Every Time You Use An Instagram Filter, God Buttfucks A Puppy.

I fucking hate Instagram. Everything about it. The way it works, the way it doesn't work, but most of all those fucking filters. Christ, how I hate those fucking filters. You want a great way to ruin a perfectly good photo? Use a fucking Instagram filter, that's how. Seriously. You're not being arrtsy, you're not being clever, you're not being cute. You're being a fucking idiot. Great body, great pose, great tits? I dunno, I can't tell because you used a fucking Instagram filter. And I don't mean simple times when you leave the flash off and your photo takes on a slightly different hue than what you intended... that's not Instagram, that's simply leaving the flash off and it can happen no matter what you're taking a photo of. I've always said that Instagram is the easiest way to make your cutting edge 12 megapixel camera with ambient light detection and auto-focus sapphire glass lens, take photos comparable to busted ass 1995 era Logitech webcam on AOL. Now with added bonus: they're going to start ruining videos, too.

So do yourself, your tits, and me a favor. Leave the filters off. This way I can tell that you've just hade contacts delivered via the post office, or that you went shopping at White House-Black Market. Otherwise, I can't even make out this fucking sign, and it really detracts from your photo and robs us of the full experience, even if you are at an upscale restaurant or a nice crystal clear beach. See, INSTAGRAM SUCKS.

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Have you ever noticed how in "I Am Legend" Will Smith lives on his own for 3 years when it's just him and his dog, then it only took him 24 hours to die after a woman shows up? And the bitch ate all his bacon.

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So last night the sixth season of True Blood picks up right where the fifth one ended, opens with Bill's messy reincarnation, but no one knows who or what he is, and they're not anxious to get close enough to find out -- I thought we were going to see some Deborah Ann Woll boobies around the 19 minute mark -- but no dice. But yes, True Blood's fifth season had a pretty religious theme, with Bill and other vampires worshiping the goddess Lilith, who appears as a stunning woman played by Jessica Clark. This casting decision is the only thing that helps make season 5 and the whole Lilith storyline watchable, as Clark looks amazing when she's completely nude but not drenched in blood, although even then she'll still grab your attention. And just for the record, I still prefer John Carpenter's Vampires.

The BlackBerry is a line of wireless handheld devices and services designed and marketed by Research In Motion Limited operating as BlackBerry. The first BlackBerry device, an email pager, was released in 1999; the most recent BlackBerry devices, the Z10 and Q10, were announced on January 30, 2013. The user interface varies by model; most feature a physical QWERTY keyboard, while newer generations have relied on a multi-touch screen and virtual keyboard. The primary competitors of the BlackBerry are smartphones running Android and the Apple iPhone. BlackBerry has struggled to compete against both and its market share has plunged since 2011, leading to speculation that it will be unable to survive as an independent going concern.

Adventure is a 1979 maze video game for the Atari 2600 video game console and is considered the first action-adventure game. Its creator, Warren Robinett, introduced the first widely-known Easter egg to the gaming world. To reach this ancient, secret room, you'll need to first find a single, grey dot. Pick that baby up and carry it to the screen south-east of the Gold castle. This will cause the wall on the right-hand side to blink, a glitch that occurs due to hardware limitation when there are too many sprites on the screen. This blinking temporarily turns the collision detection on and off, enabling you to pass through to the secret room. Robinett has since worked on virtual reality projects for NASA and the University of North Carolina.

An Isolated Danger Mark, as defined by the International Association of Lighthouse Authorities, is a sea mark used in maritime pilotage to indicate a hazard to shipping such as a partially submerged rock. It is recognisable by its black and red bands and top-mark of two black balls. Its distinctive sequence of flashing light consists of 2 quick flashes with intervals of 5 seconds.

In order to avert disaster, it's a good idea for anybody who cares about their photos to back them up online. Here are nine of the best online sites you can use to back up your photos. So now the only thing keeping you from disaster is your own laziness. Inspiring, isn't it?

So this girl walks into a bar, and when she walks out there's a man with her. She goes to bed with him, and she likes that part. Then she kills him, and she likes that even better. On her way out, she cleans out his wallet. She keeps moving, and has a new name for each change of address. She's been doing this for a while, and she's good at it. And then a chance remark gets her thinking of the men who got away, the lucky ones who survived a night with her. She starts writing down names. And now she's a girl with a mission. Picking up their trails. Hunting them down. Crossing them off her list.... such is the plot for Lawrence Block's 2011 novel , Getting Off.

Still having a tough time finding self defense ammunition? Well, the Afghan army isn't, we've given them more than $1 BILLION dollars worth of ammo since we liberated the shit out of them, 12 years ago.

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Happy Birthday To The United States Army. You Look Good For 238. Also, It's Flag Day.

The Continental Army was created on 14 June 1775 by the Continental Congress as a unified army for the colonies to fight Great Britain, with George Washington appointed as its commander. The army was initially led by men who had served in the British Army or colonial militias and who brought much of British military heritage with them. As the Revolutionary War progressed, French aid, resources, and military thinking influenced the new army. A number of European soldiers came on their own to help, such as Friedrich Wilhelm von Steuben, who taught the army Prussian tactics and organizational skills. The army fought numerous pitched battles and in the South 1780-81 sometimes used the Fabian strategy and hit-and-run tactics, hitting where the enemy was weakest, to wear down the British forces. Washington led victories against the British at Trenton and Princeton, but lost a series of battles around New York City in 1776 and Philadelphia in 1777. With a decisive victory at Yorktown, the Continental Army prevailed against the British. After the war, though, the Continental Army was quickly given land certificates and disbanded in a reflection of the republican distrust of standing armies. State militias became the new nation's sole ground army, with the exception of a regiment to guard the Western Frontier and one battery of artillery guarding West Point's arsenal. However, because of continuing conflict with Native Americans, it was soon realized that it was necessary to field a trained standing army.

A bridle is a piece of equipment used to direct a horse. As defined in the Oxford English Dictionary, the "bridle" includes both the headstall that holds a bit that goes in the mouth of a horse, and the reins that are attached to the bit. There are many different designs with many different name variations, but all use a noseband that is designed to exert pressure on sensitive areas of the animal's face to provide direction and control. The reins of a bridle attach to the bit, below the attachment for the cheekpieces. The reins are the rider's link to the horse, and are seen on every bridle. Reins are often laced, braided, have stops, or are made of rubber or some other tacky material to provide extra grip.

The Seahawks cheerleaders are called the Sea Gals. During the off-season, a select performing group from the Sea Gals travel parades and with other NFL Cheerleaders on the road.

Yes, yes, we all know that Kate Upton is the queen bee when it comes to magazine covers, but what about the gals of yesteryear? Here are some Then-And-Now photos of Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover models from the 80s and 90s.

Lidl Stiftung & Company is a German global discount supermarket chain, based in Neckarsulm, Baden-Württemberg, Germany, that operates over 10,000 stores across Europe. Since launching in the UK in 1994, Lidl has grown consistently and today has more than 580 UK stores. While it is still a small player in the UK with a grocery market share of less than 5%, its importance along with that of continental no-frills competitor Aldi is growing.

Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?

Walmart is the largest retailer in the world and one of the five largest corporations in the world by sales. Walmart Portrait Studios was rebranded as PictureMe! Portrait Studios in late 2006. The Portrait Studios are operated by CPI Corp, Inc. under an agreement with Walmart. Space is leased and they are independently owned and operated and only pay rent to Walmart and a license fee to use the Walmart brand.

You all know Sibel Kekilli, she plays Shae, Peter Dinklage's hooker with a heart of gold in Game of Thrones, right? Guess how she got started? You guessed it. Porn.

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Kingstown is the capital, chief port, and main commercial centre of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines. With a population of 25,418, Kingstown is the most populous as well as the largest settlement by area in Saint Vincent and the Grenadines. It is the centre for the island's agricultural industry and a port of entry for tourists. The city lies within the parish of Saint George in the south-west corner of Saint Vincent. Kingstown is a lively city made up of spectacular arches, historical churches and stone buildings thus making it a major tourist area. There is a Cruise ship facility aptly named the Cruise ship Berth which over the past few years, has generated a lot of interest among vessel operators, resulting in a well sustained level of ship calls and passenger numbers.

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Yeah That's How I Feel When I Think About My Plane Crashing.

Have you ever been on a plane that's about to land .... 3,000 feet.... 2,000 feet... 1,000 feet... 500 feet... 200 feet... and then suddenly the engines roar to life and the pilot goes around for another attempt? What the fuck happened, right? It may be a shitty approach, poor instruction from the tower, or the runway has fucking disappeared. Wait, what? Check out the "Boeing Jet Tries To Land in Heavy Rain, Runway Disappears" video and see if you don't shit yourself at the moment of truth.

The MV Cougar Ace is a Singapore-flagged roll-on/roll-off car carrier vessel, built by Kanasashi Company of Toyohashi, Japan and launched in June 1993. On July 23, 2006, she was en route from Japan to Vancouver, British Columbia; Tacoma, Washington; and Port Hueneme, California, with a cargo of 4,812 vehicles. During a transfer of ballast water south of the Aleutian Islands, she lost stability and developed a 60-degree list to port. According to Car and Driver magazine, the exact contents of the shipment were 2804 Mazda3s, 1329 CX-7s, 295 MX-5s, 214 RX-8s, 56 Mazda5s and 5 Mazdaspeed6s. The total cargo is said to have been valued at $117 million. Led by Salvage Master Captain Rich Habib, a team was able to get aboard the vessel via a U.S. Coast Guard helicopter from the cutter Morgenthau, and right the ship. Mazda officials reported little to no damage to the vehicles on board despite the ship listing nearly 90 degrees for over a month. Later Mazda North America scrapped all of their vehicles that were on board the vessel during the incident. I only mention this because The 2013 Mazda Miata Club is Mazda's sleek convertible sports car for those who appreciate high performance mixed with a little well-engineered fun. Also, the Cougar Ace is alive and well, and currently at port in Singapore.

Skype is a proprietary voice-over-IP service and software application, first released in August 2003 written by Estonian developers Ahti Heinla, Priit Kasesalu, and Jaan Tallinn, Danish Janus Friis, and Swedish Niklas Zennstrom, who had also originally developed Kazaa. It developed into a platform with over 600 million users and was bought by Microsoft in 2011 for $8.5 billion. The service allows users to communicate with peers by voice using a microphone, video by using a webcam, and instant messaging over the Internet.

The ugly truth is Matt, there isn't any awesome backstory to go along with the burned lawn photos. Those are just some pics I snapped of my neighbor's lawn after they were away on a 3 week cruise and their sprinkler system shit the bed a week in. I finagled a makeshift system using another neighbor's house and took those pics in case the City Code Enforcement guys whow up and asked why I was watering during the day -- a huge no-no around here -- and were going to write a ticket. being time and date stamped, most of the photos that get posted are more reminders to myself about grocery shopping or that I needed to take my car in to have the instrument cluster (BOOBS) replaced... but I'll make more of an effort to include the what's what on the more interesting ones: 2013 Jaguar F-TYPE V8 S - 2012 Audi R8 Roadster - 2010 Gallardo LP 550-2 Spyder - 2013 Audi R8 hardtop - 1972 Chevy C10 Pickup - 1975 Rolls Royce Silver Shadow

Once upon a time, artists had to render each sprite frame by frame to depict violence and gore, but these days, games engines are more than capable of depicting it with the use of ragdoll physics and detachable skeletal models, along with a host of shaders and texture effects. So without further ado, here are the top 25 most violent, goriest games of all time.

A walk in nature brings us a serenity by allowing our overstimulated modern minds a chance to rest. It helps us to relax, it lowers our stress, depression, and anxiety levels, it increases our attention spans and memory, and it provides a source of gentle exercise. Spending time in the natural world slows us down and makes us feel at peace; thus nature walks can be very effective as a supplemental therapy for addiction, ADHD, anxiety, and high levels of stress!

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How I Spent The Evening Of April 3, 2002.

"My mafia contact put a contract out on this Chinese guy named "Chunky" Lee Chong, because he was selling smack to my man's working girls and getting them all fucked up. Now a few previous attempts have been made on Chong's life, but his goon bodyguards from the Triads kept laying down the heat and buying Chong time to escape. So I decided to take a different approach. Two blocks out from Chong's noodle stand, I carjacked a delivery truck and parked it with the engine running just outside the concrete barriers that protect the strip mall where Chong was holed up. As I approached, those Triad thugs opened fire on me and Chong high tailed it to his panel van and started hauling ass down Tremont Street. I found some cover from the Triad's gunfire and made it back to the delivery truck I had jacked earlier. The race was on."

"I chased him for about four city blocks, smashing into him when I could sending him bouncing off a few utility poles, a fire hydrant, and mowing down about eight pedestrians. But it was down in the straight a way near the water front where the weight of my vehicle really came out, I clipped his rear bumper and sent him spinning into the side of a building where his battered little van flipped on its side. I kicked the emergency brake to spin my truck around to go back and make sure he was taken care of, and as luck would have it I slid sideways into a police cruiser that had been dispatched to deal with the commotion. My fucking truck flipped on it's side and the cruiser immediately burst into flames and cooked that poor bastard."

"As I climbed out of the burning hulk of my vehicle, I could see Chong already on the run from his, with almost a half a block lead on me. The fucker was going to get away. But then some poor bastard in an old red station wagon came around the corner and slowed down to see if anyone needed help. So naturally I did what any other hired gun would do, I opened his car door and grabbed this good samaritan by his collar and threw him out onto the fucking concrete. His station wagon wasn't fast, but it was faster than Chong could run -- I caught up to him just outside a laundromat and ran him over twice in a pair of satisfying thumps. ahhhh, mission accomplished."

I only repost that little Playstation 2 magic because earliere this week, to a backdrop of the biggest cheers heard on the first day of E3 2013, Sony adopted an unexpectedly aggressive approach with the PlayStation 4 which will, in equal measure, please hardcore gamers and leave Microsoft wondering how they got themselves into such a tangle over their attempts to kill off the second-hand games market. The new Playstation 4 will cost $100 less than Microsoft's soon-to-be-released Xbox One, which will some are speculating will take its place among the worst gaming setups ever released.

Screw on closures are the most common bottle caps. They are easy to apply by a wide variety of automated equipment, or they can be applied by hand. The application torque of closures however must be controlled in order for the closures to perform properly in the field. Closures must be applied tight enough to maintain a seal and to resist closure back-off, but must be not be applied so tightly that the end user cannot remove the closure. Some bottle caps need to include tamper evident rings and have child-resistant packaging features.

That Mosin had a turned down bolt, so it's an original sniper model and should have an accompanying scope. Huh. Meanwhile in Brazil, this goat has huge fucking balls. No, I mean literally, look at them. It's like two apples hanging down.

Afterwards is a 2009 English-language psychological thriller film directed by Gilles Bourdos and starring Romain Duris, John Malkovich and Evangeline Lilly. The film was shot in New York City, Montreal and various New Mexico locations over June–July 2007, and had a French release in January 2009. Based on Guillaume Musso's novel Et après, the story tells of a workaholic lawyer who is told by a self-proclaimed visionary that he must try to prevent his imminent death.

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Strollers can be a convenient way to take your pet outdoors. They are very useful if your pet is handicapped, has arthritis, is a senior citizen, is a cat, has had recent surgery. Small pets often tire easily when walking long distances and carrying your pet is not always comfortable. The type of stroller depends on what it will be used for - walking, traveling, jogging. There are many styles and colors to choose from that will fit your needs. Pets may be a bit apprehensive at first about riding in a stroller. But once they realize it's like riding in a car and they can observe everything happening around them, pets are quite happy and enjoy the ride. But please don't forget that all pets, no matter what their size, need exercise.