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March 27, 2015

Odds Are That's The Rental I'll Be Picking Up Next Week.

The great exponent of the Gita, Krishna is the ninth and the most complete avatar of Vishnu, the Godhead of the Hindu Trinity. Of all avatars he is the most popular and perhaps the one closest to the heart of the masses. This blue-skinned deity has influenced the Indian thought, life and culture in myriad ways - not only its religion and philosophy, but also into its mysticism and literature, painting and sculpture, dance and music, and all aspects of Indian folklore.

Counting coup refers to the winning of prestige in battle by the Plains Indians of North America. Warriors won prestige by acts of bravery in the face of the enemy, and these acts could be recorded in various ways and retold as stories. Any blow struck against the enemy counted as a coup, but the most prestigious acts included touching an enemy warrior with the hand, bow, or with a coup stick then escaping. Counting coup could also involve stealing an enemy's weapons or horses tied up to his lodge in camp. Risk of injury or death was required to count coup, and escaping unharmed was considered a higher honor than being wounded in the attempt.

There are some things you're never supposed to say on a date. And since most dates are basically negotiating for sex, you have to be really careful how you weigh your words. So, just to make sure, maybe you want to get these out of your repertoire.

Tom Romeo founded the Bearpaw brand in 2001 with the intention of redefining casual footwear by utilizing sheepskin, nature's own technical fabric, to create comfortable and stylish shoes. Now with an extensive line of footwear that covers multiple categories, Bearpaw is available throughout the United States and in thirteen countries around the world. Bearpaw will continue to offer the utmost in comfort while new products leverage their philosophy of creating stylish designs in premium materials for women, men and children.

An easy one, Westminster bridge, London, United Kingdom, You can buy the sunglasses here when in the U.K. Rick

The other two albums are Lauryn Hill 's The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill and Joe's Better Days. Ryker

I can't say that I've ever seen a boat with a looks like the type of UTV roll cage style bimini, like you'd find on a Polaris RZR or Can-Am Maverick. Usually boat biminis are flimsy lightweight aluminum. Any idea what company make the boats in the top right corner?

The Ukrainian wreath is a type of wreath which, in traditional Ukrainian culture, is worn by girls and young unmarried women. The wreath may be part of a tradition dating back to the old East Slavic customs that predate the Christianization of Rus. The flower wreath remains a part of the Ukrainian national attire, and is worn on festive occasions and on holy days. The wreath varied in many of the regions of Ukraine; young women throughout the country wore various headdresses of yarn, ribbon, coins, feathers and grasses, but these all had the same symbolic meaning. In parts of central and eastern Ukraine the flowers were raised in the center front. Usually multicolored, embroidered ribbons were attached to the back.

We have three lakes by our house. Not unusual to see turtles. This guy says another car hit the turtle and shot it into his grill. I don't know but either the car or the turtle was flying because he was wedged in so tight the grill had to come off to get it out. Shannon

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Boiled beef is a traditional English dish which used to be eaten by working-class people in London; however, its popularity has decreased in recent years. Traditionally it was the cheaper cuts of meat that were used as boiling would make the meat more tender than roasting. It was not uncommon for the beef to be salted in a brine for a few days, then soaked overnight to remove excess salt before it was boiled. It was usually cooked with onions and served with carrots and boiled potatoes. In other parts of England cabbage replaced carrots.



March 26, 2015

Yeah, It's Gonna Be Like That.

Proof that money corrupts: The trailer for the 2002 film The Transporter showed Frank Martin deflecting a missile with a tea tray. In the same scene in the released film -- the assault on Frank's house -- there is no sign of this in the released version. It was taken out at Jason Statham's request because he didn't think audiences would believe it. Later on however, once the green light was given for The Transporter 2 -- along with a fat raise over his $750k salary from the original film -- Statham had absolutely no problem filming this scene where he launches Audi A8 into the air and does a barrel roll, using the hook of a crane to dislodge a bomb from the bottom of the car. Because money makes anything believable, amirite?

OxiClean is the brand name for a line of household cleaners, including 'OxiClean Versatile Stain Remover', which is a laundry additive, spot stain remover, and household cleaner marketed by Church and Dwight. OxiClean was originally marketed through infomercials in the U.S. and Canada with Billy Mays, as a "miracle cleanser". Church and Dwight acquired the OxiClean brand through its acquisition of Orange Glo International in 2006. It was endorsed by Mays until his death in 2009, the product is now seen endorsed by Billy's friend and co-worker Anthony Sullivan. Both Billy and Anthony were featured on the show Pitchmen on the Discovery Channel in which the product was featured on multiple occasions.

I'll tell you what I see. I see Eminem's The Eminem Show. I see 2Pac's All Eyez on Me. I see Junior Kelly's Love So Nice. What else do you see?

Ernie, Our local NBC affiliate here in Houston sports a traffic girl that gets a lot of attention from morning viewers. This sweet little gem is from Halloween last year. In my morning commute, I never run into traffic; but I've spent many a morning sipping coffee in the living room with Jennifer Reyna. Best regards, Martin

Hey Ernie, You can catch Martin Tour bus here. And check out more pics of her here -- flashing the police station, brave girl! Also came upon this map regarding gun control that I thought was quite revealing. A couple little red spots are the cause of all our frustration. Keep 'em coming, Tim

Here let me sum that map up for you: Los Angeles, gangs. San Francisco, liberal douchebags. Chicago, gangs. New York City, gangs. Boston, liberal douchebags. Everywhere else, Star Spangled Banner normal, except for Maine. And Dunkirk, Ohio, where the local douchebag local Sheriff will call Homeland Security if you get into a fatal car accident while you have some firearms in your trunk.

Perhaps this might be a United Kingdom only type of thing, but this place is selling a Jocelyn fishnet dress for £13.50, and this ebay auction closed for only £6.99 -- with £$15.88 shipping, WTF! Perhaps these are not available here in the States?

Hey Ernie. Appears the young lady is standing outside of the Tampa Convention Center, near the docks. Please note the rounded corner on the building in the picture appears across the canal to the East of the convention center. Thanks again for adding a little levity to this crazy world. DJ

Dammit Ernie, I have never been to Florida. But now that I spent some time looking around for that bridge, I wanna go. Boating around there must be a flipping blast. No Street View, but here's an overhead shot of the Tampa Riverwalk where she was standing. Thanks for the challenges! James

Today's photo was taken just south of the Platt Street Bridge on the Riverwalk back side on the Convention Center. William

If you've struggled to quit smoking and haven't succeeded yet, you're probably feeling pretty frustrated. Although an estimated 70 percent of smokers want to quit, doing so can be quite a challenge. That's where a little help can go a long way – and combining more than one method can boost the power of both. According to the American Lung Association, nicotine replacement therapies like the nicotine patch can help you quit, especially when combined with counseling, such as using a telephone quit line. A nicotine patch looks much like an adhesive bandage and comes in a variety of sizes. Larger patches deliver a higher dose of nicotine. You put the patch on in the morning, on a clean, dry, and relatively hairless part of the body between the neck and the waist — the upper arm or the chest, for example. Switch around the location of the patch each day to reduce the chance of skin irritation.

Okay, softball. Tell me where I can see a pair of these stupid looking heart shaped sunglasses.


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March 25, 2015

You Can Get Yourself Clean, You Can Have A Good Meal, You Can Do Whatever You Feel.

Room Noises is the first full-length album of the band Eisley, and was released on February 8, 2005 on Reprise Records. The album had three singles – "Memories", "Telescope Eyes", and "I Wasn't Prepared". Music videos were made for each single, as well as "Marvelous Things". Room Noises placed at #9 among Paste magazine's top albums of 2005.

A little bit of Dodgeball trivia: When the Average Joes are in the locker room waiting for their teammates before the final match, all the players are wearing pants except Christine Taylor who is wearing shorts. Listening to the DVD commentary you hear that she had pants but refused to wear them because she thought they were too ugly and unflattering. In related news, Chrstine Taylor is her black S&M gear? Hawt.

Okay, here's a photo challenge, but this one doesn't involve boobs. I'm calling upon my fellow firearm enthusiasts to help me figure out what type of handgun suffered this catastrophis failure. At first I thought it might have been some shitty Bryco/Jimenez piece of shit, but the backstrap/beavertail doesn't match up. Any ideas?

And if you loved the movie Super Troopers and have $35,000 burning a hole in your pocket right meow, boy do I have some good news for you.

Ernie, that's the newer Octavius Tower at Caesars and behind that on the other side of Flamingo Rd on that side of the strip is the Bellaggio. I've been around there too many times I guess. Tom

Hi Ernie, I see that you are currently discussing knives. I wanted to show you an awesome knife that the Navy Seals use for survival training. The knife pictured is an ESSE 5 Randall survival knife. I just purchased (in Pic) my second of these. The first was given to me by my Nephew J. ( Team 7 Coronado) He attended Seal Survival school in Alaska 2 years ago and they were given 2 of these knives He in turn gave one to his favorite Uncle :) These things will chop down trees and stay sharp They are guaranteed for life no matter who owns it. Knife and sheath purchased new on eBay from EMGEAR Alpharetta, GA for 150 shipped. Because my nephew gave me the first one I did not want to abuse it, so I bought one to go commando with. These things are very cool. Had to share. Cheers, Randy

Well, that's certainly a more robust glassbreaker than the one that came with my new kershaw: [flash - no flash] But the knife laws are a little fucked up here in Florida: However, if the pocket knife has too many features, it might not be a “common pocket knife.” The case of F.R. vs State in 2012 found that 3 inch pocket knife with serrations, a notch grip, hilt guard, and locking mechanism does not count as a “common pocket knife.” If his knife did not have serrations, a notch grip, hilt guard, and locking mechanism, it might of been a “common pocket knife.” Translation: my Kershaw definitely would NOT fall under the common pocket knife umbrella, hence my Florida CCW. Should you not have one of those, there are lots of other knives to choose from.

Sure, finding where the News Channel 8 building is located is pretty easy. But can you tell me where the photo of this blue bridge was taken from?

The side view of a muzzle brake. If the rifle were rotated 90 degrees along the axis of the barrel it would look like a cylinder.Muzzle brakes reduce recoil and muzzle climb (allowing quicker and more accurate following shots) at the expense of more noise and blast back to the shooter and bystanders. Muzzle brakes like this are usually found on bigger rifles like the 50 BMG and such. They are less frequently found on a light kicking rifle like a 5.56. Best regards, Lorenzo

That is a JP Enterprises "Recoil Eliminator". VERY effective. All the gamiest gamers use them. For pussies that can't handle .223 or .308 recoil. A. Miller

Here's a challenge, but I'm not sure there's going to be enough information to get an answer. Can you find where this photo was taken? I can tell you that Martin Tours is located in Prague, and that the vehicle in the photo is their Mercedes Benz Sprinter 616. But I can't tell if that's a tour stop and the crowd of people are waiting for the next shuttle? or if that's just a crosswalk and the Martin toue bus is just driving by? I was hoping to get a little information from the sign in the top right corner, but it doesn't clean up that well. Passenger something? Either way, going on tours like that is one of those things that used to be a shit ton of fun when you were a kid, but now that you're an adult, not so much.


March 24, 2015

Bitch You Can't Stop Me, I'm Fabulous.

Light beer commercials usually focus on men, who are its biggest consumers, with machismo, humor and outright goofiness. Corona Light is going after a different group with a campaign for socially active men and women in their 20s. To investigate why Corona was popular among women, researchers hung out in bars, entered into casual conversations and paid close attention to people's gestures as well as their words. They noticed that women often rubbed their thumb and forefingers together when speaking of what they liked about Corona. This suggested fineness, delicacy. Our research suggested that their preference was down to shape and color. While Corona Light is not technically a light beer, but it comes in a tall, clear bottle and is the color of sunshine.

Kent cigarettes's micronite filter was introduced shortly after the publication of a series of articles in Reader's Digest in 1952 entitled "Cancer by the Carton", that scared American consumers into seeking out a filter brand at a time when most brands were filterless. From March 1952 until at least May 1956, the Micronite filter in Kent cigarettes contained carcinogenic blue asbestos; the filter was designed with Eastman Kodak chemical engineers and was replaced with a cotton filter that was dyed green to mimic the asbestos color. Kent cigarattes now use a form of activated charcoal filter.

Halo 3 was released in three separate retail versions, branded as "Standard", "Limited" and "Legendary" editions. The Standard Edition contains the game disc, manual, and a small poster with the game's control-map and artwork. The Limited Edition, contained in a metal case, contains the game disc, manual, poster, Xbox 360 bonus disc with featurettes, and a hardcover-bound Bestiarum, a collection of information and art covering the species, cultures, and civilizations of Halo 3. The Legendary Edition contains the game disc, manual, poster, interactive bonus disc, the Bestiarum on a DVD, Legendary DVD containing exclusive content, and a scale replica of the Master Chief's helmet as a case for the three discs.

Hark! Telleth me dear read'r, what is the nameth of the Las Vegas hotel thou can seeth in the background?

Hey E, the enthusiast that you are, you don't see one of these on eBay often. My neighbor is parting with one of his new additions. Since 9-11, Rick

Hi there -- Long time reader, very occasionally I even send you something. (I started reading your stuff shortly after 9/11, and I think I've send you maybe 3 things.) I have a cabinetry shop that has a bent (?) you might like, but that's not why I'm writing. I have plenty of business, and am not looking for any more at this point until we expand again. The guy that has a shop on the other side of the building from me (it's a huge old glass factory) has a taxidermy and ammunition manufacturing facility. He mainly does straight walled handgun stuff, but he also does .223 and .308. I don't know anything about his prices further than I got 1000 rds of .233 for $300, and since all that I've tried so far has gone "bang" I figure that's a pretty good deal. I varmint on my farms, and no longer have any need past that. And it's made in Ohio by a family owned company, and that has to be worth something. He doesn't have a facebook page for the ammunition that I know of, but he does for the taxidermy. I figured that if I could pass on a deal to you or your readers and help him out at the same time, then it is worth it. Sorry for such a long message. Keep up the good work. Gregg

Since we're talking reloads, I'm comfortable making the assumption we're talking about brass cases; so that $300/1,000 rounds isn't a bad price at all. If you set the filters to [brass] [reloads] and [.223] cartridges, the best price out there right now is $0.32/round or $320 for a 1,000 round case. And even then you have to add on shipping. I would offer one word of caution though: make sure you trust the shit out of this guy if you're going to shoot his ammo.

And while I'll be the first to admit I'm not end end-all-be-all when it comes to guns, I know my fair share and when I don't know something, not ashamed to ask. So fuck all if I can figure out what is sticking out of the barrel of this rifle.

Hi Ernie, This was taken from Pier 62, a public park north of Chelsea Piers. Google street view won't let me go all the way out, this view from the highway has the tower under construction in the bkgd. As well as the netting cage around the driving range, and some recognizable buildings on the Jersey side near that large yellow turn arrow. The girls were approx. where the compass point is. Andrew

Hot blond tattoo chick with nice rack (and the other two) are standing on this pier. Barry

Hello, I tried to find a street view but there is none, that picture was taken from pier 83 in Manhatton at the end of W.24st. looking south on the Hudson river, I found another picture taken from that location and also marked the location on the google earth image. Rick

An orthopaedic pillow is a pillow designed to correct body positioning in bed or while lying on any other surface. Its design conforms to orthopaedic guidelines to ensure the right placement and support of one or more specific parts of the body to provide safe and healthy rest to the sleeper. Pillows have been traditionally made of foam and fiber, but other types now exist, such as pillows made of memory foam, a heat sensitive material that can acquire the shape of the body lying upon it. A sleep pillow with a curved design adapts to head, neck and shoulder contour for back sleepers and side sleepers. It relieves neck pain, frozen shoulder, stiff neck and headaches, and helps release breathing airways to reduce snoring and sleep apnoea symptoms.

And here's a handy dandy checklist for gun owners when drawing up their wills.


March 23, 2015

Also, I Think MILFs Should Ride For Free.

In flash photography the light of the flash occurs too fast for the pupil to close so much of the very bright light from the flash passes into the eye through the pupil, reflects off the fundus at the back of the eyeball and out through the pupil. The camera records this reflected light. The main cause of the red color is the ample amount of blood in the choroid which nourishes the back of the eye and is located behind the retina. The amount of red light emerging from the pupil depends on the amount of melanin in the layers behind the retina. This amount varies strongly between individuals. Light skinned people with blue eyes have relatively low melanin in the fundus and thus show a much stronger red-eye effect than dark skinned people with brown eyes. The same holds for animals.

The Tuckerton, New Jersey police were called for a raccoon whose head was stuck in a tree at the corner of Marine Street and Otis Avenue. Retired State Conservation Officer Lt. Wayne Tonnesen was asked to respond, along with Tuckerton Fire Company's rescue truck. Tonnesen attempted to free the animal by hand, but was unable to dislodge it. He then used an air chisel to enlarge the hole and free the raccoon. The final photo shows the raccoon running off, with no apparent injuries.

Founded in 1920 and located in the heart of the Barri Gòtic, Barcelona's historical center, the El Gran Café still preserves its original Modernist décor which, together with a live piano player at night, makes it undoubtedly one of the most stunning and beautiful spaces in Barcelona. And the best part is if you look them up on Street View -- I was going to make this a challenge, but it was way too easy -- the outside menu board hasn't even fucking changed. So instead, I'm sure someone out there from the New York/New Jersey corridor will be able to show me the location where this photo of the Freedom Tower was taken from.

Ernie, the location of the handicapped spot can be found right here. James

Hey Ernie, That handicapped spot is in front of a 7-eleven at 4220 Eagle Rock Blvd in Los Angeles. Have a good one, Cory.

Like anything peope build, people will eventually turn it into something weirder than anything that's even been possibly done before. Because, yeah, this thing called post-modernism has reached almost every aspect of our life. So then of course we're gonna have buildings looking like they're drunk. But in fact, these are very interesting architecture works that most people would be very curious to see in person. So until you get the chance to visit, tide yourself over with these photos.

Nescafe is a brand of instant coffee made by Nestlé; the name is a portmanteau of the words "Nestle" and "cafe". In 2003, the company reintroduced the Nescafé brand in Canada and the US, and the product is now known as Nescafé Taster's Choice. It is sold in South American markets in both glass and plastic packaging. In the Brand Trust Report 2013, Nescafé was ranked 230th among the world's most trusted brands and subsequently, according to the Brand Trust Report 2014, Nescafé was ranked 209th among the most trusted brands.

I got a Kershaw because it seems Spyderco lowered the steel quality on their knives and it wouldn't hold an edge as long. I was going to try Cold Steel or Kershaw, the carbide tip is what sold me on Kershaw. A word of advice on it. The carbide tip will tear the inside of your pocket. I advise you switch the clip so the point is out of your pocket if it doesn't arrive that way. Thanks for the laughs, Mark

I am anxiously awaiting delivery of mine, although I'm teeming with confidence in the USPS after this fiasco last year. And for you Sportsmans Guide members such as myself, use this coupon code to double your 10% discount to 20%.

Anyway, if you wanted a little more from that red headed feminist she-beast I linked to last week, here's the full encounter. Good luck.


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