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December 9, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

Ferocious Wind-Driven Wildfires Burn Across Southern California
Skirball Fire stuns I-405 drivers in LA
probably should have set the parking brake
when an ugly guy hits on your best friend
Skate boarding while holding on to a car fail
pick a winner, honey
Five Japanese Warships Sunk During Battle Of Leyte Gulf Discovered
Van vs. train... Railroad crossing accident
meanwhile in sunny florida
An EF2 Tornado struck Spartanburg SC

This work/website/life thing is turning out to be more challenging than I had initially thought. So as I stumble a little bit and try to regain my balance -- heh, ankle joke -- please bear with me until Ernie Gets His Groove Back. In the meantime, we've pulled to within $4,000 of our goal over at LBEH -- which is where I've been focusing a significant portion of my time as well -- so please, if you can kick a few bucks into the coffers to get us past the goal line, I know a fistful of Sailors, Soldiers, Marines and Airmen who would sure appreciate it. And as a reminder, your donations are 100% tax deductible.

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the progress clock shows the time until...
1970 Dodge Challenger R/T
Pot Grower Hides From SWAT
most effective condom wrapper ever
once you go black...
Tywan Claxton wins by Flying Knee Knockout!
X-15A-2 - Damage After Record Setting Mach 6.7 Flight
kids stumble upon an abandoned 737 in the forest
Petra the African Grey controls the Amazon Echo and turns lights on

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December 2, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

some perspective as to how big the typhoon really is
Cyclist crashes into man full video. what the Fuck are you doing
Weapon scan with close up audio
tonight we ride
Dogs Welcome Their Owner Home
we always party hard here
Bus Photobombs The Weather Channel's Stream of Georgia Dome Implosion
Sneaking in EVERYWHERE for FREE with Yellow Vest Experiment
so how was your camping trip?
Photoshop Reimagines Game of Thrones Characters All Played by Nicolas Cage

After 37 years and 13 billion miles travelled -- that's 141 times the distance to the sun -- Voyager 1 fired up its trajectory thrusters

Exterminator fought monstrous hornet nest for 45 minutes
asshole drives off after car booted for parking in handicapped space
even the water in australia is trying to kill you
when you put labs in water they turn into daschunds
Heavily neglected Dog rescue and transformation
dont mind me, just climbing rocks
By rallying hunters, one man has donated more than half a million meals to shelters
Slippery stairs - A Japanese games show
Baby Map Flashes every time a baby is born in that country
The Last Public Guillotine Execution Is More Recent Than You Think

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DDF Busty Battle!
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Diane from Germany is the type of girl you can fuck with her clothes still on
Marina Perez Braless in See Through Corset

November 28, 2017

Okay, I Am Finally Done With My Leftovers.

Vitiligo is a long term skin condition characterized by patches of the skin losing their pigment. The patches of skin affected become white and usually have sharp margins. The hair from the skin may also become white. Typically both sides of the body are affected. Often the patches begin on areas of skin that are exposed to the sun. It is more noticeable in people with dark skin. While the cause is typically unknown, it is believed to be due to genetic susceptibility that is triggered by an environmental factor such that an autoimmune disease occurs, resulting in the destruction of skin pigment cells. Risk factors include a family history of the condition or other autoimmune diseases, such as hyperthyroidism, alopecia areata, and pernicious anemia. Vitiligo is classified into two main types: segmental and non-segmental. Most cases are non-segmental, meaning they affect both sides of the body; and in these cases, the affected area of the skin typically expands with time. About 10% of cases are segmental, meaning they mostly involve one side of the body; and in these cases, the affected area of the skin typically does not expand with time.

Marker buoys are expected to withstand even the toughest marine conditions and outside elements. These all-purpose floating marine buoys can be used in conjunction with a variety of anchoring systems as part of your turbidity curtain and boom application. After installation, floating buoys can attach to and float above anchors as they keep your boom or curtain in place. They are also often used by pleasure craft owners as fender buoys for their stability, buoyancy, and reliability. Their high visibility design also make inflatable floatings buoys an excellent choice as demarcation guide or mooring signal, as well as part of any anchoring system. Floating marine buoy can be used to mark underwater debris, swim boundaries or shallow areas.

Get in touch with your goofy side wearing these wacky Giant Pink Novelty Sunglasses. Set up a photo booth at your next party and celebration and use these jumbo sunglasses as props for fun photo ops! An essential gag gift or clown costume accessory, guests will have a blast wearing zany party accessories while posing for snapshots. For a little extra fun, get a few pairs of these Giant Pink Novelty Sunglasses so multiple people can wear them in a group photo.

Hey Ernie, I know you didn't ask, but in case you care, the Papaya Girl was at Gray's Papaya in NYC. That location is now closed. Chick is a photographer doing a study on being naked in the big city. Bless her. Keep 'em coming, Tim.

Hi Ernie, Got an infographic here that takes a look at some of the top films to do with time travel. Best Regards, David E

The best I can come up with is ProSieben, a German cable network channel. And I found this video with Farid Bang from ProSieben using the same mic cover, but not interviewing any nude woman. RJ

Micrell is an effective lotion soap is formulated with a degreasing agent, making it perfect for food-service environments. The nonirritating formula is made with the quick-acting antimicrobial agent to kill germs on contact. Purell is America's #1 hand sanitizer. It's the brand used in hospitals and most trusted by moms. This topical antiseptic helps you stay clean without soap or water and kills 99.99% of common, illness-causing germs using an alcohol-based formula. It's also specially formulated with moisturizers to leave your hands feeling soft. Both Micrell and Purell are products of GOJO Industries, a privately held manufacturer of hand hygiene and skin care products founded in 1946 in Akron, Ohio.

Oh, I can't tell if this is a park bench or a railing or what the fuck. Any ideas?

First Bikini Wax Captured in Slow Motion
This Anchorage gas station owner didn't want anyone to go hungry on Thanksgiving Day
1985 Hummer H1 slant back
Yes. Yes. This is a fertile land and we will thrive.
America's Opioid Epidemic in full muthafuckin effect
who has the best shooting face?
B-52 Strike on Taliban Explosive Facility
lock combination game
the semi and car from one of the greatest car movies ever
bacon sizzling
"you can have whatever fits in the back of your pickup truck
Army dog wins AWARDED ‘animal Victoria Cross' for Taliban counterattack
Amputated cat gets fresh blood from fellow feline in Central Java
and the parent of tyhe year award goes to...
this jealous golden retriever is having none of your shit
Somara nude for FTV Girls
Sarah Banks in the Shower
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April Makes a Sexy Maid
Extreme Sexy, Shocking, and Badass Videos
Dani Jensen on FTV MILFs

November 25, 2017

Insert Your Favorite Leftovers Weekend Joke Here.

classic arcade visit - photos by Andrew Bawidamann
Luxury converted Kansas nuclear missile silo is now listed on Airbnb
Dog Who Loves To Go On Adventures Now Has The Sweetest Traveling Companion
meet harrison. he falls asleep anywhere.
Kerala youth fails Baahubali elephant stunt
bruce campbell on the set of army of darkness
6,000 Man Hours Later, an Airbus A380 is Re-Painted
anatomy of the world's best burger
Very Good Human Being Comforts Injured Wild Owl
uhh, this guy needs help


Black Friday Shopping Chaos
Indiana State Police 1988 Training with a Speedloader
People Are Posting Pics Of Their Animals Before and After Being Called A Good Boy
license plate on a mclaren
Blowing up a blow up doll with fireworks
just going for a ride with my bitch
Best States for Gun Owners 2017
step by step instructions on how to build your AR-15
The 15 Most Influential Websites of All Time. 16 if you count EHOWA
tower, requesting a fly-by. AFFIRMATIVE GHOSTRIDER, DO THAT SHIT.

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November 22, 2017

Only __1__ More Day Until I Eat Myself Into A Turkey Coma.

In 1952, brothers Dick and Mac McDonald sat down with the LA architect Stanley Clark Meston and his assistant Charles Fish. The plan was to design a McDonald's roadside restaurant that could be franchised. Dick had sketched out two half circles he thought would look good at either end of the structure, catching the eyes of motorists and their hungry families. Meston, who had worked as a set designer for Universal Studios and for Wayne McAllister, architect of streamlined 1930s drive-in restaurants, turned Dick's half circles into a pair of striking 25ft high tapered and neon-lit ‘golden sheet' metal parabolas. In tune with the latest architectural fashions and engineering inventions, they looked more like a million dollars than 15 cents. Meston's golden arches made their debut in 1953 with the first franchised McDonald's at Phoenix, Arizona.

In 1863, Edward A. Calahan invented a stock ticker and formed the Gold and Stock Telegraph Company in 1867 to market the technology. Gold and Stock also developed a messenger system that sent instructions to and from the stock exchange floor. Three years later, Calahan woke up to a burglar in his home, which inspired him to create a telegraph-based alert system. This system eventually connected 50 of his neighbors to a central station where all the alert boxes were monitored. There were many small telegraph delivery companies in the United States in the 19th century and in 1874, 57 district telegraph delivery companies affiliated and became "American District Telegraph". With the increase in telephone usage in the late 19th century, ADT's messenger business slowly declined in popularity. ADT tried branching out and developing their signaling business, while still maintaining their telegraph business as primary income source. ADT incorporated into Western Union in 1901 and separated its messenger business from its main signaling business at that time. In 1909, Western Union and ADT Security came under the control of American Telephone & Telegraph Company, better known as AT&T.

Ernie, That dam you would like to see fail is the Taum Sauk Hydroelectric plant owned by Ameren. See that dead area to the right? That is where 1 billion gallons of water went down the side of the hill when it failed in 2005. No one was killed but it did lift a house off of it's foundation and moved it with a family of 5 inside. It was fortunate that it happened in December, otherwise it may have wiped out hundreds of visitors at Johnson Shutins State park in Missouri. Take care, Bob

Any idea what's on the boob tube? Looks like The Good Wife to me, but I'm not sure.

What The Side of The USS John McCain Looks Like
hot puffed cheese stick turkey
Pringles Just Made An Entire Thanksgiving Dinner In Chip Form
A Hunting Puppy
Dog reunites with her family after 3 years
Accidental fall at Niagara Falls
Hey Let Go!
Nuclear Reactor Pulse and Startup Compilation 2017
Inside Chernobyl: 30 years after nuclear explosion people live inside no-go zone
Who Knew Cacti Were So Heavy?
This Is Our Relaxing Time
jeep wrangler fails
Chilling image shows group of miners competing in an asbestos shovelling contest
Parking Next Train Tracks Could Be Hazardous To Your Truck
Nela in Stockings and Heels
Busty Blonde Teen and Her Hot Friends Reveal All
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Dolly P Down Blouse while Cleaning a Locker!
Taya in Get Closer
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