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July 23, 2016

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here.

here is margo robbie DRESSED as harley quinn. here is margo robbie UNDRESSED as harley quinn.

your weekend boob dump: one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten - eleven - twelve - thirteen


July 22, 2016

Is It Me, Or Are Fridays Getting Further And Further Apart?

Getting caught in an awkward situation where you have to make a decision between raising your hand for assistance and serving yourself is a universal experience we all face at some point in time. Such encounters are especially prominent overseas, so picking up the universal language of knife and fork would be handy in getting your requests across. There is an etiquette of placing knife and fork on a plate while resting or after finishing. For example crossing your knife and fork at 90 degree angles means you are ready for a second plate, while placing them diagonally means you are only pausing. If you are finished with your meal, place your fork and knife parallel to each other, facing away from you. Likewise, place your fork and knife horizontally across your plate to pay the chef and the wait staff a compliment.

If you're a Narcos fan like me, the second season of the Netflix original series will be available for your unhealthy binge-viewing in less than two months, but in the meantime viewers looking to get their fix will have to be content with this trailer that's recently been released to the internet.

July is National Hot Dog Month, and according to the National Sausage and Hot Dog Council , Americans will be consuming the infamous little red tubes of "meat" in record numbers this summer. And there is no doubt about it, Americans love their hot dogs. The Council estimates that over seven billion hot dogs will be eaten by Americans between Memorial Day and Labor Day. During the July 4th weekend alone -- the biggest hot-dog holiday of the year -- 155 million will be downed. In fact, the average American will eat an average of 60 hot dogs each year. They are clearly one of the country's most loved, but most misunderstood, comfort foods.

Old and busted: Turn down for what. The new hotness: Turn the wheels of what? No seriously, of what. Find me that poster. Oh and the dude driving that boat got the hammer.

It looks like your was at Pride Rally sponsored by Chipotle! Bradd with two d's

That poster is for the Musee Lausanne, a museum in Lausanne, Switzerland. It appears to be a bronze statue. It's not on permanent display, so no current pics. Dan

The .38 Long Colt is a black powder cartridge introduced by Colt's Manufacturing Company in 1875, and was adopted as a standard military pistol cartridge by the United States Army in 1892 for the Colt New Army M1892 Revolver. The cartridge's relatively poor ballistics were highlighted during the Philippine–American War of 1899–1902, when reports from U.S. Army officers were received regarding the .38 bullet's inability to stop charges of frenzied Moro Juramentados, even at extremely close ranges. A typical instance occurred in 1905 and was later recounted by Col. Louis A. LaGarde: "Antonio Caspi, a prisoner on the island who attempted escape on Oct. 26, 1905, was shot four times at close range in a hand-to-hand encounter by a .38 Colt's revolver loaded with U.S. Army regulation ammunition. He was finally stunned by a blow on the forehead from the butt end of a Springfield carbine." Hence began the long and storied history of the US Army's next standard pistol cartridge, the venerable .45 ACP, courtesy of one John Browning. And yes, the .45 ACP is still alive and kicking with great enthusiasm. I know because I just ordered 2,000 rounds at an unheard of $0.27 per round.

Oh, and to keep you busy over the weekend, find me this intersection with a four way stop.

Today's FRIDAY FLICK: Assembly is a 2007 Chinese war film written by Liu Heng and directed by Feng Xiaogang. The film, which follows a soldier who fights to gain recognition for comrades who died during the Chinese Civil War and carries an anti-war theme, was first released on 20 December 2007. It won the 2008 Hundred Flowers Awards and the 2009 Golden Rooster Awards for Best Film. It's two hours long and you'll have to hit the CC button to turn on English subtitles. But Assembly is, and I shit you not, one of the best war movies I've ever seen. Seriously, if you can find the time, treat yo self.


July 21, 2016

And My Air Conditioner Shit The Bed Last Night.

Great for travel, lightweight strollers -- sometimes referred to as "umbrella strollers" because of their small folded shape -- are light and more compact, usually weighing between 8-17 lbs. But they cut some corners compared to standard size. For starters, they don't offer car-seat adapters, and thus can't be used until baby is at least 6 months old. They also use smaller wheels, and this makes them less maneuverable, and very difficult to push on rough surfaces.

Let's be honest. An extremely attractive athlete playing in a sport you wouldn't normally watch, makes you tune in just to see said athlete. Nothing wrong with that, it's your natural instinct. The Dominican Republic's Olympic volleyball player, Winifer Fernandez, is just such a player and the latest internet sensation taking social media by storm.

Okay first we need this tattoo translated. And I've already reversed the mirror image, so it should be correctly displayed.

Your attractive young photographer is on Vaci Street in Budapest. Hard Rock Cafe food is mediocre at best but the atmosphere is the selling point. Especially if you could talk her into joining you! Josh

When in Budapest Hungary, better go for lunch at this Burger King, or there is the Hard Rock Cafe down the street. Rick

Next I want you to find this AM/PM convenience store. And I can almost, almost, almost make out the street name.... something avenue?

Crimes committed with all rifles are exeedingly rare in Massachusetts. In 2014, the lastest year we have records for in the FBI Uniform Crime Report, no murders with rifles of any kind were recorded in Massachusetts. So despite this fact, and without any form of action on behalf of the legislature, there are no longer any Massachusetts compliant rifles in the Bay State with just the flick of a pen. Quite simply put, this is (a) why I moved out of Massachusetts and (b) why I'll never register any of my firearms.

And finally, sure everyone loves to eat tacos, but can you show me where she eat her tacos?


July 20, 2016

Old And Busted: Hump Day. The New Hotness: Crutch And Roll Day.

The Split Leafed Philodendron is known for its tropical oversized leaves with what appears to be cuts within them. It is also known as the Swiss cheese plant. The one thing to watch with this house plant is that due to its oversized foliage and the ability to grow in large proportions, you may need to stake the stems. The Split Leaf Philodendron prefers medium lighting, so it is best to keep this plant located within 5 to 8 feet of a window. However, be careful when choosing the location for this house plant because once you have placed it somewhere it does not like to be moved. Also, if the light level is to low, the Split Leafed Philodendron leaves will not develop their unique perforations.

If you as much a zombiephile as I am, you have probably watched What Mornings Feel Like Before Coffee. This of course got me curious, so I did some digging aroung and the zombie chick's name is Suellen Santos. Is she hot? Well, let's take a closer look, shall we?

Along a similar vein, and in case you missed it yesterday, Steve-O has been up to his usual dumb shit, only his latest clip might raise the bar for trick shot videos everywhere. It's called Titty Trick Shots, and it's pretty much what it sounds like. The girl in the video is named Laura Lux, an Australian glamour model and disc jockey. Expect/hope for a million copycats in the coming weeks. Also in Jackass alumni news, here comes anew flick called Skiptrace, a variation on the Rush Hour formula starring Jackie Chan with Johnny Knoxville stepping in for Chris Tucker.

And wait, what the hell is this poster for?

Ernie, I have managed to track down one half of yesterday's challenge. The rental boat is from a Polish company, Spinaker yacht rental, whose main rental office is not the same location as their rental fleet, which is located on nearby Lake Solina. There is no streetview of the marina but it can be seen in the distance via this 360 panorama here. As for your sedire to connect the two, I am still working on your gangplank but can tell you Kaub, Saint Goarshausen, and Assmannshausen are all German cities located on the banks of the Rhine River, which starts in Zurich, Switzerland and flows northwest (away from Poland's Lake Solina) and empties in the North Sea. Stay tuned. Jeffrey

The .380 ACP is a rimless, straight-walled pistol cartridge developed by firearms designer John Moses Browning. It was introduced in 1908 by Colt, for use in its new Colt Model 1908 pocket hammerless semi-automatic, and has been a popular self-defense cartridge ever since, seeing wide use in numerous small handgun designs. According to gun author Massad Ayoob, "Some experts will say it's barely adequate, and others will say it's barely inadequate." Even so, the .380 ACP remains a popular self-defense cartridge for shooters who want a lightweight pistol with manageable recoil and smaller pistol. And right now, .380 ACP is almost as economical as 9mm cartridges.

Sometimes I get homesick when traveling abroad and just find myself jonesing for some good old fashioned comfort food. So where would be a good place for me to grab a burger, presuming I dodn't want to support the Seminole Tribe of Florida?

Before touching the contact lens or the eye, it is important to wash hands thoroughly with soap and rinse well. Soaps containing moisturizers or allergens should be avoided as these can cause eye irritation. Towels, unless freshly laundered on high temperature wash, are frequently contaminated with large quantities of bacteria and, as such, should be avoided when handling lenses. Dust, lint and other debris may collect on the outside of contact lenss. Again, hand contact with this material, prior to handling contact lenss, may transfer it to the lenses themselves. Rinsing the case under a source of clean running water, prior to opening it, can help alleviate this problem.


July 19, 2016

I Guess Some Men Were Right To Begin With.

Just within the last three days we've experienced: three police officers killed in Louisiana, a guy took an axe -- a fucking AXE! -- to attack people in Germany, 26 people burned to death in a bus crash in China, an eight year old kid shoots and kills himself, we're receiving our first images of Jupiter via the Juno probe, a prisoner and corrections officer kill each other in Pennsylvania, China hacked our FDIC, for the first time the Zika virus jumped from one person to another without sexual contact, and a woman used the same words during a speech that another woman used eight years ago. I don't have to tell you which of these news stories is currently dominating the headlines, but I do have to ask, what does that say about our moral barometer?

Old and busted: Kickboxer. No seriously, that shit was 27 years ago. The new hotness: Kickboxer: Vengeance, where Jean Claude takes on the role of Mr Miyagi.

"All That is Gold Does Not Glitter" is a poem written by J. R. R. Tolkien for his fantasy novel The Lord of the Rings. It alludes to an integral part of the plot, and describes Aragorn, son of Arathorn. The poem reads: All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

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Ernie, an easy one today. That's the Whole Foods Market at the NE corner of Lamar and 5th street in Austin, Texas. Thanks, JT

Hi Ernie. I think you'll find this well-endowed woman is overlooking Whole Food's flagship store in Austin, TX. I believe the building behind is the store's HQ, and her photo was taken from this staircase. Cheers, Sean

Last Saturday night during UFC 200 at the T-Mobile Arena on the Las Vegas Strip, Brock Lesnar defeated Mark Hunt and walked away with the biggest purse in UFC history, $2.5 million. Everything seemed to be fine until Friday when it was announced that Brock Lesnar was flagged for a potential doping violation by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency. Mark Hunt's response? "FUCK YOU, PAY ME."

Today's photo challenges are going to test two two fold. First you have to find where to rent this sailboat. Then plot me a course so thatr I can disembark at this gangplank, and enjoy a beer with my ladyfriends.

The Toyota Prius is a full series-parallel hybrid electric mid-size car developed and manufactured by the Toyota Motor Corporation. The second generation Prius had been completely redesigned as a midsize hatchback. In late 2005, Toyota introduced some minor cosmetic changes for the XW20Prius such as a slightly updated front-end, revised instruments, and repositioned rear seats.[21] Other changes comprised a higher-resolution liquid crystal display, as well as new optional features such as a backup camera, advanced air bags and an upgraded audio system with an auxiliary input. Toyota also changes from the black out upper tail-lamps used in the 2003-2005 models, to the clear upper tail-lamps used from the 2006 until the 2010 redesign.


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