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December 5, 2016

I Just Realized As Shitty As 2016 Has Been, Chicago Cubs Fans Are Having The Best Year Ever.

Farfalle are a type of pasta commonly known as bow-tie pasta. The name is derived from the Italian word farfalla, meaning "butterfly", and the 'e' at the end of the word is the Italian feminine plural ending, making the meaning of the word "butterflies". Farfalle come in several sizes, but they all have a distinctive "bow tie" shape. Usually, the farfalle are formed from a rectangle or oval of pasta, with two of the sides trimmed to a ruffled edge and the center pinched together to make the unusual shape of the pasta. Though usable with most sauces, farfalle are best suited to cream and tomato sauces.

Break the Spell is a slot machine produced in 2009 by Atronic Entertainment, where players are rewarded for helping the wizard break the spell and enchant the frog. Frequent expanding wilds in the base game boost the win potential, with three or more coin bonus symbols in any position trigger the bonus screen, revealing five frogs. The player has to select which frog will be enchanted by the wizard and pay a bonus award; if three or more coin symbols occur anywhere on an active payline, the bonus awards will be doubled. If coinciding triggers occur on active paylines, the doubled bonus awards will be multiplied by the number of lines the trigger occurs. Playing more lines of Break the Spell increases the chance of multiple triggers.

Whether you're actually sick or just wanted to take a day off to catch Pokemon, for some it might not be as easy as just clocking out for a day. What these individuals thought of as a relaxing day off turned out to be quite the opposite when they returned; these 18 office pranks remind you to never leave your office unintended.

If you're like most renters, you've probably been ignoring something that you've needed for far too long now. That something is renter's insurance. Since you're reading this blog post you obviously understand that renter's insurance is something you need. It's probably occurred to you that in the face of a tragic event like a fire or theft, your stuff will need replacing. When it comes to buying renter's insurance, it's truly not the time to guess. Guessing can end up costing you a lot of money and heartache. You likely have absolutely no idea how much your possessions actually are worth. In fact, it's said that the average person owns $20K in personal belongings. Truthfully, if you were to look around your home right now, would you guess that your possessions were worth $20,000? Probably not.

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December 3, 2016

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December 2, 2016

Only 23 More Sleeps Until Christmas. Unless You Do Meth, Then Only Like, 3 Sleeps.

The GS Mark, which stands for “Geprufte Sicherheit” in German and means Safety Tested, is a licensed mark of the German government and may only be issued by an accredited product safety testing and certification agency. The GS Mark is recognized throughout Germany and EU countries as symbol of safety. German consumers are willing to pay a higher price for products if there is a strong certification mark on it. The GS Mark minimizes manufacturers' risk of product liability and provides manufacturers with the confidence that their products are safe, legal and of high quality. The GS mark also assures end users that the product has been independently tested by an authorized third party for safety. Any product bearing the GS Mark indicates that it was tested and complies with the minimum requirements of the German Product Safety Act.

Byobu are Japanese folding screens made from several joined panels, bearing decorative painting and calligraphy, used to separate interiors and enclose private spaces, among other uses. Like many Japanese arts and Japanese crafts, folding screens originated in China; prototypes dating back to the Han dynasty have been found. The term byobu figuratively means "protection from wind", which suggests that the original purpose of by?bu was blocking drafts. By?bu were introduced in Japan in the eighth century, when Japanese craftsmen started making their own byobu, highly influenced by Chinese patterns. Through different Japanese eras, byobu evolved in structure and design, along with the techniques and materials used.

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Yesterday's Robin Williams trivia dictated today's FRIDAY FLICK. "Every day I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go out. We have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when I pull up to the curb and when I get to your door, 'cause I think, maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. No goodbye. No see you later. No nothing. You just left. I don't know much, but I know that. "

That Christ photo was taken at my former high school Pius X here in Lincoln, NE! She was a former student there herself and now does "porn" and has her own website. Love the site! Thanks, Jon

The restaurant "Staromestsky Pilir" was easy, Prague, under the Cechuv bridge. Rick

Have you ever wondered how cartographers managed to project the earth on a two-dimensional map? Well, the earth being a 3D planet became a challenge for the early cartographers and then Gerardus Mercator, a Flemish cartographer, and geographer had a breakthrough innovative idea. He designed a map in the year 1569 that was immensely helpful for navigation purpose, but it had a flaw. The system he incorporated actually resulted in the distortion of object sizes depending on their position relative to the equator. Due to this, certain landmasses like Antarctica, Greenland, and others appeared larger than their actual size. Check out Russia's appearance now versus on the actual equator.

I regret but I have but two challenges to give for my country. The first is to identify this green book -- or is it a box maybe? -- and the second is to find this big tall yellow thing.

Crocs are made from a synthetic fiber called Croslite, and is a proprietary closed-cell resin manufactured and trademarked by the company. Croslite has numerous qualities that make it attractive to wearers. It is very lightweight and soft. It is also odor-resistant, non-toxic and doesn't leave marks. It is anti-microbial in nature, so it resists fungal and bacterial growth. It can be cleaned with regular soap and water and doesn't absorb water or sweat. Croc shoes Croslite material can still be damaged by extended exposure to high temperatures. Direct sunlight and other forms of heat have been known to cause the synthetic fiber to warp and become misshapen. Because of this, the manufacturers of Crocs advise that owners should store their shoes in a cool place. The shoes also eventually lose their grip from extended use. When this happens, the company advises customers to purchase a new pair.

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December 1, 2016

Welcome To December. Only 23 More Shopping Days Until Christmas.

Perhaps I'm just a little out of touch with recent fashion trends, but is this a Briggs and Stratton hat?

During filming for Good Will Hunting, when Robin Williams and Matt Damon were shooting the scene on the bench in the Public Garden, it seems like they're the only people in the park. Quite the opposite is true. with Williams being a massive star, there were at one point over 3,000 people there watching that scene unfold. After the 2014 death of Robin Williams, the Boston Public Garden park bench where he and Matt Damon had their conversation scene, became an impromptu memorial site for the actor with people leaving flowers, quotes and various items at the bench. And personally, I prefer the painting scene that laid the ground work for the park scene.

Dammit, I really tried to find a better quality version of this photo so I knew where to grab a drink, but no dice. Can you still help me out?

With the possible removal of silencers/suppressors from National Firearms Act control, a number of legal questions around the devices emerge. The current mechanism for change, H.R.3799 — the Hearing Protection Act — is stuck in the U.S. House but would likely see a stronger reboot in the next Congress in 2017. If a new bill gains enough momentum to make it through Capitol Hill and onto the waiting desk of President Trump, it would leave a few things undecided if signed into law with its current language.

So it's almost time to start decorating the house for Christmas. Which do you prefer, the classier white lights, or the more traditional multi-color lights?

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November 30, 2016

Wow, November is Almost A Memory.

Let's Bring Em Home 2016 -- here's how we're doing and perhaps even more important, how you can help!

Not long after his arrival in Montreal in 1782, John Molson sensed the market potential for beer in the then British colony. Prices for wine, rum and port were rising and an influx of English and Irish immigrants were particularly partial to beer. When he came of legal age, Molson used the money inherited from his parents to acquire a small brewery housed in a wooden building on the shores of the St Lawrence, just outside the fortifications of the burgeoning City of Montreal. Founded in Montreal in 1786, the Molson Brewery is the oldest brewery in North America and continues to produce beer on the site of the original brewery. The company brews and markets a number of the most popular brands of beer in Canada. Domestic labels include Molson Canadian, Molson M, Molson Export, Molson Dry, Molson Exel De-Alcoholized beer, Old Style Pilsner, Rickard's, Creemore Springs and Granville Island Brewing.

Politicians and activists rushed to decry gun violence and advocate new gun control legislation as an attack on the campus of Ohio State University unfolded Monday. An 18-year-old Somali man attacked a group of people with a car and butcher knife, police said. Due to erroneous media reports during the attack, many people assumed it was an act of gun violence and began calling for stricter gun control laws before police officials commented on the event. Among those prematurely condemning loose gun laws or decrying gun violence were Moms Demand Action founder Shannon Watts and and Democratic VP nominee Tim Kaine. Perhaps the NRA summed it up best when they tweeted, "Sad when politicians rush to a narrative that fits their own agenda, instead of waiting for the facts."

Okay, Caddyshack challenge. Who was this guy who was almost run over by this boat? Nope, not Michael Window. he was the sound effects guy from Police Academy. The little known actor's name is Matthew Burch and even though his acting profile is still active, I don't know how much work he's getting because I believe he needs/needed a kidney transplant? Given the eyes and the impaired kidney function, I'm guessing Graves disease maybe?

Ernie, I think I tracked the fire extinguisher down to O'Neill's Bar in Santa Cruz de Tenerife, Spain. This gentleman is wearing the same style shirt. Cheers Sean

She's flashing us from the front of this bar in Spain...Chris C

That sale Anastasia is in front of would be at the Rossmann Drogeriemarkt, Louisenstrabe 70, Bad Homburg, Germany. no street view, instead attached a picture of the store. Rick

There are two things I'd like to accomplish after my orthopedic checkup this afternoon. First I'd like to restore all things in Christ and then maybe grab some lunch. Show me where I'm headed to, young Padawan.

Ever given the opportunity of a lifetime and turned it down? Well, these actors turned down the most iconic roles that have ever been offered. Luckily their careers seemed to play out just fine, but could imagine turning down some of these iconic films? They have to have some sort of regret. For example, The now-classic mafia film The Godfather offered the role to many big names in the business as Paramount reportedly thought the project to be a risky venture and they wanted a more established star to play the lead. Apart from Nicholson, Robert Redford, Ryan O'Neal, and Dustin Hoffman were all offered the role, but they each declined. Al Pacino accepted it, and it became one of the best performances in movie history.

A traditional wine glass is used to drink and taste a variety of different wine. A wine glass is recognised for its shape and form, including: the bowl, stem and foot. The glass shape is a major factor which influences taste, aroma and the enjoyment of wines. The size of the wine glass differs depending on the type of wine and the glassware manufacturer. Stemless wine glasses have definitely changed the wine industry, with many wine experts and critics endlessly arguing about the benefits of wine glasses vs. stemless wine glasses. It is only recently that stemless wine glasses have become increasingly popular and are frequently found in hotels, bars, restaurants and other commercial locations.

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