fire hose rodeo competition
just stick the tip in
meals for thieves
meanwhile in new jersey
A seriously "oh crap" moment : Australian Railways
thank you mutual of omaha - how to survive an atomic bomb
Sabrina G is Ready To Play on Femjoy
Tiggle Bitties Lotioned Tits
Caitlin O'Connor Topless with a Snake!
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Hot spanish 18 yo booty in candid footage
Bella Thorne Is Working on Her Underboob Fitness
an uncommon couple

August 17, 2017

We Are Imprisoned In The Realm Of Life, Like A Sailor On His Tiny Boat, On An Infinite Ocean. -- Anna Freud

Have you ever wondered why cold water takes your breath away? It's called the cold shock response. When the cold receptors in your skin are all suddenly stimulated they cause an involuntary gasp and, for about a minute after that, hyperventilation. If you fall into chilly water, the cold shock response will kill you long before hypothermia does. Either that first gasping breath will fill your lungs with water and drown you instantly, or the hyperventilation will make swimming almost impossible. In the United States, 67% of drowning victims are strong swimmers, and over half of those are within ten feet of the shore or the side of their boat when they drown.

Calcutta Tackle Backpacks are designed for anglers who demand quality and performance. This multi functional back pack has tons of storage and pockets for all your fishing and traveling needs. Designed and tested by Team Calcutta's experienced anglers, Calcutta's Framed Tackle Backpack has an internal frame designed for stability and function, holds three 360 trays, fold-out lure storage pockets, water proof pouch system, padded pockets, breathable foam back support and padded straps makes this the ultimate backpack for every fisherman.

Belva Plain was a best-selling American author of mainstream fiction, born in New York City in 1915. Before breaking into publishing, Belva Plain wrote short stories for magazines while raising her three children. She sold her first story to Cosmopolitan at age 25 and "contributed several dozen to various women's magazines until she had three children in rapid succession." Her first novel, Evergreen, was published in 1978. It topped the New York Times bestseller list for 41 weeks and was made into a TV miniseries. In 1986 she published The Golden Cup; in this magnificent return to the world of Evergreen, Henrietta Roth, an extraordinary woman, fights to control her destiny; and three turbulent generations come vividly to life against a background of immigrant struggle, war, and passion.

Hi Ernie, Got a pretty strange infographic here which shows which North American cities have the most registered sperm donors with Co-ParentMatch. Any chance you can post it on Ehowa? Kind Regards, David

CHALLENGE #4: Waking up to ocean breezes is the stuff that dreams are made of, but Atlantic sun and salt in the air means regular maintenance on homes located near the ocean, and so they do come with their share of challenges. Coastal homes are frequently exposed to harsh elements like moisture-fraught air, bright sunlight, strong winds, and saltwater corrosion. To build a sturdy home that can withstand Mother Nature's temper, you must use proper building materials and techniques. Homes within a few streets of the coast could realistically expect annual or biennial maintenance to painted surfaces. What color is that grey peaked house now?

the chicago cubs bring two feuding parties together
i bet this is awkward at the dentist
Lamborghini catches fire after coming off freeway
Meanwhile, in a parking lot in Arizona
if soemone has a voodoo doll of me...
Britain's youngest sex swap patient reveals why she's undergoing surgery to switch gender for the third time
set this bad boy up for grandma
remember that sweet as car from the 80s movie wraith?
$1 homemade pockey pussy vs $100 commercial pockey pussy
Dillion Gets Naked for Her Audition
margo has terrific legs
nordic beauty fifi
Chrissy Teigen in Venice!
stella cos sunset strip
Bryci Peachy Princess
dude NSFW

August 16, 2017

This Is An Elegant Hotel! Room Service Has An Unlisted Number. -- Henny Youngman

Alpha Chi Omega is a women's fraternity founded on October 15, 1885. Currently, there are 193 chapters and Alpha Chi Omegas represented throughout colleges and universities across the United States, and there are more than 200,000 lifetime members. Angela Costly Harris is the current National President of Alpha Chi Omega and oversees all collegiate and alumnae chapters in the nation. Alpha Chi Omega's official symbol is the three-stringed lyre, and when the full Greek alphabet is not available, Alpha Chi Omega is abbreviated with the English initials AXU.

According to a 2014 report by VDC Research on the benefits of two-way radio versus cellular, annual failure rates of cellular devices are a whopping 18-20% compared to the relatively small 4-8% of rugged two-way radios. The same report estimates a loss of between 60 and 120 minutes of productivity each time a device is damaged, highlighting the problem of downtime due to cellular device failure. Furthermore, emergencies often leave cell networks vulnerable to systemic overloads, making most smartphones and tablets all but useless when they are needed the most. Not having to deal with network outages makes modern two-way radio a better choice where reliability is the main concern.

Widely recognized by many as the first popular filtered cigarette, Kent was introduced by the Lorillard Tobacco Company in 1952 around the same time a series of articles entitled "cancer by the carton", published by Reader's Digest, scared American consumers into seeking out a filter brand at a time when most brands were filterless. Kent widely touted its "famous micronite filter" and promised consumers the "Greatest health protection in history." Sales of Kent skyrocketed, and it has been estimated that in the first four years that Kent was on the market, Lorillard sold some 13 billion Kent cigarettes. From March 1952 until at least May 1956, however, the Micronite filter in Kent cigarettes contained carcinogenic blue asbestos. It has been suspected that many cases of mesothelioma have been caused specifically by smoking the original Kent cigarettes. Lorillard quietly changed the filter material from asbestos to the more common cellulose acetate in mid 1956.

I could not find too much about the Sable Chaud brand of shoes but did find a couple pictures of people selling them used. RJ

CHALLENGE #3: The global hotel industry revenue is predicted to reach $550 billion US dollars in 2017. The industry revenue was worth $457 billion US dollars in 2012, which showcases an increase in revenue of almost $100 billion US dollars in the past five years, should this prediction proves to be true. Europe and Asia Pacific continue to be key regions for the industry at large with the highest hotel occupancy rates to be found there at over 68%. So if I've only got a 32% chance of scoring a room to bring this lass back to, I had better start making some calls. What waterfront hotel am I calling?

South Korean rhythmic gymnast Shin Soo-ji's first pitch
hulk smash. no really, hulk would smash that.
The Helicopter Flying Brazilian You Didn't Have A Crush On Until Now
gotta give this road crew points for ingenuity
the best magic trick you'll ever see
this pooch is having tyhe most wonderful dream
Angry Dead leaf Mantis Group
this is what cat engagement photos would look like
the next generation of voters
Missing Florida woman found after she bottled her scent
Varvara plays a naked game
tove lo flashes her tits to the crowd
rita ora topless in jamaica
Noureen DeWulf Areola Peek Exiting the Ocean
Penny Mathis Racy Red Bikini
Beautiful chick is not shy to masturbates outside
Hailey nude for MPL Studios

August 15, 2017

Hot Dogs And Red Wines And Potato Chips And French Fries Are My Favorite Foods. -- Betty White

The standard dance pole typically consists of a hollow pole with a circular cross section, running from floor to ceiling. Affixing at the ceiling gives more stability, but is not always realized, especially at night clubs with higher ceilings or at transportable devices. Poles come in a variety of materials and coatings where each material possesses its own properties, advantages and disadvantages. The materials poles are made of are brass, titanium – gold, stainless steel and chrome. The brass and titanium – gold poles are gold in color and are used to enhance the grip between the pole and the dancer, these poles are normally used by more advanced dancers. The stainless steel poles aren't as popular as the other types as they do not have the finest grip however, they are used by dancers who have sensitive skin.

There is a renewed interest in task lighting. "Renewed" because task lighting was all the world had known before our dependence on high-output overhead fixtures. Prior to electrically powered lighting fixtures, seeing at night was accomplished through the use of "task lights" such as candles and oil and kerosene lamps. When the power of electricity was first harnessed, it was applied to crude incandescent "task lights." For many years, task lighting continued to be the best option for seeing indoors. It was a long time before overhead fixtures would make a significant impact on how work areas were lighted. There are a variety of options for mounting task lighting in the work setting. Popular methods include a clamp base that attaches to the edge of a desk/table, and the weighted base that sits on top of a desk. Task lights can be mounted on stationary pedestal floor stands or movable caster floor stands.

The Chipola River is a tributary of the Apalachicola River in western Florida. The 92.5-mile-long river is part of the ACF River Basin watershed, and crosses Jackson, Calhoun and Gulf counties. The river flows into the Dead Lakes State Recreation Area just before reaching the Apalachicola. The Dead Lakes were formed when the Apalachicola deposited sand bars blocking the mouth of the Chipola. The Chipola River now flows for several miles south from the Dead Lakes parallel to the Apalachicola River before its confluence finally joining it.

Hi Ernie, I couldn't get the streetview, [Ernie says: here] but this Quandoo listing show the Locale Restaurant facade at Southbank in London England. Cheers, Andrew

Ern, That is in front of the Locale Cucina Italiana in Forum Magnum Square in London. Here is the Street view if you prefer. The bike ride is for the annual "World Naked Bike Ride". You can read more about it here. And you can see more pics of the annual events here and here. Keep up the good work, Nick S.

CHALLENGE #2: A potato chip is a thin slice of potato that has been deep fried, baked, kettle-cooked, or popped until crunchy. Potato chips are commonly served as a snack, side dish, or appetizer. The basic chips are cooked and salted; additional varieties are manufactured using various flavorings and ingredients including herbs, spices, cheeses, other natural flavors, artificial flavors and additives. Potato chips are a predominant part of the snack food and convenience food market in Western countries. The global potato chip market generated total revenues of $16.49 billion in 2015. Can you tell me what brand of potato chip contributed to that total?

Flying To McDonald's On My Paramotor
who who who would like to stay here?
fellas yall ok with ya girl going out like this?
Crane Tips Over
it's only an extra chromosome
See what happens to a bird in a saudi arabian heat wave
atlas holding it up
Woman rescues piglet running around in traffic, raises money for its medical care
holy shit is this dog fat
no one does the maths anymore
Janaina Joins the Bella Club
Vika P on Femjoy in Kissable
10/10 would bang Raw numerous times if given the chance
mother mia where did you come from?
Joy Corrigan Posing in an Arm Bra! Nip Slips!
Rihanna does Carnival in Barbados!
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