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May 23, 2016

Evidently Sciatica Is Nature's Way of Telling You You're A Fat Fuck And It's Time To Lose Weight.

For over 75 years, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinner has been America's family favorite. And just looking at that box, you can almost taste why. The classic smiling macaroni drenched in creamy cheese sauce will make you fall in love with every bite. Sometimes you're in the mood for delicious homestyle taste. Kraft Easy Mac Macaroni and Cheese makes a tasty, nutritious meal or side dish that both adults and kids will love. Kids love the cheesy flavor and smooth, creamy consistency. Kraft Easy Mac is microwaveable, making it quick and easy to prepare. Rich in calcium and iron, Kraft Easy Mac Macaroni and Cheese is a healthy complement to any meal or a satisfying main dish all on its own.

Much to my -- and I think everyone else's -- complete and utter surprise, the GOP has kept true to their word about not holding confirmation hearings on Anton Scalia's replacement tot he Supreme Court. And let's be honest, I think everyone was pretty sure they were going to fold by now, amirite? Anyway, this makes the upcoming Presidential election that much more important because with Scalia's vacant seat, plus an estimated two additional appointees thanks to the geriatric Ruth Bater Ginsberg is 83 years old, Anthony Kennedy is 80, and by the time the election itself rolls around, Stephen Breyer will be 78. Couple that with Obama's two appointments over his term and there's a strong chance to stack the Supreme court into a very non-Second Amendmend friendly majority for the next several generations should The Shrillz get elected. Is this enough for the rest of the sane wqorld to throw themselves begind Trump? Well, given she's not opposed to an Australian style firearm ban, the goos folks at the NRA think so, and I have to admit it, I'm coming around to that same conclusion as well,

We've featured her before, we know some of her local haunts, so let's see if we can't track down this pier with a red building at the end.

If you head down the M36 south of Tyubuk Russia you will find the cafe HactEha, but it looks like all the pool floats have been sold. More pictures of her are located here Rick

Ernie, the open house was happening somewhere up Babcock Ave., north of Victory Blvd. in the San Fernando Valley, Los Angeles, CA. Jefferson

Over the course of the past few years, the Czech Republic's CEE beer brands have had to deal with many dramatic adjustments to product, business, and market behavior across the region. Changing habits or legislation drove some of these changes, while brewers themselves implemented others. At that time, parent company Plzensky Prazdroj wanted to launch a fruit-flavored beer in the Czech Republic — probably the most conservative of all CEE beer markets. Since Czech consumers at the time would be outraged atany change to their beloved liquid, Cocoon Group developed a new category just for this product: Frisco Crystal Cooler was introduced to the market with no overt connection to Plzensky Prazdroj or its other beer products.

Sure we'll never see a second season of Firefly, but don't worry they're Training Day into a tv series. My nigga.

Colombia is a country situated in the northwest of South America, bordered to the northwest by Panama; to the east by Venezuela and Brazil; to the south by Ecuador and Peru; and it shares maritime limits with Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, Jamaica, Dominican Republic and Haiti. Colombia is rich in natural resources, and its main exports include mineral fuels, oils, forest products, coffee, sugars and sugar confectionery. The flag of Colombia is a horizontal tricolor of yellow, blue and red. The yellow stripe takes up the top half of the flag and the blue and red take up a quarter of the space each.

Ernie, the glass paneled TRAM station is the Ca Aranyo stop on the T4 line in Barcelona. Our view is from behind the original photographer because Google refuses to drive through the middle of tram stations (I actually did that once in Germany, fun times!). Our alfresco beauty was standing halfway between the dude in the jacket and the park bench at left. Note the Glories sign in the window in both pics. Lt Dan

Good Morning. Sciatica is like a toothache in your butt! Best cure is massage and exercise. Take it easy. The UTV dealer is North Valley Honda Kawasaki at 14827 North Cave Creek Road Phoenix AZ. Here is their website and here is the street view. The street pic was taken in July 2015 and the chick is gone, and it looks like Angel is gone as of June 2014. Regards. Eric R.

Well if you're really good, if you really know your way around the web and Google Maps and Streetview, you should be able to find me these green picnic tables. But only if you're good.

This Busted Knuckle garage wall clock is quite possibly the coolest way to tell time! It measures 12 inches in diameter with a black chrome bezel, a glass dome shaped face and a quartz movement driven by one AA battery. Just like neon clock, it still lets you know how much time you frittered away twisting wrenches and flipping through shop manuals while out in the garage. It features the famous Busted Knuckle logo on a great looking clock.


May 21, 2016

Insert Your Favorite ARMED FORCED DAY Joke Here.

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May 20, 2016

I Never Gave A Shit What Sciatica Was Until Now That My Right Ass Cheek Hurts.

The Marine Corps Combat Utility Uniform (MCCUU) is the current battledress uniform of the United States Marine Corps. It is also worn by Navy personnel (mostly corpsmen and chaplains) assigned to Marine Corps units. It replaces the Battle Dress Uniform, which the Marine Corps had shared with the Navy, Army and Air Force. Both the MCCUU, and its distinctive camouflage pattern, MARPAT, are exclusive to the Marine Corps, which holds the patents to their design, and are not available to the civilian market. MARPAT is available in two color schemes, woodland and desert. The uniforms are manufactured by Propper International, American Apparel, E.A. Industries, American Power Source, and Columbia Sewing Company.

Old and busted: American Psycho. The new hotness -- and I do meat hotness -- Australian Psycho. You're welcome. Yeah, you are too, Leo.

The San Diego Police Department is the primary law enforcement agency for the city of San Diego, California. Prior to the establishment of the San Diego Police Department, law enforcement services were provided by the San Diego City Marshal beginning in 1850. Ronald McDonald The first City Marshal, Agoston Haraszthy, appointed Richard Freeman a marshal, making Freeman the first African American lawman in California. Due to lack of willing individuals to take up the position, the City Marshall disbanded. In 1885 the office of City Marshal was reestablished, and in 1889, with a new city charter, the San Diego Police Department was established.

Ernie, the elliptical machine is a Pro Form 750 Cardio Cross Trainer. Dan

Hey Ernie, Killing time and thought I'd go for more. That Publix product in the box is their 120 ct Free & Clear Dryer Sheets. Here they are in the Publix catalog. The bottle of detergent is not a Publix brand, but rather an All Free & Clear product. Most likely All Free & Clear detergent with softener made by Sun Products Corporation. Here's a picture of the product with its unique beveled bottle neck. Have a good night, Blake

You have three challenges before you today, each more difficult than the one before it. First, you must find this UTV dealer. Secondly, you must show me what location was having an open house. And only after you complete those two missions, will I allow you to find this glass paneled tram station. Good luck.


May 19, 2016

If Only Our Politicians Were As Honest As Jon Basso.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is without a doubt, the most honest man in America. As for me? I had a Double Bypass burger, which I technicaly finished but since I didn't eat all of my fries, I ended up getting my ass paddled and yes, I won. And yes, you feel just as fucking gluttonous as you might imagine.

As one method of reducing the adverse effects of air bags, especially for children, NHTSA is requiring new, attention getting labels. These new labels would not be required on vehicles having a "smart" passenger-side air bag, i.e., an air bag that would automatically shut off or adjust its deployment so as not to adversely affect children. This rule also requires rear-facing child seats to bear a new, enhanced warning label to replace the existing label. This rule requires vehicles with air bags to bear three new warning labels. Two of the labels replace existing labels on the sun visor. The third is a temporary label on the dash. The labels will help reduce the adverse effects by increasing the number of people who read and understand the message of the warning labels.

Old and busted: the infamous Rougned Odor punch being turned into a t-shirt. The new hotness: Rangers fans send Jose Bautista get well cards. Insult, meet injury.

Gooderham and Worts was a Canadian company that was once the largest distiller of alcoholic beverages in Canada. Its former manufacturing facilities on the Toronto Waterfront are today the well-known Distillery District. So it wouldn't be much of a challenge to ask you to find these two lamp posts, they're located right under this overhead facilities span at the Gooderhamand and Warts distillery. As for yesterday's challenge, I had a lot of people identify the tattoo or identify the poster, but only one who nailed both with supporting links...

Ernie, The Chinese character (Fu) is one of the most common and popular tattoos. It means happiness/prosperity. The poster on the wall is of the German pop band PUR. The font used in their name, as in the poster on the wall is their trademark. Have a good evening, BJ

Hey Ernie, How about upping the Ante on the walk of Fame challenge and have people tell you whose name is on the star? I have looked and cross referenced the address to the star name locations and can't seem to get a match. You in? Cheers, Randy

Easy, peasy, Japaneasy. The star belongs to none other than English-American actress, Madeleine Carroll. What throws you is the address given in the challenge (6705 Hollywood Blvd) when her star is officially listed as 6707 Hollywood Blvd.

Okay, a little shooting novelty item here: a compact inexpensive pistol rail red laser sight for $11 shipped. Now I say novelty item because let's be honest, it's made in China and ships to your door for the cost of a bucket of beer. Would I trust this thing if I were a hostage negotiator? I would not. If you're looking for something to keep its zero with larger defensive caliber handguns, you'll probably want to consider this Crimson Trace for $115. But for a few disposable knock arounds to plink with? How can youy beat $11?

Next, I was going to have you find where to buy this nice lady a drink, but that turns out to be just a few feet down from where this photo was taken, in front of the Four Points Sheraton in New Orleans. So I'm going to flip the script, cross the Atlantic, and have you show me where to buy some pool floaties for my next pool party.


May 18, 2016

The Political Noose Draws Tighter and Tighter.

White House - Black Market, Inc. owns and operates women clothing and accessories boutiques in the United States and Canada. The company sells work wear, casual wear, suiting, pants, jackets, skirts, dresses, tops, petites, and jeans, as well as clothing for weddings and events; shoes, bags and accessories, belts, scarves, sunglasses, bridesmaids accessories, and gifts and gift cards; and jewelry, including bridesmaids jewelry, delicates, necklaces, bracelets, and earrings. It also sells products online. The company was founded in 1985 and is based in Fort Myers, Florida. As of July 2003, White House - Black Market, Inc. operates as a subsidiary of Chico's FAS Inc.

If you're wondering how strongman Hafþór Björnsson, better known as The Mountain from Game of Thrones, gets in peak physical shape, you could closely monitor his workout and eating habits, or you could just watch him workout with his Pomeranian, Asterix.

Bailers can double as fire buckets onboard vessels if they are suitable for collecting water as well as throwing it out. Regulations require each boat to carry buckets that can be used to bail if the boat is taking water and to try and extinguish flames if a fire starts. Fire buckets are carried on board pleasure craft to fight fires. They must meet four requirements. First. they must be painted red. Second, they must have a capacity of at least 10 litres. Third, they must be made of metal with a round bottom and a hole in the center, and finally, have an attached lanyard that is long enough to reach the water from the location where the bucket is stored.

This here is a two pointer: I want you to identify the Chinese symbol and find this poster.

Ernie, Commercial Loading Only. Located at 6705 Hollywood Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90028. Jefferson

The hot blonde is standing outside Stefano's restaurant on Hollywood Blvd in Los Angeles. And here is a link explaining the white/yellow loading zones in LA. Cameron

Publix Premium store rand products are created with the absolute highest quality ingredients available anywhere, for a truly unique product. If you want nothing less than the best, you can be assured that's exactly what you're getting when you buy a Publix Premium product. In fact, you'll notice Publix-brand products on almost every aisle in their stores. They stand for quality -- at least as good as national brands -- but are typically priced below their national brand equivalent. They're so good and such a great deal, if you're not completely satisfied, your money will be cheerfully refunded. What Publix brand product would she be seeking a refund for?

Escutcheon pins are not just difficult to pronounce, they're handy for attaching small parts to trunks or anything else made of wood. Escutcheon pins features a smooth shank with a large half-round, decorative head, featuring thicker shafts than typical wire nails and brads. Ideal for woodworking or decorative applications such as installing decorative door plates, house numbers, or general craft projects. Most escutcheon pins come in a nickel plated finish for an aesthetically pleasing finished appearance.


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